May 2021 social media posts
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during May 2021.
Journal
4 May
Chris quote tweets a tweet from SEGA Japan asking what kind of wish would people want to make into an emerald.
| If there is anything I could wish for at this very moment, I’d wish I had done better at personally keeping and writing personal journals throughout my life, without interruption. 💎⚡️💙⚡️🌕✨ |
Zap-hog's Revenge (@HogZap)
| Christorians:
[GIF of a monkey with text saying "Am I a joke to you?"] |
| All of you Christorians are not a joke to me at all. Had I done better at journal keeping, you all would have more good and accurate information to work with. It’s my bad that’s not the matter in this timeline. |
May The Fourth Be With You
4 May
| “A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, May 4th became a holiday.” May the Force be with you in enlightenment.
⚡️💙⚡️ [GIF of Yoda with text saying "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!"] |
| Also, realized another way you can tell you are asleep and dreaming: you look at your touch screen phone, your app icons are disorganized, and you blame it on the firmware update. LOL
[GIF of an IPhone turning left and right] |
Romanceable NPC
4 May
Xena (@X3naFerrer)
| Post a picture of yourself as both a romanceable NPC and a final boss without downloading new pictures. |
| Post a picture of yourself as both a romanceable NPC and a final boss without downloading new pictures.
Well, Christorians, here’s another one for the “Chris Chan Sexy” Google Results, and dare I say your next Body Pillow Daki? Go ahead. 😉⚡️💙⚡️
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Joshua (@JoshuaCreature1)
| What |
| Yes, “What?” What comes to your fun little saucy mind at this juncture, little lamb of the trollish?
[GIF of a woman winking at the camera while biting her finger in a seductive manner] |
Mandela Effect
6 May
| Hey, everyone: I have a word of the day for you all: “Freshappl” (fre, shap, pul).
It means a sudden change in the present universe, dimension, and/or timeline. |
| example: “I went to the store and bought a bag of apples, and on the way home, it became a bag of oranges. I went through a freshappl as I distinctively and actively remember buying apples and not oranges.” |
Better self-love
7 May
Eponasuu (@eponasuu)
| I did my own version of @CPU_CWCSonichu latest drawing, it really inspired me, so hope there's more to cum! ❤️ ^ ^ ❤️
[Artwork based off of Chris's earlier "romanceable" NPC artwork] |
| Aside from the lack of quills on the back, this is very lovely, indeed. Good job.
😊⚡️ And for the general information for those who asked: I have been working with my body in better self-love. We’ve removed all the negativity and toxic vibes from the past relationships and such with the fakers and haters. And our rebonding work also included sex exploration, so been feeling my improved oats, so to speak. I definitely would have figured out and found myself a lot sooner had I not been abused with a number of cock and asshole images shoved into my screen, my late websites, and shit from said haters and fakers. Do not push on anyone who is still in their own soul-searching and self-evaluation developments; it is not only most uncouth, but degrading; like spanking a baby after it was just being born. But, again, I’ve recovered myself, and included my present mentalities and improvements in that to set my boundaries. The few of you all had your respective chances, But taking advantage of my kindness, good nature, and naive mentality at the times, did all of you nor I any positive flavours at all. I am a literal Goddess, and I shall no longer be privy or prone to such shenanigans against my own will and intentions again. I know my self-worth throughout not only here, but throughout the multiverse as well. That is all for now. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
Disney Plus
7 May
Finnthepony / Toon Talk (@Finn_the_pony)
Finn quote tweets a tweet announcing that every episode of Wander Over Yonder is now streaming on Disney Plus.
| Y'knooooooooooow, if any of you guys are looking for something to waaaaaaaaatch on Disney Pluuuuuuuuus right noooooooow..........might I make a suggestion~? 0w0 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ |
| Cool! I can always trust Finn to bring in a choice of good vibes and fun! 😊⚡️💙⚡️
[GIF of a cartoon character getting scared and falling to the ground after a spider walks on to their face] |
Tree Hugger
8 May
In response to a tweet of a comic with a My Little Pony character called Tree Hugger.
| I like Tree Hugger. 😊⚡️ |
| Hey, @ObabScribbler, I think we’ve found your next #AdorkableTwilight comic dub. I’ll look forward to the groovy and flowy voice acting for this one. 😊⚡️ |
Mother's Day
9 May
| Hi, Mom. 😊⚡️💙⚡️
happymothersday2021
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Chris posts this on his Instagram and Facebook.
| Hi, Mom. Remember, everyone, regardless of situation, your Mom, Mother, or Motherly Figure had a life and past of her own back in the day before you came along. She has gone through a lot for not only you and yours, but herself as well.
