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Article of the Now Chris, begging for money, while standing in front of more than a thousand dollars' worth of Lego sets and toys. The Financhu Crisis is a term coined by users from Kiwi Farms to describe the steep decline in the Chandler family's financial management beginning in early 2016. Signs of the Chandlers' worsening finances were made apparent by the increasing amounts of begging videos and donation requests on YouTube and Facebook. In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon account more seriously and recommenced drawing Sonichu comic pages. He has gotten several hundred dollars per month for his efforts, and payments continued until 2 August 2021, when his Patreon account was shut down. As a result, begging had temporarily subsided. (More...) Did You Know... ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy? This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris, Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan have a meeting at the PVCC to discuss Chris's behavior, the conclusion of which sees Chris banned from distributing Sonichu's News Dash on campus, and leaves him bitter towards Mary Lee Walsh. (more...) In 2010, Chris comments on the destruction of the CWCipedia, threatens to use his "psychic powers" to jail and kill the people behind the Asperpedia, and claims the CWCipedia will be rebuilt with his own funds. (more...) In 2017, Chris wants to use the power of Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis to make his ass fatter, in the hopes of attaining a woman's hourglass figure. (more...) In 2018, Chris announces to sell his products on Lulu again, however his account was flagged and banned again three days later. (more...) In 2019, Chris opens a new primary Twitter account at @CPU_CWCSonichu in an attempt to bypass the blocks. (more...)

Quote of the Now “ Hey, #GenoSamuel, if you're reading this, you should just record and episode of yourself analyzing the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie, sine that is completed, as opposed to the video set of me reading Chaos Crystal Control. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris begs Geno to review his Transformers videos Da Update It is currently February 2026. It has been... 8 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 34 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 7 February - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming. 6 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3. 4 February Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2. Chris joins Ko-fi. Chris replies to one of MKRNightVee's tweets tagging him, reestablishing contact between the two after over four years. Chris joins Cameo. 2 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1. 31 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. Flipnote Hatena Tracker Template:Flipnote Studio Tracker Improvement Project of the Now GO WORK ON IT! Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating. The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work: Sachumo Interview Sonichu Mania Livestream Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan Arbitarch Interview Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight The Create Unknown The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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