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Welcome to the BSHITVILLE!

The encyclopedia about Christine Weston Chandler, Supreme Deity CPU mother of sonichu and friends #mergeisreal.

We currently have 2,912 articles...and none of them is true, cuz we are a bunch of dickheads. Go to Christine twitter for the absolute truth and pls buy the merch!

Any names, or persons, discussed in this bshit wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise Trollage, cuz that's what we are.

Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

62

days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.

1,681

days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.

2,673

days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.

3,106

days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.

Christine needs the money you stupid, mean dirty trolls

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Article of the Now

Jessica Quinn was a white knight, turned troll, who played a role of being Chris's sweetheart from 7 September 2017 until 5 October. The pair experienced a brief breakup on 26 September 2017 after Chris used a sockpuppet account to follow women who had blocked him on Twitter. Subsequently, she broke up with Chris a second time on 5 October 2017, after claiming that Chris having collaborated with Kiwi Farms to make a Q&A video had caused her Facebook account to be hacked by trolls. She had been friends with Chris on Facebook since 2015 until the second breakup.

Quinn's trolling resulted Chris incorporating a fat fetishism storyline into Sonichu and in the videos I am with Sweetheart; Please Respect Us, IMG 5424, and CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE.

The Quinn Saga is the last saga before Chris's grip on reality was permanently shattered by the Idea Guys.

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This Day in CHRISTINERY

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Did You Know...

... that Sonichu has his own amiibo?
... that Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke?
... that A-Log is Chris-Chan 2.0?
- ... and that Michael J. Hirtes is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
... that Chris went to a gay bar on a few occasions?
... that the American government pays Chris $27 every single day to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
... that MLPG5 doesn't exist and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
... that Chris doesn't have a caretaker, despite how badly he needs one?
... that Chris reinterpreted one of his characters when he believed that she had taken the form of his newest sweetheart?
... that Chris believed he cured his autism by listening to Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis?
... that Liquid Chris has a nine inch penis?
... that Chris needs no bitches?

Quote of the TRUTH

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Da Update

It is currently April 2026. It has been...

37

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

30

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

39

day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

24 April
- Chris officially publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1.
- Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 and its subtitled version.
17 April
- Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private.
- Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man.
- Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version.
11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts.
4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You.
3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance.
1 April - Chris posts a "confession" video.
29 March - Chris publishes CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose.
28 March - Chris livestreams Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki.
21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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