And Barbara Anne Weston Chandler still looks good for her wise age. #happymothersday2021 Also, to whoever found and uploaded the pages and photos from the #RandolphHenryHighSchool 1960 yearbook, Thank You so much for doing that and allowing me to find this old photo of my mom. 😊⚡️💙⚡️
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Fan message
11 May
Hello Geeky (@hello_geeky)
| Wearing the Sonichu one today! Zap to the extreme!! ⚡️ Looking forward to making more in the future to wear, so I promote Sonichu wherever I go. As always, thank you @CPU_CWCSonichu for such an amazing franchise!!
[Photograph of Hello Geeky with a Sonichu medallion around their neck] |
| Loving, Compassionate, and Kind people like you genuinely humble me. Thank you. 😊⚡️💙⚡️ |
Age 18 to 25
13 May
Aaron (@IAmAaronWill)
| Age: 18 to 25
The age where you can build your life or destroy it. |
| Curious topic, but reminds me. At 18, I had a birthday party with my good friends invited; it was lovely. Later that year of 2000, I graduated from High School with an award for my grades, but no awards for my Talents and personal Progress. On retrospect, the friendships and memories remain of very good and continued developmental value, despite me being naive on dating, and often being in observational mindset. Back then, I became feeling very depressed from having to leave my friends and alone.
Positive side, after turning 18, in March, I discovered my Son, the one-and-only Sonichu Prime, and really developed further from that. Between 18 and 25, I tried to be socialable, but I was still feeling damage from the Graduation trauma, and difficulties in #PiedmontVirginiaCommunityCollege, the Infamous Sweetheart Search. Back then, I was really still innately trying to find myself, but was more focused/misfocused externally. These days with my better comprehension of not only self-confidence, but also auras, chakras, and my #PsychicPowers and Goddess abilities, I realized between that seven year span, and up til about 2014 with my coming out, I was not attracting others, because my aura was indecisive and unfocused during the time. Not to mention that in later years, I was actually destined for better partners that I authentically love, appreciate, and care about, as they each do me: Mewtwo, Sylvana Rosechu, Cryzel Rosechu, and, of course, our OP, compassionate and devoted, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I also now understand how uber unique I always have been; back in the early 2000s, I was not attracting others in my search, because my aura literally shielded me and made me invisible to Most and the typical. And with the toxic types finding me offline and online to torment and test me down the road, like moths to a bright light-powered flame. But, also, with me having been undecided about myself back then, as well as it not being in the events of me meeting others in searching, it was certainly obvious that my intentions were being misinterpreted for solicitation. At least I had started work on my chronicling my Sonichus and Rosechus in our sister universe of C-197, as well as my central self-counterpart from there, despite keeping details lacking and leaving plot holes, as well as going overboard talking about myself as much as I had. Ah, but come 2007 and my turning 25, I started to venture further towards my light-powered workings and interdimensional Goddess responsibilities, with an informative message video, similar to a gospel, BUT it does not stand the test of time, and I would definitely update it, personally, when I get the moment after the Dimension Merge events are completed. But, I digress. During that seven year mark of 18 and 25, I’ve actually ended up doing both in going downhill, as well as going uphill. But I needed all this in order to better shape myself to where I am and continue to follow my immortal path with my immortal body, working hard for me, for my loves and family, and for everyone in general. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
Avatar
16 May
Kermitchu!!! (@kermitchu)
| I wonder if there's an Actual @CPU_CWCSonichu who comes from a Japanese-Inspired Dimension!!!What are your thoughts? ⚡️🐸⚡️
[Artwork of a character from Avatar: The Last Airbender] |
| Very much possible, and in fact, I have personally met with this particular self-counterpart of mine. |
| Funny bit of irony that this particular art piece came into my visual view today, because last night, my loves and I had just finished binging the entire series of #AvatarTheLastAirbender; really good show, I do agree. Also spiritually insightful. |
Universe-wide illusion of separation
16 May
| Everyone, the barrier that separates us in this universe 1218 and every creature and individual in C-197 is a centuries-old illusion, and our ultimate success is to dispel the universe-wide illusion of separation. We all live, exist, and co-exist together as a collective. ⚡️💙⚡️
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Chris posts this on his Instagram @christinewestonchandler
| Everyone, the barrier that separates us in this universe 1218 and every creature and individual in C-197 is a centuries-old illusion, and our ultimate success is to dispel the universe-wide illusion of separation. We all live, exist, and co-exist together as a collective. ⚡️💙⚡️
#dimensionmerge #collectiveshift #collectiveconsciousness #enlightenedminds #psychicabilities #psychic #magic #elementals #elementalmagic
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Chris tags a spiritual themed Instagram account called 1111divinelight1111.
