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Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers.

Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys.

To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris.

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Did You Know...

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• ... that Chris hates the word "Aspergers" almost as much as the word "Naïve"?
  • ... and that Chris has no idea what Naïve actually means?
• ... that Bryan Bash sent a handful of hookers to Chris' house?
• ... that wooden badges are delicious?
• ... that Chris loves McDonald's, while his dad preferred Burger King?
• ... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"?
  • ... and that his Spanish name is Ricardo?
  • ... and that his legal name is now Christine?
• ... that the Long Island Iced Tea is the official cocktail of /cow/?
• ... that Ivy was real?

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This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris drops by #sonichu and is informed that he has a large female fanbase.

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Quote of the Now

“ #Hasbro #Transformers Merged figures are appearing in stores everywhere. Check your #WalMart, #Target and where else Transformers are sold. ” Chris putting Dimensionally-Merged Transformers up for sale.

Da Update

It is currently December 2024. It has been... 0 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 17 December - Chris is spotted in Finland again. 14 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Silver. 7 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu. 6 December - Chris posts indicating that he has gone to retail stores to pretend that his custom Transformers toys are on the shelves. 27 November - Chris denies online rumors that claim that Flutter is pregnant. 23 November - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run. Recently Uncovered Info 11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT! The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu. The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed: A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more. All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more. A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere. CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping. Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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