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Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]], more specifically 'Nabe's Dojo-Shin', where Master [[Excel Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky, and presumably to the [[The Moon|Moon]]. However, Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Punchy_Sonichu|Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia}}</ref> | Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a [[Wikipedia:Dojo|Dōjō]], more specifically 'Nabe's Dojo-Shin', where Master [[Excel Saga|Nabe]] is teaching his student [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Mypoe|Mypoe]] to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile [[Sonee]] form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky, and presumably to the [[The Moon|Moon]]. However, Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Punchy_Sonichu|Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia}}</ref> Things apparently got a lot bleaker than Chris is usually inclined to go after that: according to the [[CWCipedia]] article for Sonichu (of all things), Chris explains that Master Nabe was brutally murdered by a jealous student and that Punchy avenged his tutor by killing the assassin himself. Punchy then buried both of them behind the school and continues to live there. While it does explain where Punchy's master has been all this time, it does kind of raise some questions about Punchy that he's willing to live with the rotting corpses of his adopted father and his killer out back. | ||
===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]=== | ===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]=== | ||
Revision as of 11:34, 24 August 2014
| Sonichu character | |
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| Punchy Sonichu | |
| Date of birth | 2 February 1989 (in universe)
No later than 17 August 2004 (IRL)[1] |
| Gender | Male |
| Length | 4'7"[2] (122 cm) |
| Weight | 120 lbs (54 kg) |
| Parents | Master Nabe (adoptive father) |
| Education | CWCville University (Dating Education)[3] |
| Species | Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon) |
| Type | Electric/Fighting |
| Evolves from | Sonee (with Hard Stone) |
Punchy Sonichu is a Sonichu and a member of the Chaotic Combo, formed from eggs released by the Chaotic Rainbow as a result of the collision between Super Sonic the Hedgehog and a Pikachu. He is a Fighting/Electric type Pokémon. He has stated that he is very attracted to Angelica, but ended up paired with Layla, whom Chris has drawn giving him a blowjob. Punchy is often considered to be a racist Asian stereotype due to his slanted eyes and martial arts upbringing, although his eyes may be based on the fighting Pokémon Hitmonlee. Chris denies that Punchy is of Asian origin.[4]
However, the eyes seem to have been altered in Sonichu #10, where he looks like all the other Sonic recolors. Punchy is also a shitty Knuckles the Echidna knockoff, right down to the crescent-shaped birthmark on his chest, dreadlocks and clawed punching gloves, which makes one wonder why he isn’t an "Electric Echidna Pokémon". He is a combination of four characters:
Because Punchy is one of Chris's remotely amusing OCs due to the almost complete lack of originality (more or less simply a headswap of Knuckles) and the (possibly unintentional) racism of his design, he is a favorite amongst trolls.
Punchy is also billed as a "master of random-access humor" (which is to say he supposedly has the same shitty sense of humor as Chris), but he has not actually demonstrated this trait even once in the comics. It finally surfaced in a video, SonichuBabies, over a decade after Chris created him -- much to the anticipation of no one. This in contrast to Wild Sonichu, who has done so several times.[5][6]
Comic appearances
Sonichu Babies
Punchy's Sonee egg lands in a Dōjō, more specifically 'Nabe's Dojo-Shin', where Master Nabe is teaching his student Mypoe to fight. After hatching, Mypoe challenges Punchy, who is still in his infantile Sonee form. She rips his tail off and this angers him into evolving quickly. He uppercuts her so hard that she flies through the ceiling and into the sky, and presumably to the Moon. However, Chris would clarify years later that Mypoe "survived the trip; she landed into a pile of hay in a wagon right by her house far from the Dojo."[7] Things apparently got a lot bleaker than Chris is usually inclined to go after that: according to the CWCipedia article for Sonichu (of all things), Chris explains that Master Nabe was brutally murdered by a jealous student and that Punchy avenged his tutor by killing the assassin himself. Punchy then buried both of them behind the school and continues to live there. While it does explain where Punchy's master has been all this time, it does kind of raise some questions about Punchy that he's willing to live with the rotting corpses of his adopted father and his killer out back.
