Aunt Corrina
Trolling Chris in the here-after.
Aunt Corrina (Full name Corrina Weston Carey Inge [1] )(26 January 1936 - 21 February 2009) was one of Christian's favorite aunts and was also the person the Chandlers bought their dog, Patti from.
Corrina died on 21 February 2009, and was buried on 24 February 2009, thus ruining Chris' 27th birthday as a post-mortem troll.
The day she was buried was also the Christian holiday, Shrove Tuesday (AKA "Pancake Day"). Chris cared more about eating pancakes than the funeral of his own aunt,[citation needed] proving how much of an utter self-centered piece of shit he is.
Needless to say, this is the first stiff Chris has gotten hold of without resorting to a sex doll. (ba duum Tisch!!!)
Gallery
Bob and Corrina in the late 1870s.
Corrina, with Barbara Chandler and Elvis.
See Also
External Links / Sauces
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