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Revision as of 08:28, 24 July 2020

Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.
We currently have 2,912 articles...and counting!
Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

62
days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,681
days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,673
days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
3,106
days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
914
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,753 days

978
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,398 days

6,058
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,058 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Jessica Quinn was a white knight, turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's sweetheart from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017 after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 October 2017, after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015 until the second breakup.

Quinn's trolling resulted Chris incorporating a fat fetishism storyline into Sonichu and in the videos I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us, IMG 5424, and CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE.

The Quinn Saga is the last saga before Chris's grip on reality was permanently shattered by the Idea Guys.

(More...)

This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2009, the Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.

(more...)

Did You Know...

Quote of the Now

You could be surviving as strong as [Bob] is.
Chris in a Cameo to enabler Philip who has been hospitalized

Da Update

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It is currently April 2026. It has been...
37
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
30
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

40
day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

CWCki News

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now