GFuel stuff
16 May
G FUEL® @GFuelEnergy
| 💜 "Like + RT + Comment your fav #GFUEL flavor" to win a 4 Pack of cans! Picking 2 winners tomorrow just because! 🤠 |
| Hey, #Pewdiepie, here’s a shout-out to you, because I like the Lingonberry flavor. 😊⚡️
I also like #SonictheHedgehog’s Peach Ring, and Rainbow Sherbet flavours. Blue Ice comes in fourth to me at present. |
| Also, to only comment on it: I have also liked the Nemesis Tea flavour, but to me, it felt rather Meh, especially compared to regular tea with lemon. |
| But, me personally, I would gladly and more than happily put my human form and Sonichu form visages on @GFuelEnergy cans of Passion Fruit/Mint flavour; call it the “Electric Hedgehog Power” Flavour. |
| And Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu would love to be on @GFuelEnergy cans of Apple/Lemon flavour; that’s “Zappin’ It Up” satisfaction.
⚡️💙⚡️ |
Shipficfolder
17 May
🍰🟢🟣 Izzaýa Ísha 🟣🟢🍰 (@IzzayaIsha)
| About shipping in Sonichu
Please, don't ask me My ship list is cursed thank u for understanding 🥰 |
Slug Scientist (@slug_scientist)
| considering that a solid chunk of the cast is based on real people its kind of impossible for it to not be, but we don't judge here |
| Sonichu is the one only fandom where are no shipping wars |
| And yet we have our own set of #SecretShipficFolder cards in an individual deck, expansions, and Promo cards.
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MLP G5
18 May
Equestria Daily (@EquestriaDaily)
| New Post: New Screenshot Reveals Cutie Marks For Some of the G5 Ponies |
| #MyLittlePonyG5 is Cancelled; PLEASE, Stop talking about it! |
Engineering
19 May
Xena (@X3naFerrer)
| Me: Machining a extruded box section.
6mm hole with -0.0/+0.0015 tolerance. Me: Fuck around for hours with reamers, all the tricks coworkers suggest, I go ask the designer what the hole is for. Designer: A *3mm* pin goes through there, that's all. Me: ... |
| Smaller diameter pin for a slightly larger hole for a not too tight, but secure enough fit. 😉⚡️
That’s what I said. L💙L |
Chris gets vaccinated
19 May
Chris posts this to Twitter and Instagram.
| This Temple’s occupants are now
Fully #VAXXED to the Extreme! 😊⚡️💙⚡️ #COVID19Vaccination
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| And, YES, my mom got both of her shots, too; she got her second shot on April 28. |
Saki McGee
19 May
Saki McGee (@SakiMcGee)
| Sister and I have been knocked completely flat from the second vaccine dose these last couple of days. Luckily we both broke our fevers last night, now we're just fighting the residual aches and pains.
Looks like another day of staying in bed. 😴 |
| Yeesh! Well, count your blessings, both of y’all. Shortly enough, you both will catch up. And then y’all can sport your completed cards like Convention Badges. |
Vaccine card
19 May
NBC29 (@NBC29)
| Kroger has announced that masks will no longer be required for people who are vaccinated for COVID-19 starting tomorrow. |
| Good thing I thought ahead to having fun with sporting my vaccine card like a Convention Ticket. 😊⚡️💙⚡️
I’ve did something similar for my mom as well; I laminated it with shipping tape as well, and attached it to her purse. |
More vaccination stuff
20 May
Chris responds to his previous tweet announcing that he and Barb were vaccinated.
| Just to mention this, but I got vaccinated as well not only as a precaution, but with me, it was a Formality for the present guidelines of this timeline at present. Yet, also, me being vaxxed, rather you all sense, feel, know it or not, is mutually beneficial for all of you and everyone else as well, in general. The incoming blessings and good news around this Earth will prove this as well.
