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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,668 articles...and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	You just elected Sentinel Fucked Up Prime into office after knowing what he did last term. 🤬	”
Chris on Twitter, comparing Donald Trump to a character from Transformers

Article of the Now

In October 2016, Chris visited some of the stores at which he is banned and asked the management to sign a contract to unban him. The documents were leaked to Kiwi Farms on 13 October.

Chris's attitude to bans appears to have remained the same as his reaction to his ban from the GAMe PLACe nearly a decade earlier, using ridiculous negotiation tactics to tackle bans that he just cannot get over. These documents are also a big example of his egotistical nature and deteriorating sense of reality post-Tomgirl, believing that businesses (that'll be better without his patronage) will sign a legal document that will unban him and prevent them from being able to call the police against him (which is illegal since contracts cannot be used to protect from criminal prosecution, thus making it null and void), all because a violent, egotistical lolcow believes that not signing would prove that they are "most uncompassionate and lacking of heart and soul of any person", and are a bunch of "unwelcoming immature rat -a**" b*****", comparing them to Donald Trump. He also believes that the reasons that he was banned are now "outdated" (similar to how he tried to convince Michael Snyder that he needs to "forgive and forget"), and that the "Human Rights Campaign" would be on his side since he's now a ""L"esbian "T"ranswoman", the L and T from LGBTQ.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, Christian answered some of the letters in Mailbag 2.

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Did You Know...

... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
... that Chris needs no bitches?

Da Update

It is currently November 2024. It has been...

20

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

16 November - Chris posts Ultra Sonichu to Cwclight.
11 November
- Chris announces a Rosechu medallion for sale.
- Chris posts Blake Sonichu and A few previously unanswered questions to Cwclight.
9 November - After a few days of posting on social media site Bluesky, Chris announces on Twitter that he will make a move to Bluesky and that he has blocked Twitter's owner Elon Musk.
6 November - OfficialCWCmart is updated with multiple artworks: the fifth part to Act 4 of Chaos Crystal Control, "Portal Workings" from the 2021 Lost Commissions, and "I Had Returned Home" from OfficialCWCmart Jail Art.
5 November - Chris casts his vote in the 2024 election, then records a livestream reacting to the results.
4 November
- Chris implies that his Kamala Harris signs had either been defaced or stolen.
- Chris announces a livestream for 5 November on the election results.

Recently Uncovered Info

11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020
4 October - Night Star, personality tests from October 2019

PSN Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Account Creation

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Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Picture of the Now

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-Due to the request of ''Christine Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive, ableist, sexist and giving her emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on her to the point of intruding in her private life and causing her '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
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-We know that her public comments on Facebook and her silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''her family and her friends.'''  We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with her, and we deeply regret that. We are also sorry for misgendering her as we receive a lot of backlash from various websites, one of them is r/GamerGhazi. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:
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-'''First''', by a desire to '''protect herself from the embarrassment of her own conduct.'''
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-She was also very concerned about '''protecting her family'''. According to her, if it wasn't for us for intruding her personal life, '''her father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to her family and friends, then into her private life.  Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing her of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.
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-And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of her friends, we've never '''''respected her and treated her like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.
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-This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''
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-Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim her family life for her family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.
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-In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban her from anywhere else, ever.'''
-We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll her -- which include, but not limited to:
-*Adam Stackhouse
-*Ahuviya Harel
-*America
-*Amud
-*Andrew Dobson
-*Anita Sarkeesian
-*Anthony 'A-Log' Logatto
-*Anna McLerran
-*Anna Stackhouse
-*Asperpedia Four
-*Batman
-*BILLY MAYS
-*Blanca Weiss
-*BlueSpike
-*Brianna Wu
-*Bryan Bash
-*Chad Thundercock
-*Charlottesville people
-*Chris's High School Gal-pals
-*Chris's Pastor
-*Clyde Cash
-*cogsdev
-*Cole Smithey
-*Connor Bible
-*CoolDudeClem
-*Coty Smith
-*Crikey
-*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
-*DarkSydePhil
-*David Moyes
-*DisneyFan01
-*The Dodo Brain
-*Dormiebasne
-*Eli
-*Emily
-*Failosophy
-*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
-*Gabe Navarro
-*The GAMe PLACe
-*Glaive
-*GodJesus
-*Google
-*Homer Ruglia Beoulve
-*Homos
-*Ivy O'Neil
-*Jace Connors
-*Jack Thaddeus
-*Jason Kendrick Howell
-*Jay Geis
-*Jenn the Tortoise-kin
-*Jerkops
-*Jimmy Hill
-*John Langley
-*Joshua Martinez
-*Kacey Devoria
-*Ken Penders
-*Keurig Company
-*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
-*Lauren Faust
-*Leonard F. Shaner Jr.
-*Liquid Chris
-*Lordsillynipples
-*Louis Van Gaal
-*Man in the Pickle Suit
-*Mary Lee Walsh
-*McDonalds employees
-*Megan Schroeder
-*Michael Snyder
-*MylarBalloonFan
-*MysteriousMrEnter
-*Nathanael Greene Elementary School
-*Null
-*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
-*PandaHalo
-*Peter Coffin
-*Pixyteri
-*Richard Heinz
-*Rob Bell
-*Robert Simmons V
-*Robert Wayne Stiles
-*Ruckersville people
-*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
-*Sarah Butts
-*Sega
-*Shigeru Miyamoto
-*Sonic The Hedgehog
-*Surfshack Tito
-*Tara Strong
-*Thorg
-*TJChurch
-*True Capitalist Radio
-*Tyce Andrews
-*Vade
-*Vivian Gee
-*Vivian James
-*Wizardchan
-*WogglebugLoveProductions
-*Zoe Quinn
-'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''
-And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past nine years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris herself:
-{{quote|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with her.}}
-We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.
-Thank you. And good night.