Aunt Corina (alternatively spelled "Aunt Karina"[citation needed], also called Aunt Ocarina by the nerd-faggots on IRC) was one of Christian's favourite aunts and was also the person the Chandlers bought their dog, Patti from.
Aunt Karina died on 21 February 2009, and was buried on 24 February 2009, thus ruining Christian's birthday as a post-mortem troll.
The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday, Shrove Tuesday (AKA "Pancake Day"). Chris cared more about eating pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt. Proving how much of an utter self-centered piece of shit he is.
Needless to say, this is the first stiff Chris has gotten hold of without resorting to a sex doll. (ba duum Tisch!!!)
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