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Full Name: Joseph Cole Smithey, | Full Name: Joseph Cole Smithey, the "smartest film critic in the world" is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]' half-brother and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara's]] first son who, despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, seems to be a pretty normal guy.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-4.PNG></ref> | ||
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Chris sent Cole an email asking Cole to vote for him in the Parappa Contest. In return, Chris offered to get the truth out of Barbara, but only if Cole would vote for him in the [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] he entered.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but apparently she lied once again. Chris himself was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG</ref> This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG</ref> Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris. | Chris sent Cole an email asking Cole to vote for him in the Parappa Contest. In return, Chris offered to get the truth out of Barbara, but only if Cole would vote for him in the [[PaRappa the Rapper contest]] he entered.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG</ref> Chris did ask his mother about it, but apparently she lied once again. Chris himself was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG</ref> This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG</ref> Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris. | ||
Cole currently lives in New York with his wife Katherine, is | Cole currently lives in New York with his wife Katherine, is the self-confessed "smartest film critic in the world" and plays wicked guitar in a jazz band.<ref>E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-3.PNG</ref> | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
Revision as of 21:33, 3 April 2009
Full Name: Joseph Cole Smithey, the "smartest film critic in the world" is Chris' half-brother and Barbara's first son who, despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, seems to be a pretty normal guy.[1]
Cole doesn't get along with the Chandler family and isn't on good terms with Robert or Barbara. Cole hates Bob so much, the only possibility of a touching family reunion between Chris and Cole would be as soon as "that fuck Bob finally drops".[2][3][4]
Chris sent Cole an email asking Cole to vote for him in the Parappa Contest. In return, Chris offered to get the truth out of Barbara, but only if Cole would vote for him in the PaRappa the Rapper contest he entered.[5] Chris did ask his mother about it, but apparently she lied once again. Chris himself was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is.[6] This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara.[7] Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris.
Cole currently lives in New York with his wife Katherine, is the self-confessed "smartest film critic in the world" and plays wicked guitar in a jazz band.[8]
Gallery
Cole with Chris and their shared mother, Barbara.
Cole & Chris at Chris's 18th birthday.
"Coles Buddy." MORE LIKE BUTT BUDDY, AMIRITE?
Sites featuring Cole's reviews
His Webpage
Cole's Rottentomatoes.com profile.
References
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-4.PNG>
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-2.PNG
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-21.PNG
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-3.PNG
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-23.PNG
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-07-24-1.PNG
- ↑ E-mails http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Cole_07-03-06-3.PNG
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