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Quote of the Now

Happy Independence Day. ⚡️💙⚡️🇺🇸
Chris on Bluesky

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
645
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,484 days

709
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,129 days

5,789
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,789 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Announcement 04/16/2016 is a video Chris streamed on 16 April 2016 in which he "launches" Sonichu Entertainment of America – a business concept fed to him by the Lady Managers. In it, Chris reads off a script announcing the venture, unaware of the many jokes peppered in by the Lady Managers to mock him.

Chris concludes the video on a unrelated note, asking fans to make a meme about the effects of autism.

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This Day in Christory

Chris shows that his unoriginality even flows into his attraction methods.

Today in Christory, in 2004, Chris reports in his diary that he has discovered a potential way of attracting ladies, using red string with a paper heart attached.

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In 2017, Doopie publicly shoots down Chris's "extremely creepy" attempt at socializing with her and scolds him for giving her money while he and his mother are in the habit of begging for grocery money.

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In 2021, Chris is arrested for incest.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently August 2025. It has been...
9
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
76
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now