July 2015 Facebook Posts
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This page covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in July 2015.
Summary
Chris's Posts
SEGA Shirt
"SEGA Nerds" posted a photo of a hot Japanese chick wearing a low-cut SEGA-themed top. Chris asked:
| 1 July 2015
Where can I get that shirt? |
The Pink Lemonade Shall Rise Again
"LGBT News," mixing two recent controversies, suggested that the Confederate flag be subverted to represent the LGBT community. Chris was skeptical:
| 1 July 2015
Yeah. Seriously? Swap the red for pink and yellow tye-dye (pink lemonade!), remove the stars, and swap the blue for rainbow stripes, then you may have something. Pink Lemonade! Yum!!! |
Haters to the Left
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted a boilerplate anti-gay message for her followers to make fun of. Chris joined in:
| 1 July 2015
Haters to the left, and WAAAAY back. |
Miley Confuses Chris
Miley Cyrus uploaded a photo of herself wearing a t-shirt with the slogan, "GENDER IS OVER!" Chris gave a seemingly contradictory answer:
| 2 July 2015
Yeah! I have been Loving Myself as the Woman that I AM, regardless of this wrong, grateful part I was born with. Gender Identities Will Never 4Ever Be Over! |
Dig It!
Chris linked to a GameStop contest called "SummerAtGameStop," along with this message. The specific games he mentions were stolen by Julie.
| 2 July 2015
Hey! I just entered this thing as an ironic joke. Dig it! Happened to me more than once! Oh, Brother! Ch-Yeah. Good Luck finding ANYONE who has found Actual and True Love with ANYONE they met Online Before Face-to-Face. Too Many Damn, Fucked-Up Fakes tugging at your heartstrings for Video-Fails from you, and Access to your HeXBox or PSN Account for Disgaea 3 DLC and a full game download of Burnout Paradise. They Fail You for Their LULZ. NOT to be a Hater or anything bad like that. But, you should Verify Any and ALL Entrants: the Actual Identities of both people, And their "Meeting" and Background Stories, to the Fullest of Background Checks! Guess What, EVERYONE WILL LIE THEIR BURNING PANTS OFF, and your Prize will be left Unclaimed Forever. I Am Serious! And that is Exactly what I told them, straight up! |
Heart Level in Flux
Chris shared a photo and added:
| 2 July 2015
Not to mention Soul-Shattered, Beaten, Scarred, Blackmailed, Duped, Deceived, and all that shit the fake exes, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies had done to me. |
Happy Magellan Day
Chris found an old photo on the "Occupy Democrats" page and, typically, completely missed the point, in the process dishonoring his Cherokee ancestors:
| 2 July 2015
To be more accurate, it Was Magellan who actually Discovered America after Columbus made his mistake if it being India. The day was made to honor the beginning of America, by discovery. So, to be accurate, I feel it better to rename it #MagellanDay. Then the day can be better celebrated for the History of Discovery. |
Beatle Ponies
Chris found a piece of fanart mashing up The Beatles and My Little Pony and wrote:
| 2 July 2015
Anypony want to figure out the Beatles' Cutie Marks? From this photo, zoomed in, and recognizing the faces, John Lennon's is a white colored Peace Sign. I think George Harrison's looks like three smiling(?) Jelly Beans? And Paul McCartney's looks like a clown-face cake(?) with party noise makers? And Bonus Round: taking the three marks, after final conclusions, reasoning and whatnot, what would Ringo Starr's Cutie Mark be? |
D-Cup Delusions
| 2 July 2015
You know one thing that makes for a start of a good day? At least for me. When you look down at your fresh grown breasts, and they both fit Snug in your D-Cup Brassiere. :) |
Endless Horror
| 2 July 2015
Something else that makes a refreshing start with a fantasy, Pink Lemonade. Report This, Haters! It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass. And, yes, that is my bra staying dry. |
Later in the day, Chris removed the last paragraph and replaced it with:
| Ha! This did Not violate standards! |
The text in the drawing reads as follows. It is not clear if the date is accurate, or if he just forgot about the new month.
| PiNk Fresh Lemonade
Soo Good to the last drop from the glass, with class! Christine W. Chandler 6/1/2015 |
Kim asked:
| That's an interesting piece of art. Are you being menstruated on? |
Chris replied:
| NO! I am getting a shower of Pink (or Strawberry) Lemonade from a vagina.
Peed on by a woman is also another valid guess. But, yeah, that is Not blood. |
Another gal-pal commented:
| I don't understand what I'm looking at... But I like it. |
Chris explained:
| I'm getting showered with Pink (or Strawberry) Lemonade through a vagina. |
This proved to be Chris's last post on Facebook, as the next day it was taken off.