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{{quote|Get away from | {{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack}} | ||
[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Chris' father,<br>Robert Chandler.]] | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Chris' father,<br>Robert Chandler.]] | ||
Revision as of 18:35, 16 April 2009
| “ | Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now. | ” |
| Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack | ||
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President . Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase.
Background
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Chris on his dad
| “ | well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded. | ” |
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Gallery
Notice Chris's discomfort.
Bob with Aunt Corina.
"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your Nintendo."
Bob - fashion icon.
Bob learning how to cut that internet down.
Bob at Christmas time
Bob and Barbara Chandler, before she evolved into Snorlax.
Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's internet.
When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.
Sauces
See Also
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