August 2014 Facebook Posts

The following are a series of posts by Chris on Facebook in August 2014.

Fan items lost in the fire

2 August 2014 I just received a cute little plush Sonichu from a fan. It triggered the memory of the fire (it is not the sender's fault). Why? Because three fan presents were hanging on a wall in the bedroom upstairs. A bigger plush Sonichu with short arms and legs, big head, average body. A Sonichu face oil painting on fabric. And the Asperchu Medal in its small box. To the up to three people who made those items, I am terribly sorry, but they were all lost in the fire. And I miss those three items now more than ever. I don't know who y'all are, but y'all know who you are. Also, please help my family and I get through this month, and hopefully fix my mom's teeth, by buying my time to draw commissions for you, or better, buy my featured framed pieces (three more are going to be added next week).

Need more money

3 August 2014 Please help us here. I am serious about it, plus my mother and I have bills to pay, and we need the money for real. Now, I even do not have money to ship my more recent orders. I did raise over two Gs last month, but that money was spent on bills, the printer ink cartridges, shipping all of the orders from the past month, some Lego, and food for my family. So, don't give me doubt about my honesty. My mother seriously has cavities in her teeth, and I sincerely want to help pay for her required dental work. And we have bills to pay that the usual income just can not cover.

To which Spirit Plumber replied:

Maybe budget a bit better next time, skip on the Legos, for example. I don't have any more work for you at this time.

and Kim Wilson replied:

Oh, Christian Weston Chandler, you know your ebay says are finite, right? Market's tight for Sonichu related merchandise.

Chris explaining where the money goes

5 August 2014 Oh, Good Grief. For your information, my recent eBay purchases were Mostly for the future plan of selling lego custom minifigures of my main Sonichu and Rosechu characters to sell on eBay. I have particular color requirements on the torsos, legs, and hips, and Scratchy's Tail is perfect for most of their tails. I replaced my Vampyre Castle, Thespian, Detective and Bat People, ALL of which melted in that damn fire last January. I replaced the Uncut Sailor Moon DVDs that Megan Schroeder conned out of me YEARS ago, FINALLY! And the cases are for the shipment of said custom minifigures. Anyway, that makes up about Less than a quarter of 2,000. The remainder went into bill payments, Shipping, Printer Ink, Shipping Tape, Shipping Brown Paper, Tens of Portfolio Folders, and everything else needed there, as well as FOOD FOR ME AND MY FAMILY.

Hmmph!

5 August 2014 Back off, you darn bullies; my family and I seriously need the money. I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly, you dumbasses! Hmmpf!

Vicious Vibes

5 August 2014 With the recent bullying I am receiving yesterday and today, it is the comic book forced ending and early retirement all over again. All of these most vicious vibes, I am feeling less inspired to even consider going back to the comic books and all of that. Why do you all have to bully people so viciously and needless. To the Left with ALL OF YOU.

To which Jennifer Wilson replied:

But who is bullying you?