I will also mention that, in the way, I Did foretell that there would eventually be a form of vaccine needed for something, and I would be amongst those in that (then) future time to do more with it. Although, my mistaken and selfish interpretation of what the vaccine would be for was most unfortunate of me to have drawn of my self-counterpart to be part of. I need not further elaborate or explain, for me to do so now would be major spoilers for all of you, and when it comes to divine events, even the common folk knowing would cause the major disturbances in the sequence. All I can advise of you all, each and respectively, to do is to become spiritually enlightened for yourselves, as well as being kind with everyone, and loving of yourselves. And be observant of the local events, news, and sensations around you and what you read. In due time, all of this will not only have transpired and completed successfully with the Merge’s completion, but there will be various published and chronicled literature and media for all of you to read, watch, and take in to learn for yourselves the greater details from the first-hand perspectives and so forth. Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. ⚡️💙⚡️ [GIF of characters from Avatar: The Last Airbender having their eyes lit up] |
Chris posts this to his Instagram @christinewestonchandler
| A couple of things. I gave the medallion front side a fresh bit of paint and epoxy covering.
And more importantly, just to mention this, but I got vaccinated as well not only as a precaution, but with me, it was a Formality for the present guidelines of this timeline at present. Yet, also, me being vaxxed, rather you all sense, feel, know it or not, is mutually beneficial for all of you and everyone else as well, in general. The incoming blessings and good news around this Earth will prove this as well. I will also mention that, in the way, I Did foretell that there would eventually be a form of vaccine needed for something, and I would be amongst those in that (then) future time to do more with it. Although, my mistaken and selfish interpretation of what the vaccine would be for was most unfortunate of me to have drawn of my self-counterpart to be part of. I need not further elaborate or explain, for me to do so now would be major spoilers for all of you, and when it comes to divine events, even the common folk knowing would cause the major disturbances in the sequence. All I can advise of you all, each and respectively, to do is to become spiritually enlightened for yourselves, as well as being kind with everyone, and loving of yourselves. And be observant of the local events, news, and sensations around you and what you read. In due time, all of this will not only have transpired and completed successfully with the Merge’s completion, but there will be various published and chronicled literature and media for all of you to read, watch, and take in to learn for yourselves the greater details from the first-hand perspectives and so forth. Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well. ⚡️💙⚡️
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Bizarre voice clip
20 May
Chris uses the Twitter voice recording function to post this clip.
Lovely bit of wisdom
21 May
| I wish to share this lovely bit of wisdom from @1111divinelight1111 on @instagram. This is a very true statement, especially in particular to those who wish to cling to the me of 2007; you all knew I would eventually change for the positive in this timeline. ⚡️💙⚡️😊
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Magi-Chan
23 May
Sony-Shock (@Sony_Shock)
| How do you check for interest in keychain 👀 #sonichu
[Artwork of Sonichu, Rosechu, and Magi-Chan as keychains] |
| These are super kawaii. But the one of Magi-Chan looks sad; typically, even when a vision is a sad one, he tends to find a work-around to make it work out in general, so his expression, albeit feeling a bit tired, is motivated, encouraged, and ready to take action within reason. |
Tara Strong
23 May
Chillguy (@Chillguydraws)
| So I accidentally started something on tumblr...sorry
@tarastrong @GreyDeLisle [Artwork of Tara Strong and Grey DeLisle-Griffin both saying they're the better voice actor] |
| Just to throw my ⚡️💙⚡️, and I have analyzed both Tara and Grey, and I feel Tara is better. I sense a stronger, more mature, and enlightened energy within her in comparison, as well as a bit more authenticity. Grey’s authentic, but Tara’s got the stronger spirit and aura. |
Good morning
24 May
| Good morning. Here’s a silly random thing to say if you’re startled awake.
