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[[File:ChrisBackgroundDecember2013.jpg|500px|thumb|center|Chris's new cover photo which was uploaded on 5 December 2013.]] | [[File:ChrisBackgroundDecember2013.jpg|500px|thumb|center|Chris's new cover photo which was uploaded on 5 December 2013.]] | ||
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==Summary== | ==Summary== | ||
* 5 | * 5 December - Chris uploaded a new cover photo and profile picture. | ||
* 19 December | * 19 December - Chris's former high school crush, [[Kellie Andes]] shares the video [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]. | ||
* 21 December | * 21 December - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code. | ||
* 23 December | * 23 December - Chris posts additional Pokemon Safari information. | ||
* 27 December | * 23 December - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point. | ||
* 30 December | * 27 December - Chris's classmate, [[Sarah Bevel]], shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear. | ||
* 30 December - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet. | |||
==Posts by Chris== | ==Posts by Chris== | ||
[[File:Lookingdelightfulasever.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Chris's new self-pitying profile picture uploaded in December.]] | |||
===Friends=== | ===Friends=== | ||
After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying | After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying lament and tagged Sarah Bevel: | ||
{{quotebox|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care! | {{quotebox|5 December 2013<p> I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care! -feeling alone. | ||
[[File:chris_yamask.jpg|200px]] | [[File:chris_yamask.jpg|200px]] | ||
[[File:chris_cubone.jpg|200px]]}} | [[File:chris_cubone.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
===Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages=== | ===Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages=== | ||
{{quotebox|21 December 2013 | {{quotebox|21 December 2013 | ||
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is ''' | Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED''' If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the [[Miiverse]] to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages.}} | ||
===More on Pokemon; Facebook Messages OK=== | |||
{{quotebox|23 December 2013 | |||
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED'''; secondary name: BararAnne; 3DS Friend Code is '''REDACTED'''. If adding Both Codes, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in a Facebook Message, or message/comment, to one of my posts, on Miiverse to SonichuChandler.}} | |||
=== Justine Sacco's sex dream === | === Justine Sacco's sex dream === | ||
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Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}} | Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P}} | ||
'''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday|February 24, 2012]]: ''"I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml."'' Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook. | '''NOTE:''' Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from [[Chris's birthday|February 24, 2012]]: | ||
<center>'''''"I had a sex dream about an autistic kid last night. #fml."'''''</center> | |||
Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "'''fuck my life'''", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook. | |||
=== Chris is lost === | === Chris is lost === | ||
Chris posted twice while ushering in the New Year. The first post includes a scene from the game ''Zelda II''. | |||
[[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png|200px|thumb|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]] | [[File:Sorryiknownothing zelda2.png|200px|thumb|A more detailed version of the scene from ''Zelda II'' that Chris referenced.]] | ||
{{quotebox| | {{quotebox|23 December 2013 | ||
I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. | I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. | ||
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[[File:ChrisIsLost.png|200px]]}} | [[File:ChrisIsLost.png|200px]]}} | ||
=== Worst Broken Heart Ever === | === Worst Broken Heart Ever === | ||
{{quotebox| | {{quotebox|23 December 2013 | ||
Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level|broken heart]] ever. | Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst [[Heart level|broken heart]] ever. | ||
[[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg|200px]]}} | [[File:WorstBrokenHeartEver.jpg|200px]]}} | ||
==Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)== | ==Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)== | ||
=== It Gets WORSE! === | === It Gets WORSE! === | ||
On 19 December, [[Kellie Andes]], one of Chris's former | On 19 December, [[Kellie Andes]], one of Chris's former high school crushes, has seen the infamous [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]] video and shares it: | ||
{{quotebox|17 December 2013 | {{quotebox|17 December 2013 | ||
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=== Mommy's Undies === | === Mommy's Undies === | ||
On 27 December, Sarah Bevel | On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another of Chris's former [[gal pals]], posts another tidbit about Chris, this time about him [[:File:Cwcbraorig.JPG|wearing his mom's underwear]]: | ||
{{quotebox|27 December 2013 | {{quotebox|27 December 2013 | ||
A "friend" sent me this. Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently "spoons" with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all.}} | A "friend" sent me this. Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently "spoons" with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all. | ||
[[File:ChrisExplainThisImageUnderwear.png|thumb|center]]}} | |||
{{ | {{Social media}} | ||
[[Category:Facebook]] | [[Category:Facebook|* 2013-12]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:48, 5 October 2019
The following are Facebook posts Chris posted in December 2013. Chris ended the year by posting that he was having "the worst broken heart ever".
