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| Cole Smithey
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| Birth Name
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Joseph Cole Smithey
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| D.O.B.
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24 July 1963
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| Gender
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Male
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| Nationality
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American
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| Race
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White
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| Parents
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Ron Coleman Yeatts
Barbara
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| Occupation(s)
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Film critic, musician
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Joseph Cole Smithey (born 24 July 1963)[2] is Chris's half-brother, Barbara's first son, and one of the successful escapees from the Casa De Chandler. Despite sharing chromosomes with Chris and being raised by the same horrible mother, Cole seems to be a pretty normal guy. Cole's e-mails to Chris revealed a lot about the Chandler family.
Relationship with Chris
The half-brothers hold their hands the same way on Chris's
18th birthday.
Cole was not around when Chris was growing up. Being nineteen years older, he was in California making a life for himself.[3] Cole said that Barbara and Bob neglected Chris for years with the abusive babysitter,[3] which suggests that Chris's muteness in early life was their fault.
Cole visited for Chris's 18th birthday party in 2000. Later in the same year, for Cole's 37th birthday, Chris made him A CD For Cole Smithey! Naturally, the present had little to do with Cole and everything to do with Chris, even featuring a picture of him on the cover. Chris further taints the CD by attempting to talk like a DJ.
Chris visited Cole in California at some point, the only time Chris has been on an airplane and one of only two times that he has left Virginia (the other being his trip to Ohio to save "Julie").
In July 2007, Chris sent an e-mail asking for Cole's vote in the PaRappa contest. In return, Cole asked Chris to find out the truth about his father from Barbara. Chris did ask his mother about it, but she lied once again. Chris was more interested in the PaRappa contest than his brother's plight, showing just how self-absorbed he truly is. This resulted in Cole becoming even more bitter towards both Chris and Barbara. Suffice to say, Cole did not vote for Chris. When Chris's nudes were sent from his e-mail in September 2008, Cole replied with "DO NOT CONTACT ME BY E-MAIL AGAIN."
tl;dr: Barbara is a whore and Chris doesn't give a shit about anybody but himself.
Cole in the comics
Strangely, though, Chris still found a way to put his brother into his mess. According to the CWCipedia profile for Rosechu, there is a "Professor Cole" listed, being the one who gave Kel the Pichu who would become Rosechu. This means that even his half-brother is stuck in CWCville.
Gallery
As if Barbara had any involvement with the CD.
Sauces
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