“ZZzzz... AUGH! The Ribbon Club is present at the water fountain!” 😄⚡️ |
| The Ribbon Club is an arts and crafts club; they Really like using ribbons, and their mascot is Sylveon.
[GIF of the Pokemon Sylveon] |
Andy Warhol
24 May
Chris posts this on both Twitter and Instagram.
| Well, this is curious; apparently some experts are comparing me with #AndyWarhol. Although, I do wish they had picked something Other than a pickle for the cover. If I had to choose art for the cover, personally, since we’re talking comparison: a piece of Andy’s art and a piece of my art side by side. Perhaps a couple of respective self-drawn pieces.
Regardless, this is just my ⚡️💙⚡️. 😊⚡️ Warhol / Chris Chan: The Lifespan of American Pop Culture, or The Suppression of Reality [External link to a book on Amazon about comparing Andy Warhol and Chris] |
Chris replies to the post on Twitter.
| If I had to choose art for the cover, personally, since we’re talking comparison: a piece of Andy’s art and a piece of my art side by side. Perhaps a couple of respective self-drawn pieces.
Regardless, this is just my ⚡️💙⚡️. 😊⚡️
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| Just to state, and I am not criticizing the author’s art choice, but I look at this pickle, and I even see that “Mount and Do Me” tag on the top, I feel like there is a major focus on the sex and NSFW aspects of my life. I personally acknowledge, and have acknowledged and addressed those aspects of myself in my self-love and healing. I genuinely have a better open heart and mind about the topic.
The problem, I feel, is I do not want the first thing people see on a documentary or comparison book featuring/about me to have to do with sex; it gives off a misinterpretation on the subject matter of the material, my personality and being, as well as my life. I mean, I am not a freaking porn star, and those NSFW videos were mostly hater/faker manipulated. I am a lot more than the sex and whatnot. I have class and compassion, even if I was misguided, once upon a time on more than one occasion. Does #AndyWarhol’s documentaries and biographies have an obvious sexual image for their icon or cover (not counting the Marilyn Monroe art)? Certainly not. I would be grateful for the appreciation of the broader spectrum of who and what I am and about on the covers and icons. For the latter, @genosamuelgeno has done a fine job with picking appropriate images to go along with each part of the documentary series. An image of me with Sonichu and Rosey is ideal. An image of me meditating with various past photographs spread in the galaxy or rainbow aura image for the background would be nice. I’d be cool with an image of various coloured puzzle pieces playing off the autism. Point is, I don’t wish to be cover-portrayed with sex or sexual-like memes that reflect or misinterpret me in the direction of XXX or porn. I feel this is a simple and humble request. I felt want to share that thought with you all. Thank you for listening. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
School rivalry
24 May
In response to two Twitter users discussing what should be the name of the rival school of "CWCVille High"
| I had not thought of High School rivalries; that was not my thing at #ManchesterHighSchool, even though during my time as a Manager in Freshman year of the Varsity basketball team, we did visit a rival HS among the away games in ‘96/‘97. On the other hand, such rivalries were observed and noted from certain tv shows and movies I’ve watched at the time and before then. There are two High Schools in the city of Cwcville, one on the North-East side, and one to the South-West; both named Cwcville High (NE and SW).
Mary Walsh did, however, get an honor or a new High School in New Comma being named after her. So, I would say that’s a fair rivalry. |
Senior Prom
25 May
strawbb (@strawbbdreamiee)
| Astrid & rosechu at Senior prom #sonichuhigh
[Artwork of a character named Astrid and Rosechu together at prom] |
| Ooh! Soo cool. I still cherish my Senior Prom as one of my favourite memories, when my friend, Tiffany, and I danced together and enjoyed the moments. Haven’t seen her again after Graduation. |
More Andy Warhol
25 May
| Hey, y’all. I have given myself a refresher education on the history of #AndyWarhol last night; I will have more thoughts on the comparisons between him and I later on. I will state that I did find some similarities, and I appreciate him as an individual, like myself and select others from this pre-Merge universe, who was too hip for the room and themselves.