tl;dr

7 August 2014 **ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!** I am long devastated and exhausted of all of the hate I have been receiving from the people who are not only labeled "Bad", "Trolls" and "Bullies", but absolutely none of you all know anything better than what impulsively comes into your aging and decreasing brains! All of you impulsively choose those you consider to be weak, stupid (even misusing the word, gay, to define something or someone as STUPID), or even somewhat remotely better than yourselves just so you can downsize their self confidence and ego, when you have absolutely no self confidence or ego in yourselves. You all are Misaiming your anger and impulsive hatred to someone who is not even remotely related to you or even remotely involved in your own lives. All of you are NOT angry at ME; all of you are NOT angry at Britney Spears, Pamela Anderson, Katy Perry or any female superstar; all of you are NOT angry at Jerry Seinfeld, Tim Allen, Jay Leno or any male superstar; all of you are NOT angry at anyone else similar or different or whatever. All of you are Truly Angry at the Misfortunes in your own individual lives; All of you are Truly Angry at the actual Local People around you who have shunned you or labeled you wrongfully, so that you'll end up throwing those same labels upon innocent people who do not deserve that kind of emotional devastation at all! And the people who wrongfully labeled you all individually have had those same labels directly, wrongfully bestowed onto them, or otherwise indirectly learned from someone else who was wrongfully labeled as well. All of you are wrong to throw your own hatred of those around you who more appropriately deserve it, onto any other person who does not deserve it to begin with. Wars get started, because those people and all of you Do Nor Have Any Better Ideas; all of them and you solely take the immediate impulse that falls in a second, to hurt someone else in an unrequited attack on that individual or someone else who did not deserve it to begin with. Every Individual in this world is NOT Perfect; Every Individual in this world has some sort of Mental Defect or Physical Problem or Emotional Devastation albeit minuscule or more grand than the size of the universe. There is NO real Strong Person, because those Strong People are all Weak as well in some area. And the Higher Force above us is Always Messing with each of our individual minds every day, rather each of you call him God, Emanuelle, Zeus, Buudah, or even the individual Destiny of your own. I am Not an Atheist, because I Sincerely Believe in the Higher Force of Above Us, even Jesus may be the Higher Force's Son. But every religion will have you believing in the One Same Higher Force. Right Or Wrong, It is truly set up to each Individual Perception of Every Individual Soul among us the Billions of People on this Big Blue Marble among Marbles in the Universe. If all of you bullies really want to be angry at someone, Do Not Pester and Torture the Innocent People who did not deserve it to begin with. Go take it up with the Higher Force which had tweaked that individual person or situation upon yourself in your own prayers. It may or may not listen, but at least you can speak it out of your system in private rants and shouts in your own domicile, residence or hole in the ground. And then nobody else on this planet would have to take any unrequited abuse or feel more devastated or hurt than they each already are in their own way. Why is someone else's life indirect to your own immediately any important enough that they need to be tortured? Let them all just Be: Let Us All Live! ***sigh***

It's worth noting that Chris 'liked' his own status, widely considered to be a Facebook faux pas.

He later responded to his own post in an appallingly nonsensical manner:

And if you want an accurate image for the neutral Higher Force, there is none better than Matt Groening's cluster I stars in Futurama that Bender converses with.

Then Kim Wilson, potentially tiring of Chris's self deprecating postings, responded with this:

I'm sorry Chris, but to tell the truth, the "self-hatred motivation" for bullying actually doesn't happen. It's largely a cliche from 80's and early 90's television, and it's not really real. It was manufactured to help kids who get bullied feel more smug about themselves. While that's useful for children in middle school, it's very damaging to kids in high school, because it kills their ability to make relationships. In fact, the people who criticize you are often very successful and happy. They have social lives, jobs and relationships. They have lots of sex with their romantic partners. LOTS OF SEX! OMG! :O It would amaze you. A better lesson to take here is to consider what these people say. If there's too much abuse, feel free to ignore the abuse. But keep in mind that any criticism is valuable, no matter whose mouth it came out of. It helps you improve yourself. Have a good day today! :)

Anna McLerran's white knighting:

this is amazing. and so true.

Reserve of money

7 August 2014 I want to make it clear now that I do now have a reserve of money, and I AM ABLE TO SHIP YOUR PURCHASES as soon as the next day for photos, and the day following completion of the commission pieces. So, please do not hesitate to make me work. I would still only ship and draw after receiving payment. Thank you, and have a good day. — :) feeling happy.

To which Facebook user Do No Harm responded:

Yay! Glad you're back in action! I have your piece framed in the living room and everyone who comes over loves it.

More begging

11 August 2014 Listen everyone. I am currently today and shipping everything out, in regards to all the orders I have received on eBay up to this point. Please please please order more from me and ignore everything those darn trolls cyber bullies may or may not say about me because it's not true. At this point my mother and now we are more desperate and a need for money we spent our money on bills the shipping and everything. So please, let me work for you by drawing. Have a good day. — feeling overwhelmed.

Chris comes out...kinda

14 August 2014 As a Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser, I am in full support for Human Equal Rights for everyone.

Kim Wilson replies with logic:

Christian Weston Chandler That's good. But you have to be careful not to distinguish them or exclude them. Because it means you don't really believe in full equality for everyone.

Chris, completely missing her point, replies by citing Yahoo Answers:

Google "Lesbian Identified Man; it IS a Real Thing.

More of that pesky logic stuff by Kim Wilson:

Christian Weston Chandler Huh, but I just googled "are lesbian identified men real" and a lot of the results said no. I'm kind of on the fence, do you have any evidence Chris?

Spirit Plumber joins in on the conversation, in a poor attempt to change the subject:

BLT sounds like it hits the spot right now

Chris addresses an issue of complete pertinence

14 August 2014 Also, aside from needing some more money, and orders to earn it... Does anyone have an extra Ditzy Derpy Doo card to spare?