What
Chris thought his lawyer looked like...
James Zylberstien (aka Jay Z), Chris's lawyer friend from Nintendo. Quit due to stress from project Sonichu Alpha and now works for Microsoft. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to change the names of his real-life characters so when the videogame was made they couldn't sue.
While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many trolls feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past.
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Immediate
family
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| Pets
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| Other
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| Desired acquaintanceships
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Collaborators
(creators Chris promoted)
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Women
(cut ties with Chris)
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| Gal-pals
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| Staff
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| Defense lawyers
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| Prostitutes
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| Trolls
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| Fantasy enablers
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Catfishers
(Internet/phone only)
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Catfishers
(met with Chris)
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Trolls
(internet-only)
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Trolls
(internet-only,
impersonating celebrities)
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| Trolls (met with Chris)
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| Allies
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| A-logs
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| Media personalities
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| In media
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