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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,908 articles...and counting!

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Quote of the Now

“	I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️	”
Chris on Reddit.

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Article of the Now

Lordsillynipples was a troll from ED who played a significant role in Christory during the years 2008 and 2009. She is considered one of the most important trolls in Christory, as she was one of the first to show the effectiveness of catfishing Chris with false sweethearts. She's most well known for being one of the people trolling Chris under the pseudonym Blanca, along with the Fried Chicken Trolling Crew, and obtaining nude photos of hims, including ones where he is wearing his mother's underwear. She is also known for being the original creator of the Man in the Pickle Suit, and providing Chris a photograph of Lee Hotti, claiming it to be of Clyde Cash.

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This Day in Christory

The yellow copyright infringement himself.

Today in Christory, in 2003, Chris wrote a short story entitled "Sonichu & Rosechu... The Genesis of the Lovehogs". Showing trademark unoriginality, he used the exact same story in Sonichu 0.

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Also, in 2018, Chris came out as bisexual in a Facebook post.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris has performed oral sex on Magi-Chan?
... that BlueSpike was the ween in the JULAAAAAAAY call?
... that JenkinsJinkies is definitely NOT Chris?
... that Chris was no longer stuck as a virgin with rage after hiring a prostitute?
... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with Tiffany Gowen at their high school reunion?
... that Chris has committed assault and battery against Michael Snyder and illegally pepper sprayed the Yellow-Shirted Foe?
... that Chris got fired from Wendy's for scaring a small child with his Donald Duck impersonation?
... that Chris attempted to fix The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail, and somehow made it make less sense?
... that ~~Chris~~ ~~BILLY MAYS~~ ~~Allison Amber~~ ~~Brendan Fraser~~ ~~Mary Lee Walsh~~ Robbie Van Drawson is the Mayor of CWCville?
... that the Idea Guys brainwashed Chris into believing that his imaginary daughter Crystal would be brought into the world by Chris anally raping Sonichu?
- ... and that Chris has once fisted Sonichu as a punishment?
... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for blood, tears and semenal descent?

Da Update

It is currently April 2026. It has been...

20

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

13

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

23

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You.
3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance.
1 April - Chris posts a "confession" video.
29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose.
28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.
22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

PSN Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Hyperdimension Neptunia for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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Account Creation

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Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

Sachumo Interview

Sonichu Mania Livestream

Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan

Arbitarch Interview

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

The Create Unknown

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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