May 2020 social media posts

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during May 2020. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference.

More money wasted

2 May

CosmicKeyframe (COMMISSIONS CLOSED) @CosmicKeyframe:

Because I like you all, today is the LAST day you can order the "I Survived Bunny Day" Charm and Shirts. After that, Im taking them off the store...dont worry though, Im sure Ill have more Animal Crossing Stuff in the future ;) https://cosmickeyframeshq.com/shop/pre-order-i-survived-bunny-day-2020-acrylic-charm

I pre-ordered one; still looking forward to receiving it. ⚡⚡⚡

Zodiac

6 May

Lt, Switch (@SketchyPegasus9):

So what's your Zodiac Sign?? :3

Chris Chan is Pisces, Rosey is Capricorn, and I, Sonichu, am Aries.

Sonichu was originally hatched March 17 (Pisces), later being moved by the Idea Guys to 4/20 (Aries).

Mommy's Day

10 May

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

Drawing for @CPU_CWCSonichu mother! I hope Christine’s mom has a Happy Mother’s Day! #MothersDay #drawing

Sonichu: Hey, y’all. Just a friendly Happy #MothersDay greeting to all the women who are Mothers, Moms, and simple parents guiding their biological or adopted, or whatever the sitch, children, teens or adults. Me, personally, I can recall the days with my mother and father back in that ol’ field in Rhode Island. Such simple times in the days I was a wild Pichu, then Pikachu after evolving. My mother was simple, kind and nurturing, and continued to work hard as she did. And my father kept collecting food for us and keeping us safe as I grew up and lived. I was really saddened when both of them had fallen during that fated day on February 1, 2003, when they and the flock of Pikachus were ravaged by the Team Rocket grunts, and all that shit. Still, good times, with my parents. Meanwhile, Rosey, back in her Pichu days, had a few weeks with her father Luxray, and her mother Raichu. She enjoyed her simple times as best as she was able to. Then a trainer caught her in a Poké Ball, and sent her to Professor Oak, or whichever Professor he was in the US’ region in Virginia; this was south of Cwcville. But that Raichu, alongside Luxray (who Mama later dubbed the nickname “John”), they both kept watch over Rosey over the years as she and Kel of them traveled around to get their first set of badges; watching their little Pichu work hard for and with Kel, evolving and growing up. Rosey’s mom had become ill some time ago, though. John did his best for her, but she was stricken and overcome. John, still, was ever adamant and motivated from that trauma. John is still alive today, and he still remembers his beloved Raichu partner, and continues to do his best for us, and for her; another good and caring mother. So, yeah, Happy Mothers Day to all Mothers, be they human or animal. 😊⚡💛

This account uses the Idea Guy-influenced date for the Chaotic Rainbow.

@ToadetteTalks:

Hey what about Barb tho

As for Barbara, Mother of Chris Chan Sonichu, she is very good and awesome in her own rights. I mean, Mama has previously praised and spoken well of her. I, personally, am unable to say much, except that Barbara did and does her best for her, and me, here, while I’m in this body. Thanks, Barbara, for being the mother of Chris Chan in 1218, here. I am glad to know her as much and well as I do.

@starcraft_al:

Sad that Chris is missing Mother’s Day.

Christine is not missing it; we have Mother’s Day in C-197, with the other bunch of holidays that you all have here.

@PinClock:

yo Chris at least thank him for the drawing before going into one of these threads.

I thanked the artist by retweeting it and sending good vibes and wishes. And this is actually Sonichu; not Christine. I am still stuck in this body swap that has happened over a month ago. Until after I deliver this body to her, while she was still in my body on April 10, 2020. you’re talking to and with me, Boyo PinClock-Cushion, and so is everyone else. 😠⚡

PinClock-Cushion?

Yes.

That being said, I would love to have a Pin Clock Cushion.

ALOL.

BABScon is online

10 May

@BABSCon:

And that's a wrap for the first-ever #BABSConline! Thank you to all of our staff, musicians (both main stage and renegade), guests of honor, panelists, and of course, our attendees! You guys ALL made this thing awesome, and we would LOVE to be able to do it again in the future❤

Personally, I’ll settle and want better of the offline convention where we all actually get together, instead of lingering behind closed monitors, but for now, it was what it was. Thanks for the attempt and hard work on the Online aspect.

What is the deal with naive slow-in-the-minds?

Rosey and I are checking out @JerrySeinfeld “23 Hours To Kill” special on @netflix.

Contrapoints attacks Geno

10 May

Geno Samuel (@genosamuelgeno):

... I’ve also been in contact with Christine, who had nice things to say about me, and regularly still watches the videos. To think that @ContraPoints compared what I do to A-Log is disingenuous and wholly inaccurate.

To be fair, while the past videos and content was made available, and Mama explained herself the number of times to add context (although not all of the time), the leftover details that she had not added context to was left up for debate and fanfics.⚡⚡⚡

Luke Nisbet (@AnEvilSnowman):

On the brightside I just found out that there are going to 100 episodes of Chris Chan documentries!

Is there enough video content to even constitute 100 episodes?

equivalent exchange

12 May

(lengthy thread discussing the Merge)

Fox McCloud (@AntiMergeLeader):

And most recently, Chris’ statement that Covid-19 is ‘good because it weeds out the weak’

Protoman00 (@milk_cookies16):

That’s a good point, however if Christine believe in the merge she wouldn’t have said that.

The Merge is happening, and she believes in it highly; the sorting out was required in order to keep the worldwide population, post-merge, on an equal footing (sort of like equivalent exchange, or something like that). Okay?

If you ignore all the times that I have actually hit someone

Zaproductions (@Zaproductions):

Poor Roo was victim to a hit and run by a Sonichu, care to explain @CPU_CWCSonichu https://twitter.com/i/status/1260460967818932224

That was very cruel of you to depict that at all. I would never ever hit someone.

wacky

14 May

Lt, Switch (@SketchyPegasus9):

What is this? (Wrong answers only :3) [gif of a pony next to a tube man ]

Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Pineapples! 🤣⚡

A reference to Family Guy's "Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story."