Jacob Sockness

This article is still yet to be completed due to stress.

We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!

Jacob Sockness (also known as Iron Heart on Twitter) is a 35-year-old fanatic of Chris.

People

v • d • e Family

Immediate family	Christian Weston Chandler • Bob Chandler • Barbara Chandler

Pets	Patti • Chandler Cats • Clover and Snoopy

Other	Anne Boleyn • Aunt Corrina • Aunt Harriet • Cole Smithey • Daniel Weston • Savannah Chandler • Uncle Tom • Minor Family Members • Chandler family tree

v • d • e Acquaintances

Hobbies	Joseph Herring • Daniel Mimms / Lucas • Pokémon League friends • Kevin Fairchild • Midnight Moonflower • Flutter

Desired acquaintanceships	Caitlin • Lindsay Kaye

Collaborators (creators Chris promoted)	Bryanfrogboy • ChuuChuuRocket • Don Lashomb

Women (cut ties with Chris)	Megan Schroeder • Faeryn • The Wallflower • DoopieDoOver • Fiona Cooper

Gal-pals	Natasha Turner • Sarah Nicole Hammer • Laura Beth Dorazio • Kellie Andes • Tiffany Gowen

Staff	Rocky Shoemaker • Virginia Jeanine Sanford

Defense lawyers	David Heilberg • Rob Bell

Prostitutes	Mia Hamm

v • d • e Enablers

White knights	Anna McLerran • CWCProtectSquad (Tings Tingz) • Guard Dogs (Jack Z • Marvin • Null • The Captain) • Watchmen (Anaxis • AquaDiamond8 • Klop • Kyle • Naught • MKRNightVee • The Fool • The WCT • Val)

Fans	Clare Porter • DStecks • Eels and the Egg-man • Helena Fiorenza • Karen Riley • Michael Afghani • Sonichu Girls

v • d • e Influencers

Christubers	Copitz • Dillin Thomas • GiBi • PewDiePie • Statustjej • TheGamerFromMars • The Sergeant at Arms • Xleepy

Interviewers	Arthur Spatchcock • BraveryJerk • CopperCab • Count Dankula • Jackson Dalton • Joseph Draft • Keffals • Merryweatherey • Nick Robinson • Noah

Carpetbaggers	Ethan Ralph • Geno Samuel • Kenneth Engelhardt • Luke • Praetor (Caden Peck) • ProjectSNT • Spooky Bones

v • d • e Trolls

Fantasy enablers	Idea Guys • Lukas, Devil and Eva • Ben Saint • Jacob Sockness • Larry Vaughn

Catfishers (Internet/phone only)	Blanca Weiss • Ivy • Jackie • Jessica Quinn • Jessie Ruddy • Julie • Lori Lopez • PandaHalo • Sarah Jackson

Catfishers (met with Chris)	Catherine • Emily • Hanna • Kacey

Trolls (internet-only)	The Asperpedia Four • Bryan Bash • Champthom • Clyde Cash • Dr. Perron • Evan • Ignatius J. Reilly • Jack Thaddeus • Jeff Ouzuo • Johan • KwaiiSandbag • Lily • Liquid Chris • Lordsillynipples • Mr. Roboto • Regina Novakova • Sam and Ellen • Sarah May • Surfshack Tito • Thetan • Thorg • Vivian Gee • Vikivil

Trolls (internet-only, impersonating celebrities)	Bailey Jay • BILLY MAYS • Jay Z • Jimmy Hill • Reggie Fils-Aimé • Shigeru Miyamoto • Takashi Tezuka • Vanessa Hudgens

Trolls (met with Chris)	Cousin Al • Joshua Martinez • Kim Wilson • Magical Man • Man in the Pickle Suit • Robert Simmons V

Allies	Cogsdev • Jason Kendrick Howell / Kathleen

A-logs/weens	Anthony Logatto • Bella Janke • Desiree Delightful • LadyOfTheCosmo • Michael Hirtes • Owls • Sydney Kirsch • Waltah White • Xela

v • d • e Perceived enemies

Staff	Betty Hoover • CADD Chef • Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops	Bagget • Jerkhief

Manajerks	B-Manajerk • "Lady" Manajerk • Merried Seinor Comic • Michael Snyder • ScotPalazzo • Turdijerk • W-M-Manajerk • Yellow-Shirted Foe

Other	Abusive babysitter • Adam Stackhouse • Bruce Johnson • Justin • Mr. Smith • Opuscon789 • Wes Iseli

v • d • e Imaginary/Inanimate

Imaginary friends	Andrew Blaze • Chloe • Crystal Weston Chandler • Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Mewtwo, and Sylvana • Lainchu • Lovely Weather • Meg Griffin • Reginald Chandler • Val

Inanimate objects	Clown Doll • Kimmi • Naru • Officer Nasty

v • d • e Media personalities

Entertainers	Britney Spears • Edmund McMillen • John Tesh • My Little Pony voice actresses • Nowacking • R.L. Stine • Red Skelton • Uri Geller

Internet personalities	DRWolf • Emgo316 • Miscellaneous celebrities • Molly the Medium • OneyNG • Saberspark • TF2 Analysis

Politicians	Barack Obama • George Bush • Joe Biden • Kamala Harris • Pmurt • Vladimir Putin

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