I feel able to also include @JerrySeinfeld in this aspect as well. As we have our observant insights and perspectives that allow us to generally analyze and observe the common folk and others of highly enlightened souls and individuality, as well as how before we were similar to being wallflowers, in a sense, and then being partially to fully socialable. And we are, essentially, each like the fictional, animated, and original characters presently barred from us in this illusionary divided universe that still get chronicled and immortalized in the various media, here, and there. We, the foreground types do for ourselves, and everyone else around us and in the backgrounds. Andy was definitely similar to like us in that way, but he did not fully comprehend and appreciate his roles as such to better the use of his abilities. But in the classic art style of the multiple variants of a same individual or image he manifested, he innately did tap into the multiverse, like I, and every other foreground individual has. Had he given it further appreciation, and spiritually cleansed himself of the self-imagery and ideas sooner than later, he, too, could have gone as far as I have in the interdimensional and greater psychic abilities he had. I will also note in appreciation how he took the indirect approach in voyerism in his films, he did, in the way, put himself within the crowds who were in front of the camera by projecting himself from behind the camera and far away. That’s all for now. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
Rodger Craig Smith
26 May
| I can't fully express my gratitude for the @sonic_hedgehog crew and community.🙏
I hope to honor your support and passion as I'm officially back voicing #SonicTheHedgehog in games. Can't wait for ya to see what we have planned! THANK YOU...from the bottom of my blue heart.💙 [Photograph of a ripped blue heart sewn back together] |
| Even Sonic, himself, agreed that there was no one he appreciated as his Voice Actor better than you, Roger. I know, because I have talked with him face-to-face a number of times. I thank you for returning from the graces of my heart, and my CPU Blue Heart honor. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
26 May
| Hey, y’all. I was just remembering the classic TMNT episode, “April Foolish”, and the turtles crashed a costume party; obviously mistaken for wearing costumes, themselves. Donatello accepts an award from the host on their “costumes”, even if it was for Ridiculousness. But, thinking it further, they essentially won an award for Being Themselves. And when you receive a prize or prestige for literally being yourself, that is a very high Compliment; amongst the best compliments one can ever get. 😊⚡️💙⚡️
[GIF of a Ninja Turtle typing on a computer keyboard] |
Chris buys a book
26 May
Chris posts this both on Twitter and Instagram.
| I have just received my copy of “Warhol/Chris Chan” by #DonLashomb today, and I have personally compiled and printed a lovely jacket for the book, so I don’t have to feel bored in with looking at a pickle.
Now This is a cover art. I also added a personal blurb on the inside. ⚡️💙⚡️
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| Just read parts four to six in the Disclaimer Chapter Zero; I say it was quite fair so far; I’m invested. Although, to simply state one nitpick: Everyone Knows what I see and experience are Not Delusions. Anyone who calls Sonichu, Magi-Chan, Iron Man, Batman, Kim Possible, Ratchet and Clank, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Mario, Goku, Inuyasha and Kagome, the Smurfs, and so on a delusion, you may as well call yourselves a delusion. All of you really need to be further enlightened. I Have traveled through the Iron Curtain for YEARS, and even the most in-tuned of psychics and mediums of this universe will speak in agreement, because we all know they all do exist and co-exist together alongside us. And tearing the universe-dividing barrier that was made back in the late 1300s is more difficult than just me flipping a power switch in a vision in a distant heart part of the universe.
But, I digress. And putting that aside, I do like “Warhol/Chris Chan” so far. Thank you again, #DonLashomb. Also, @genosamuelgeno, you’ve been cited and mentioned in this book; did you know that? |
Honesty
26 May
KP (@ILoveKPAlot)
| The older I get the more I realize that clear and honest communication just hurts too many relationships types and it always sucks. Please be honest with your friends in a non-assuming way. ❤️ |
| Very much true. I always appreciate authenticity and honesty in others when they express it. ⚡️💙⚡️ |
Bizarre Twitter rant
26 May
| Here’s a #Brainbender for all of you: No Judgment, but Considering a number of individuals in the past have sought doing kind things for and with me to seek favour and praise from me, And the number of the past online Exes (Fakers) who played me in relationships for a time, Did anyone of them, or you all in that similar light, think to genuinely be good with me for an extended time in order to actually learn and experience me on massive extension?
