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Quote of the Now “ You could be surviving as strong as [Bob] is. ” Chris in a Cameo to enabler Philip who has been hospitalized

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 916 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,756 days 980 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,400 days 6,061 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,061 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now On 20 March 2009, Chris released a short video on YouTube in which he professes his love for his new e-girlfriend Ivy. The video was deleted and reposted by Chris four days later (officially titled "Update") on 24 March. This is a notable video as it is primarily shot close up with an emphasis on Chris's face, against the one part of his room with nothing plastered over it. He makes no attempt to establish the validity of the video by either showing off the high school ring or his (new) medallion. The video may be one of the most unintentionally creepy things ever filmed by Chris, with a later video dedicated to Ivy being close competition. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris uploads two strange new videos, ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain, in which Chris is in dialogue with his brain. Later it turned out Ivy asked him to make these videos. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris can put his energy into crystals and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process? ... that Chris believes that Who Framed Roger Rabbit is an accurate depiction of reality? ... and that in the days before Astral projection, a dance mat in his room was one way to reach CWCville? ... that Chris’s dance partner in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend? ... that Chris’s investment strategy is to stake $8 on the lottery every week? ... that despite initially despising it, Equestria Girls is ranked #2 in Chris's Top Movies List on Facebook? ... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the Harry Potter franchise due to a perceived rivalry with the Pokémon franchise? ... that Chris believes that Lisa Simpson will be the President of the United States after the Dimensional Merge? ... and that Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election, despite endorsing Joe Biden to take over the Presidency after Donald Trump? ... that That Goatee WILL Grow Back, even though Chris now identifies as transgender and isn't actively growing facial hair?

Da Update It is currently April 2026. It has been... 39 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 32 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 42 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 24 April Chris officially publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 and its subtitled version. 17 April Chris accidentally publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1, then quickly sets the video to private. Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man. Chris publishes Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time and its subtitled version. 11 April - Chris uploads CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts. 4 April - Chris posts CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You. 3 April - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 14 April - Two prank calls that were shared in October 2011 are added to the CWCki. 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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