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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

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Quote of the Now

“	You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬	”
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Article of the Now

In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Christian answered some of the letters in Mailbag 2.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters?
... that Brütal Legend rocks?
... that Chris was featured on Fox News?
... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons?
... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge?
... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video?
... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video?
... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain?

Da Update

It is currently November 2024. It has been...

20

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

11 November - Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale.
9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk.
6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art.
5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results.
4 November
- Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen.
- Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.

Recently Uncovered Info

11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020
4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019

PSN Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

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Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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