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Revision as of 05:25, 29 March 2018

Welcome to the CWCki!
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,915 articles... and counting!

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Quote of the Now

You could be surviving as strong as [Bob] is.
Chris in a Cameo to enabler Philip who has been hospitalized

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
917
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,756 days

981
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,401 days

6,061
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 6,061 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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On 20 March 2009, Chris released a short video on YouTube in which he professes his love for his new e-girlfriend Ivy. The video was deleted and reposted by Chris four days later (officially titled "Update") on 24 March.

This is a notable video as it is primarily shot close up with an emphasis on Chris's face, against the one part of his room with nothing plastered over it. He makes no attempt to establish the validity of the video by either showing off the high school ring or his (new) medallion. The video may be one of the most unintentionally creepy things ever filmed by Chris, with a later video dedicated to Ivy being close competition.

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This Day in Christory

More proof that anything featuring Sonichu NOT made by Chris can work.

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain. Later it turned out Ivy asked him to make these videos.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently April 2026. It has been...
40
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
33
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

43
day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

CWCki News

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now