Difference between revisions of "Chandler Cats"
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[[Image:Loldesi.jpg|thumb | [[Image:Loldesi.jpg|thumb|[[Trolls]] and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]] love Desi Chandler.]] | ||
[[Chris]] has several cats who shit all over the place and cause Chris to slip and shove his face in cat shit. | [[Chris]] has several '''cats''' who shit all over the place and cause Chris to slip and shove his face in cat shit. | ||
==Desi Chandler== | ==Desi Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0837-Desi.JPG|thumb | [[Image:0837-Desi.JPG|thumb|Desi Chandler]] | ||
The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after Desi Arnaz (one of two cats named after the stars of ''I Love Lucy'', one of Chris's favorite TV shows). | The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after Desi Arnaz (one of two cats named after the stars of ''I Love Lucy'', one of Chris's favorite TV shows). | ||
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==Scamper Chandler== | ==Scamper Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0723-Scamper.JPG|thumb | [[Image:0723-Scamper.JPG|thumb|Scamper Chandler]] | ||
Scamper Chandler, also referred to as '''Scampers''', is the second of [[Chris]]'s cat pentalogy | Scamper Chandler, also referred to as '''Scampers''', is the second of [[Chris]]'s cat pentalogy | ||
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==Lucy Chandler== | ==Lucy Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0840-Lucy.JPG|thumb | [[Image:0840-Lucy.JPG|thumb|Lucy Chandler]] | ||
The third cat of the Chandlers. (Note: [[Barbara]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats. On some level she probably sees Chris as an especially large and untidy cat.) | The third cat of the Chandlers. (Note: [[Barbara]] is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats. On some level she probably sees Chris as an especially large and untidy cat.) | ||
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==Skittles Chandler== | ==Skittles Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0724-Skittles.JPG|thumb | [[Image:0724-Skittles.JPG|thumb|Skittles Chandler]] | ||
The fourth known cat of the Chandlers, approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents. | The fourth known cat of the Chandlers, approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents. | ||
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==Kitty Chandler== | ==Kitty Chandler== | ||
[[Image:0721-Kitty.JPG|thumb | [[Image:0721-Kitty.JPG|thumb|Kitty Chandler]] | ||
Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of) of the CWC feline pentalogy. | Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of) of the CWC feline pentalogy. | ||
Revision as of 15:01, 25 September 2009
Chris has several cats who shit all over the place and cause Chris to slip and shove his face in cat shit.
Desi Chandler
The first of Chris's cat pentalogy, named after Desi Arnaz (one of two cats named after the stars of I Love Lucy, one of Chris's favorite TV shows).
Not much is known about Desi other than he's fucking huge like the rest of Chris's family and has only ever appeared in photographs or in the background of videos. Among CWCki editors and trolls, Desi was at first often mixed up with Scampers.
Desi is not house trained and the Chandlers freely let their cat shit all over the kitchen, which Chris on several occasions has slipped on, notably in the AIM chat with Vivian Gee. This adds further notion (along with Bob's refusal to wash himself and the stench of Chris's Dirty Crapped Briefs) that their family is incredibly unhygienic.
Suffice to say, Chris vastly preferred his dog as a pet.
Desi also makes an appearance in Chris's future message.
Based on accounts from troll field agents in contact with Chris, Desi is dead or missing in action.
Scamper Chandler
Scamper Chandler, also referred to as Scampers, is the second of Chris's cat pentalogy
Originally confused with Desi, Scamper is a black and white coated cat.
Very little info about her exists, except for that, like Desi, she's not house-trained and shits everywhere.
Lucy Chandler
The third cat of the Chandlers. (Note: Barbara is one of those crazy old women types that keeps lots of cats. On some level she probably sees Chris as an especially large and untidy cat.)
Lucy is named after Lucille Ball (of "I Love Lucy" fame, as it is one of Chris's favorite TV shows).
Chris greets Lucy during a voice chat with Sarah May, before Barbara tells Chris to get off (before she goes off).
Skittles Chandler
The fourth known cat of the Chandlers, approximately 21 years old based on accounts from troll field agents.
Nothing is known of Skittles, but given the name it has it can be assumed that it is one of the Chandler's as only someone batshit crazy or over the age of 50 would name a cat Skittles. Chris, being the fat cunt that he is, probably named it after his favorite candy (at least "Skittles" is more dignifying for the cat than to be named after a Sonichu character).
Skittles looks like a half-dead Lynx on crack.
Kitty Chandler
Cat number 5, the final cat (or at least the last cat that there are photos of) of the CWC feline pentalogy.
Kitty Chandler seems to be the cat no one really gives a shit about, evidenced by the fact that it is simply named "Kitty".
Kitty made an appearance in Chris's tour of his house.
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