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| Robert's step-son, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".<ref>E-mails: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref> | | Robert's step-son, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".<ref>E-mails: http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG</ref> |
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| Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with [[trolls]] in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the <br>[http://www.slutload.com/watch/gEnIQ5EQM9C/Chris-chan-caught-fapping-by-his-dad.html Chris-chan caught fapping incident] and cutting down Chris' internets. | | Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with [[trolls]] in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the <br>[http://www.slutload.com/watch/gEnIQ5EQM9C/Chris-chan-caught-fapping-by-his-dad.html Chris-chan caught fapping incident] and cutting down Chris' internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase. |
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Chris' father,
Robert Chandler.
Robert had English ancestry.
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President
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Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the
Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase.
Chris on his dad
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well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.
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