Summary
- 5 December - Chris uploaded a new cover photo and profile picture.
- 19 December - Chris's former high school crush, Kellie Andes shares the video For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV.
- 21 December - Chris posts his Pokemon Safari code.
- 23 December - Chris posts additional Pokemon Safari information.
- 23 December - Chris posts about Justine Sacco dreaming of having sex with an autistic person, failing to understand her point.
- 27 December - Chris's classmate, Sarah Bevel, shares a picture of Chris wearing his mother's underwear.
- 30 December - Chris complains about his depression, his loneliness and the Internet.
Posts by Chris
Friends
After uploading his new cover photo, Chris posted another self-pitying lament and tagged Sarah Bevel:
| 5 December 2013 I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care! -feeling alone.
|
Pokemon Safari; No Facebook Messages
| 21 December 2013
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is REDACTED If adding me, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in the Miiverse to me at SonichuChandler; no Facebook Messages. |
More on Pokemon; Facebook Messages OK
| 23 December 2013
Pok'emon Safari in X/Y; name is Christian; 3DS Friend Code is REDACTED; secondary name: BararAnne; 3DS Friend Code is REDACTED. If adding Both Codes, please message your 3DS Name and Friend Code in a Facebook Message, or message/comment, to one of my posts, on Miiverse to SonichuChandler. |
Justine Sacco's sex dream
In an attempt to "win" against his former high school gal-pals and his trolls due to his autism, Chris posted this:
| 23 December 2013
Hey! Justine Sacco Dreams of having Sex with an Autistic person (drunk or not; child or adult, it is all hidden desires for her conscious). So, EAT THAT, you immature brats and Immature Ex-High-School-Girl-Friends! :(P |
NOTE: Justine Sacco was a PR executive for InterActive Corp, who made the news for an infamous tweet which read "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!". CNN's story on Sacco also highlighted choice Tweets by Sacco before she deleted her account, among which was this Tweet, from February 24, 2012:
Chris likely read the story, saw the Tweet, and not knowing that FML is an abbrevation for "fuck my life", proceeded to brag about it on Facebook.
Chris is lost
Chris posted twice while ushering in the New Year. The first post includes a scene from the game Zelda II.
| 23 December 2013
I know nothing. I am lost. My mind is a constant, zombie-like, blank. I am depressed. I am in misery. No one outside my house acknowledges me. There is no true care or love on the internet, or from anyone hiding behind their screens and monitors of any kind. I know nothing. I am lost.
|
Worst Broken Heart Ever
| 23 December 2013
Here's to another year in this dead-end life with the worst broken heart ever.
|
Posts by his friends (or in this case, ex-gal pals)
It Gets WORSE!
On 19 December, Kellie Andes, one of Chris's former high school crushes, has seen the infamous For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV video and shares it:
| 17 December 2013
OMG guys it gets WORSE! I threw up a little in my mouth after watching this. If you have a weak stomach, turn back now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEKLxgRJnAc |
Mommy's Undies
On 27 December, Sarah Bevel, another of Chris's former gal pals, posts another tidbit about Chris, this time about him wearing his mom's underwear:
| 27 December 2013
A "friend" sent me this. Not only does Christian like to borrow mommy's undies, but he apparently "spoons" with her as well. Just when you think you've heard it all. |