When Hedgehogs Meet
While Punchy rocks into the air as part of his martial arts training, his claws accidentally collide with Blake's hover board which causes Punchy to hitch a ride by accident. He eventually falls off and crashes into a tree where he meets the other Chaotic Combo members. He compliments Angelica on her flowers, neglecting to point out her over-sized tits. This is likely the beginning of his infatuation with her. They all beat up Blake until his head is bleeding all over the grass.
Smashed Hearts & Entrapment
Punchy and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. He has no speaking lines here because Chris can’t be bothered to give any of his characters a personality.
Evil is Afoot
While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Punchy thinks to himself “I’m missing my Samurai Pizza Cats.” When the girls start talking about Bionic the Hedgehog’s basketball abilities, Wild and Punchy act like jealous bitches. Punchy thinks women should be more impressed by his brute strength than Bionic’s athletic talent. When Patti remarks on how sweet Chris is, Punchy tells her what an ass-kisser she is.
Spring Break
Here, Punchy reveals his feelings for Angelica to Wild. He says he doesn’t know how to ask a girl out and is too afraid to make the first move. Wild then informs him that the CWCville University is offering a Dating Education course. This excites Punchy, who insists on signing up for it as soon as possible.
Date Ed
In this story, Punchy goes to the CWCville University to learn how to date. The teacher fixes Punchy up with Layla, whom he falls in love with. Reginald Sneasel tries to sabotage their relationship, but fails. Using his totally awesome motorcycle with a sidecar, he takes Layla on his first date to the classiest place in CWCville - McDonald's.
CWC-Defense
Punchy, Wild, and Reginald Sneasel all get laid immediately after Dating Ed (probably on the third date). Punchy supposedly has a hangover at the beginning of this episode despite the fact that drinking was illegal in CWCville two seconds ago. Worth noting that in Virginia, being sober (which Layla was, since she didn't have such a hangover) and having sex with someone who's drunk counts as rape.
Rove Quest
Punchy had a major hard-on for Angelica, but then after meeting Layla he forgot all about her, probably realizing Angelica wasn't going to put out as quickly as Layla would. Turns out Punchy was wrong as Angelica is a dirty slut for Reginald Sneasel.
While Punchy was portrayed as a typical hapless shy suitor completely befuddled on how to approach the opposite sex (i.e. Chris-chan, Wild, Sonichu, etc.) Punchy deviates from the norm by being the only non-jerk male to make the first move in approaching a lady in the series once he sees an opening. By being willing to change himself and his methods, keeping his options open, remaining optimistic about his chances of seducing someone, being relaxed when talking to a potential partner of the opposite sex, and improvising when things didn't quite go his way the author once again inadvertently wrote a scathing indictment on the haplessness of his own Love Quest.
"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark" reveals that either Layla likes it rough in the sack or Punchy gets off on smacking her around.
Prower, the Motorbike of Fail
- Main article: Prower
According to CWCipedia, Punchy's aforementioned totally awesome motorcycle, Prower, doubles as a ninja Autobot with "Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images." This makes Punchy a "Sharp close-bot attacker," as well as yet another manifestation of Chris's rampant plagiarism.
Garrely
Animaru Kuroshingu card
Animaru Kuroshingu card, reverse
Poketto Monsuta card
Yu-Gi-Oh! card
Punchy rearry roves to wear radies ringerie.
Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Prower, Punchy's Transformer
Lefelences
- ↑ Chris created a Custom Yu-Gi-Oh! Card of Punchy on 17 August 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Punchy was not created at any point later than this date.
- ↑ Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia
- ↑ See the events of Episode 19
- ↑ Mailbag 6
- ↑ Issue 3, Page 3
- ↑ Issue 9, Page 6
- ↑ Punchy Sonichu on CWCipedia
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