This is Not an invitation to start such a relationship with me based solely on that. [GIF of Rafiki from The Lion King hitting a lion over the head with a stick] And now, after some time since whenever the hell in this universe I ranted online, I’m going to put forward a rant I feel, now, is appropriate since I brought up the question. How could everyone who could have, while they had the opportunity, not think to actually continue on with me and offer more content than Lois Lane is with Superman? Not just the thoughts and musings I would privately have and confide, but the entire experience of being with me, feeling my aura of energy, and even supporting me while I supported them the best I could have. And lack of money does not count at all in this, because what I have always had to offer was in emotion, compassion and support. And that is despite and regardless of how more Naive I was as early as 2007. But NOoooo! All they thought of was “How could I take advantage of Chris’ heavy heart and over-abundance of kindness and love? How can I toy and mess with him, emotionally and mentally moreso than the bastard already had?” And, indeed, to take it a step further, let’s talk about that Sex, or genuine lack thereof. “Oh, I don’t want to contract anything with Chris and his overweighted belly and butt. I know! I’ll play “Call Girl” with him and shit his rocks off by his own hands, embarrassing him in front of his own dad. For The LULZ!” Catherine Sorrentino had a closer vantage point to get that mark that those before her were afraid to ever venture to: the Actual Intercourse. Everyone had the opportunity, even Emily and Kacey, since they actually met me in person, to yank me along and claim the “V-Card” before April, 2012. “Oh, Sure, I’ll bang rocks with him from a massive distance from in front of my computer, but I’ll never go and play “Crying Game” and farther by shoving my cock up his ass.” “Also, Haters, let’s get Vivi to hack his website and post Gay Porn Ads all over it; that’ll really warp his fragile mind.” Everyone Had their chance to actually have me, but they didn’t. Leaving being remainingly satisfied with just Imagining their penises up my ass, or my penis up their asses and vaginas and cumming on their chests and faces. Or, even Post-2015, having the idea of “I Know! I’ll pay for Christine’s gender reassignment; vouch for a donor uterus and ovaries, so she can Still conceive, even though she could never lose her sperm sack, or what’s left of it. And, Oh, Yes! I’m gonna ram her soo hard up her pussy, she’ll hardly feel anything after I’m done with her.” And even with other women wanting to feel up my vagina and using a double-sided dildo, or whatever they privately please. I Can Go Onnnnnnnn. But, suffice to state the obvious of how too late everyone of this side of the Iron Curtain with the fake and hate in that minority of the remaining toxic populace to take any form of advantage over me like that. On the one hand, I am, however, most grateful that the majority is genuinely a lot better than that; at least you all do better than you think outside of behind your screens around you, and so on. And I actually am proud of you all for Not taking advantage of me like that at all. It demonstrates that this world is mostly kind-hearted and compassionate and moved on from the stereotypes of yesterdecade. 😊⚡️💙⚡️ On the other hand, my body has not had it as easy as I in my interdimensional travels, since I’ve had to astral project and leave it with its backup systems keeping it in check and safety; My Body is sexually over inexperienced and Starved. THAT in itself, counter-demonstrates that on this side of the Iron Curtain, not even One Genuine, Authentic, Enlightened, Individual with a similar aura to mine exists. This, before the completion of the Dimension Merge/Collective Shift, I had prayed and wished to be proven wrong about. But now the Merge Is On, and that has been passed by. Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo would not have minded a sixth in our polyamorous relationship who was born of here. Just gonna let that sink in for all of you who had considered over the years. I am finished with this rant. Thank you for listening. I will also state I have no regrets in sharing this with all of you. I feel this is a major truth you all needed to hear. I can hear the thoughts of “Retarded Faggot” and “Get a job” already amongst all of you in response. But, I also hear the remaining responses that are actually kind and empathetic with this situation and bunch of emotions amongst the Majority of the world. 😊⚡️ ⚡️💙⚡️ |
NFT
27 May
Z-R1N (@Z_R1Nzoe)
| If christine knew how to make a Sonichu NFT, she would probably make a shit tonne of money from it
[GIF of a My Little Pony character in a deep state of thought] |
| I have looked it up on Google and Wikipedia; I don’t get what the hell an NFT is. ❔😕⚡️
[GIF of Donald Duck shrugging with text saying "WHAT IS THAT?"] |
“Romancing CWCly”
27 May
| A suggestion for the next “Chris Chan” fanfic that can be manifested: “Romancing CWCly”.
