Bob Chandler

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Get away from the Internet!

I'm cutting it down, right now.

Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack
Chris' father,
Robert Chandler.
Robert had English ancestry.
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Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)

He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President . Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]

Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase.

Background

It is known that Bob worked for General Electric, during which he was responsible for at least seven patents. Barbara claimed, in an e-mail to "Miyamoto," that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by Ralph Baer). He also designed controls for the Plastic Molding Machines.


Chris on his dad

well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.
Chris[2]

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