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Coping Counter Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way. It has been… 164 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality. 1,783 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration. 2,775 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems. 3,208 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies. Christine needs the money you stupid, mean dirty trolls Template:Christine needs the money you stupid, mean trolls!! Article of the Now For years, trolls joked that Chris, in his desperation to find a boyfriend-free girl, would eventually turn to his mom based on his occasional off‐putting comments about her and their constant proximity to one another. Few thought he would ever go through with the act, though — but Chris found a way to surprise and horrify everybody. Chris and Barb's incestuous affair most likely began on 27 June 2021, but his social media presence earlier in the month may hint at an earlier start to the affair. As early as 22 June, he began addressing Barbara by the unsettling pet name of "Barbie Chan", which may have indicated when he began to get intimate with her. After this date, Chris claimed that he had sex with her once every three nights until being forcibly stopped by being removed from the house. On 27 July 2021, during a call with Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, Chris revealed the details of his sexual activities with his mother of his own volition, also discussing it in text messages later that day. In those, Chris discussed stimulating his elderly mother with his hands, performing cunnilingus on her, and having penetrative sex with her. He claimed that Barbara compared him favorably to her previous sexual partners, including Chris's late father Bob, who had been unable to provide her with an orgasm or stimulate her G-spot. Files were leaked to the public the following night, and social workers removed Chris from Barbara on the morning of 30 July. In early August 2021, Chris was arrested, officially charged with one count of incest, and was held without bail. Chris was kept in jail or in a mental hospital until 27 March 2023, at which point he was released into a group home. As a result of Chris complying with the autism disorder deferred disposition program, his incest charge was dropped in August 2023. He has commented on the charge against him numerous times since his arrest and denied that he and his mother had sex, despite previous admission to the contrary. Due to the weens abusing the donation system on his livestreams to spam such messages, he had come up with a lot of excuses, from claiming that " [he has] been forgiven and cleansed of any and all sins of [his], period", to stating that it happened in another timeline. (More...) This Day in CHRISTINERY Template:Christinery Did You Know... ... that the trolls behind the Liquid Chris and Kacey personas actually got married to each other in real life? ... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop The Adventures of The American Rabbit is one of the greatest animated movies ever made? ... that the brony convention Everfree Northwest banned Chris after learning that he banged his own mom? ...and that BABSCon did the same thing in 2024 after Chris attempted to purchase tickets for the event? ... that Chris has no idea what Autism really is? ... that Chris has used a ruler to measure his duck, but never once in his comic? ... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drives, they drive a Hybrid? ... that Kick the Autistic is America's favorite game? ... that Chris used a Curse-ye-ha-me-ha for the first time in nearly a decade after breaking up with Jessica Quinn? ... that someone hacked into Chris's YouTube account and uploaded excerpts of Anthony LoGatto's "JULAAAY!" video while he was in jail? ... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph caught Chris's arrest on a livestream just to spite his former friend Null? ... that Chris was originally going to voice the Grease Puddle in Smiling Friends?

Quote of the TRUTH Template:CHRISTINE NEEDS MONEY AND THIS SITE IS FULL OF SHITTY TROLLS COCKSUCKERS Da Update It is currently August 2026. It has been... 4 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 132 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current updates ??? - 3 August - Chris takes a trip to Ohio and is spotted at the airport on his way back. 1 August Chris publishes CLog 07282026 - YouTube Channel Announcements and Updates. Chris publishes Changeable Scouts, Part 4 (Transformers of Cwcville Short). 19 July - On Bluesky and Twitter, Chris promotes CosmicKeyframe's GoFundMe which was set up the previous day for help getting precancerous tissue removed from her cervix. 18 July - Chris publishes JCWCSP's old Nintendo Switch 1 For Sale on Cwclight, a reminder for the video game console that he put up for sale in April. 17 July - Around midnight, it is noticed that Chris's Twitter has a verification checkmark again. Chris found out about it the next day, denying that he got it by paying for the premium subscription. Recently Uncovered Info 23 July - YouTube live chat messages from November 2020. 10 July - DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video from September 2023. Bshitville bshit Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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