Bob Chandler
| “ | Get away from the Internet!
I'm cutting it down, right now. |
” |
| Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack | ||
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President . Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase.
Background
It is known that Bob worked for General Electric, during which he was responsible for at least seven patents. Barbara claimed, in an e-mail to "Miyamoto," that because of Bob's influence in the computer world, the NES "might not have arrived so soon" (despite video game technology actually being pioneered by Ralph Baer). He also designed controls for the Plastic Molding Machines.
Chris on his dad
| “ | well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded. | ” |
| Chris[2] | ||
Gallery
Notice Chris's discomfort.
Bob with Aunt Corina.
"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your Nintendo."
Bob - fashion icon.
Bob learning how to cut that internet down.
Bob at Christmas time
Bob and Barbara Chandler, before she evolved into Snorlax.
Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's internet.
When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.
Sauces
See Also
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