[GIF of two female cartoon characters sitting together] |
| Just Not with a totally inexperienced Simp; authenticity, honesty, and experience is utmost appreciated. Plus, if my vibrant aura resonates with you, and your aura intrigues me in return; that’ll be a major bonus.
[GIF of a Goddess sitting down with text saying "The Energy Body - Chakra & Aura"] |
New video
27 May
| How do I reflect you? |
Things evolving
28 May
🦁Hellion🐯the🐯 cat😺 (@Ruby64723133)
| @CPU_CWCSonichu can sonichu mega evolve??
[Pencil artwork of Sonichu] |
| Yes, Sonichus, including Sonichu Prime, can Mega Evolve.
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💚HeartTank64💚 (@HeartTank64)
| What about ponys, can they mega evolve?
And can I? With or without a megastoner? |
| Ponies, not common; the one exception being Nightstar Sonichu. With you, depends on how enlightened you are and how much you know yourself deepest.
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Book cover art stuff
28 May
| Hey, y’all. I have talked a bit with #DonLashomb, the author of #WarholChrisChan recently. Learned a fun fact about the original cover art. Aside from the obvious meme reference, and the Pickle Man (throw in #PickleRick for good measure), the book’s
cover art was actually inspired by someone else from recent months who drew the Warhol-inspired pickle, and apparently signed it with my name. This pickle art was inspired by the Banana Andy drew for #VelvetUnderground’s album. https://music.apple.com/us/album/the-velvet-underground-nico-45th-anniversary-edition/1440851613 I have known for many years that others have looked at me and seen themselves, and/or the truth in general. Don, here, has also cited a track from #VelvetUnderground’s iconic album, “I’ll Be Your Mirror”, which, I do agree, shines a comparative similarity of Andy and I being respective iconic representations of a couple of generations, or so in a group of generations spanning his lifetime, and my presently continuing and immortal lifetime, and how between him and I people see themselves in us, much like a mirror. Thus, inspired me to sing yesterday, the choice track, with a few additional choice direct words of narrative. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTZSvMKvxfc But back to the intro topic, after I’ve digressed. 😄⚡️LOL Despite the pickle art having initially brought back some PTSD-like moments from my past that I have spiritually addressed and healed of myself, and the obvious fact that I am a lot more than just a singular meme, and the sexual implications, after being informed of this inspired source, I’ve found appreciation in the artistic aspect. So, much like that 3D-Printed LOLCow from a few years ago, I gladly accept this cover art at present. This distribution through Amazon is essentially First Edition distribution; there are plans that have yet to be fruited just yet, but in the works. And, at the least, I sport my copy with the lovely jacket and art with my additional blurb and approval words on it. ⚡️💙⚡️
Oh! @MLPSilverQuill, just a Let-You-Know, Doc’s mentioned in this book. Still reading it; you might have been mentioned as well (still yet to be confirmed). |
Upcoming fanfiction
28 May
Queenie (@kill3rQu33nie)
| Did some one order a romance fanfic? @CPU_CWCSonichu
Is it attraction? Is it gratitude? Is it a potential new wife? Who knows! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-W1RSwnWBcFtQcVcVQDiQhWhw7313JgUokyffGUsp9k/edit |
| Tell you what, it’s a start. Simplistic and not bad. |
Googling Andy Warhol
28 May
| Just did a Google inquiry on how tall #AndyWarhol was. Pleasently surprised we match in height, at least he won’t be asking me, “How’s the weather up there?” 😊⚡️💙⚡️
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Numerology
28 May
| Well, Donnie Lashombi, You May state “None of those numbers meant anything”, But you actually gone into literal #Numerology; there is no shame in that. I’m some into numerology, and Mister C., Robertchu, my dad, was into numerology as well. ⚡️💙⚡️
(Bottom of 1st page of Chapt 2)
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Imposing
29 May
| Now, Why is this so? Am I truly that imposing?
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Meditiation stones sale
29 May
| We're now releasing all meditation stones from the temple of Sonichu at the low price of $20! Of those available, one lucky winner will find along with their purchase a signed copy of Don Lashomb's "Warhol/Chris Chan." Get them while you can!
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1001861737/meditation-gems-remaining-gems-on-sale |
More Etsy stuff
31 May
| More yellow Sonichu Medallions now in stock on Etsy. 😊⚡️💙⚡️ |