Bruce Johnson

Dr. Bruce Johnson was the principal of Chris's elementary school and a homosexual. Bob Chandler hated his guts. Chris claims to have hated sitting on his lap, giving him his homophobia.

The Principle of the Nathanel Greene Elemetary School, Dr. Johnson, was a Homo, and when I was sent to his office; he picked me up, set me on his lap, then I would always get off his lap, because I ALWAYS HATED that; I felt bad vibes back then. Fortunately, it has never gone beyond that, and my father caught his intentions on that, and the Court Battles Started. He likely exagerates, but my father knew that there were a bunch of homos within that school board, and that was why they hated me and my family, in addition to those people not understanding Autism. Anyway, from those past memories, that is why I have grown up to Rarely Associate with men, and why I DESPIE THE HOMOS the Worst.

Debate

Chris claims that this is the event that caused his family to move to another school; however, Bob Chandler revealed to Emily that they threatened to send Chris to an institution which is why they moved.

The validity of this story is questionable.

The most obvious problem is how an openly homosexual man in the conservative fundamentalist South would be able to secure a job as principal of a small town elementary school without being lynched is the biggest problem with to his story. So what's the likelihood of there being several openly homosexual and lesbian faculty members under the same roof?

Bob, being old fashioned (keyword old), probably still thought "homosexual" and "pedophile" were interchangeable. How an openly homosexual man would even exist (we're assuming they'd get out of Dodge as fast as possible), let alone survive in the conservative fundamentalist South is an even bigger mystery. Pick the gayest, most faggoty fag you can find on Castro Street and put him in Southern Virginia. He'd be a dead man walking. But we all know how good Chris is at critical thinking. He was on the honor roll.

While yes, intuition is an unappreciated sense that can tell us many things about another person and whether they are safe or not, autistics aren't as intuitive as normal kids. So him getting "bad vibes" was probably just hindsight and him trying to justify himself.

His later statements also contradict why he "doesn't like to associate with men". On Mumble, when confronted about how only gays have all female friends (harem animes don't count, they're fiction), he paused, clearly backed into a wall, and whined that he never got the chance to make friends with other guys. This is another instance of him trying to justify himself.

Captain Underpants

Years after Chris left Nathanael Greene, Dr. Johnson finally vindicated Chris's claims by showing the entire world what a sick perv he is:

“Principal Bruce Johnson revealed his shockingly silly alter ego to the students of Stanardsville, Virginia's Nathanael Greene Elementary after they improved their standardized test scores. Johnson appeared on the school's roof as Captain Underpants, hero of the popular children's book series. The outfit included a red cape, white undershirt, and large white underpants worn over his clothes. "We'll have to do this every year to get the scores up," Superintendent Ray Dingledine told the Daily Progress. Added Johnson, "They'll laugh at me out here, but when it comes to being in the office, there's no arguing.”

Sounds like the best principal ever, to me. Eh sounds like a pretty cool guy.

See Also

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

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