Daniel Weston

Daniel Weston

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The Mayflower

Biological warfare from England by dumping their retards into the American gene pool.

“	As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage.	”
Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007

According to Chris, Daniel Weston was one of his illustrious ancestors. He was allegedly aboard the Mayflower, the ship that sailed the pilgrim fathers to America in 1620. According to all known passenger lists of the Mayflower, there was however never a man named Weston aboard... Weston, according to Chris, was descended from Anne Boleyn, though that in turn begs the question of why a descendant of royalty would be fleeing England on the Mayflower in the first place. (Persecution of Catholics from Henry VIII's new church of England religion? Read a history book faggots!)

This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, inbred, socially backward, retarded hillbillies like everyone else believes.

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