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Aunt Karina,
Trolling Chris in the here-after.

Aunt Karina (alternatively spelled "Aunt Corina" by Chris for no real reason, also called Aunt Ocarina by the nerd-faggots on IRC) was one of Christian's favourite aunts and was also the person the Chandlers bought their dog, Patti from.

Aunt Karina died on 21 February 2009, and was buried on 24 February 2009, thus ruining Christian's birthday as a post-mortem troll.

The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday, Shrove Tuesday (AKA "Pancake Day"). Chris cared more about eating pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt. Proving how much of an utter self-centered piece of shit he is.

Needless to say, this is the first stiff Chris has gotten hold of without resorting to a sex doll. (ba duum Tisch!!!)

v • d • e Family

Immediate family	Christian Weston Chandler • Bob Chandler • Barbara Chandler

Pets	Patti • Chandler Cats • Clover and Snoopy

Other	Anne Boleyn • Aunt Corrina • Aunt Harriet • Cole Smithey • Daniel Weston • Savannah Chandler • Uncle Tom • Minor Family Members • Chandler family tree

v • d • e Acquaintances

Hobbies	Joseph Herring • Daniel Mimms / Lucas • Pokémon League friends • Midnight Moonflower • Molly the Medium

Desired acquaintanceships	Caitlin • Lindsay Kaye

Collaborators (creators Chris promoted)	Bryanfrogboy • ChuuChuuRocket • Don Lashomb • Praetor

Women (cut ties with Chris)	Megan Schroeder • The Wallflower • DoopieDoOver • Fiona

Gal-pals	Natasha Turner • Sarah Nicole Hammer • Laura Beth Dorazio • Kellie Andes • Tiffany Gowen

Staff	Rocky Shoemaker • Virginia Jeanine Sanford

Defense lawyers	David Heilberg • Rob Bell

Prostitutes	Mia Hamm

v • d • e Enablers

White knights	Anna McLerran • The Pinch • CWCProtectSquad (Tings Tingz) • Guard Dogs (Null • The Captain) • Watchmen (Kyle • Naught • MKRNightVee • Owls • The WCT • Val) • Otaku King

Fans	Caleb and Lily • Clare Porter • DStecks • Eels and the Egg-man • Helena Fiorenza • Kai • Karen Riley • Kenneth Engelhardt • Michael Afghani • Sonichu Girls

v • d • e Christubers and Interviewers

Christubers	Copitz • Dillin Thomas • Geno Samuel • GiBi • PewDiePie • The Sergeant at Arms • Xleepy

Interviewers	Arthur Spatchcock • Ethan Ralph • Joseph Draft • Keffals • Noah

v • d • e Trolls

Fantasy enablers	Idea Guys • Teen Troon Squad • Ben Saint • Jacob Sockness • Larry Vaughn

Catfishers (Internet/phone only)	Blanca Weiss • Ivy • Jackie • Jessica Quinn • Julie • Lori Lopez • PandaHalo • Sarah Jackson

Catfishers (met with Chris)	Catherine • Emily • Faeryn • Hanna • Kacey

Trolls (internet-only)	The Asperpedia Four • Bryan Bash • Clyde Cash • Desiree Delightful • Evan • Ignatius J. Reilly • Jack Thaddeus • Jeff Ouzuo • Johan • Liquid Chris • Lordsillynipples • Regina Novakova • Sam and Ellen • Sarah May • Surfshack Tito • Sydney Kirsch • Thetan • Thorg • Vivian Gee

Trolls (internet-only, impersonating celebrities)	BILLY MAYS • Jay Z • Jimmy Hill • Reggie Fils-Aimé • Shigeru Miyamoto • Takashi Tezuka • Vanessa Hudgens

Trolls (met with Chris)	Cousin Al • Joshua Martinez • Kim Wilson • Magical Man • Man in the Pickle Suit • Robert Simmons V

Allies	Jason Kendrick Howell / Kathleen

A-logs	Anthony Logatto • Bella Janke • LadyOfTheCosmo • Michael Hirtes

v • d • e Perceived enemies

Staff	Betty Hoover • CADD Chef • Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops	Bagget • Jerkhief

Manajerks	B-Manajerk • "Lady" Manajerk • Merried Seinor Comic • Michael Snyder • ScotPalazzo • Turdijerk • W-M-Manajerk • Yellow-Shirted Foe

Other	Abusive babysitter • Adam Stackhouse • Bruce Johnson • Mr. Smith • Opuscon789 • Pmurt • Wes Iseli

v • d • e Imaginary/Inanimate

Imaginary friends	Andrew Blaze • Crystal Weston Chandler • Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Mewtwo, and Sylvana • Lainchu • Lovely Weather • Meg Griffin • Reginald Chandler • Val

Inanimate objects	Clown Doll • Kimmi • Naru • Officer Nasty

v • d • e Media personalities

In media	Barack Obama • Britney Spears • DRWolf • Emgo316 • George Bush • ILoveKPALot • Joe Biden • John Tesh • Kamala Harris • My Little Pony voice actresses • Miscellaneous celebrities • Nowacking • R.L. Stine • Red Skelton • ProjectSNT • TF2 Analysis • Uri Geller

This article, like Chris's pickle, is a bit small. You can help CWCki by expanding it.

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 [[Image:AuntKarina.jpg|thumb|right|Aunt Karina,<br>Trolling Chris in the here-after.]]
-[[Aunt Karina]] (alternatively spelled "Aunt Corina" by Chris for no real reason, also called '''Aunt Ocarina''' by the [[trolls|nerd-faggots]] on IRC) was one of [[Christian|Christian's]] favourite aunts.  [[Aunt Karina]] died on 21 February [[2009]], and got buried on 24 February [[2009]], thus ruining [[Christian|Christian's]] birthday as a post-mortem [[troll]].
+[[Aunt Karina]] (alternatively spelled "Aunt Corina" by Chris for no real reason, also called '''Aunt Ocarina''' by the [[trolls|nerd-faggots]] on IRC) was one of [[Christian|Christian's]] favourite aunts and was also the person the Chandlers bought their dog, Patti from.
+[[Aunt Karina]] died on 21 February [[2009]], and was buried on 24 February [[2009]], thus ruining [[Christian|Christian's]] birthday as a post-mortem [[troll]].
+The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday, Shrove Tuesday (AKA "Pancake Day"). Chris cared more about eating pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt. Proving how much of an utter self-centered piece of shit he is.
 Needless to say, this is the first stiff Chris has gotten hold of without resorting to a [[sex toys|sex doll]]. ''(ba duum Tisch!!!)''

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