Daniel Weston

Daniel Weston

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The Mayflower

Biological warfare from England by dumping their retards into the American gene pool.

“	As a matter of fact, among my, uh, mother's side in the uh, ancestral traits [sighs] we have uh, we have been traced down to Daniel Weston, who was on the main--Mayflower voyage.	”
Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007

According to Chris, Daniel Weston was one of his illustrious ancestors. He was allegedly aboard the Mayflower, the ship that sailed the pilgrim fathers to America in 1620. According to all known passenger lists of the Mayflower, there was however never a man named Weston aboard... Weston, according to Chris, was descended from Anne Boleyn, though that in turn raises the question of why a descendant of royalty (especially Catholic royalty) would be fleeing England on the Mayflower (which was full of Puritans) in the first place.

This is either complete bullshit from Chris, or his mother easing the awful truth that he's in fact just descended from a bunch of poor, inbred, socially backward, retarded hillbillies like everyone else believes.

When confronted about it in the Mailbag, Chris brushes the criticism aside, claiming that Daniel Weston was simply a pilgrim, and that he had never said that he was actually on the Mayflower.

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