Coping Counter
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Begging Counter
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Article of the Now
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Crystal Weston Chandler is the fictional twin sister of Christian Weston Chandler. Her role in his fantasy world stems from his long-held desire to have a sibling to play with along with some narcissistic pleasure and gender identity issues with seeing himself as an attractive female. Crystal represents one of the more embarrassing facets of Chris's mind. Since his notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, the perfect daughter, and the perfect female self so easily intersect, it is hard not to arrive at a conclusion involving incest.
Crystal's origin is depicted in Sub-Episode 5, where she is made manifest by Chris employing his anchuent powers and Heart Torch of Fail to split into two (nearly) identical beings. Chris and Crystal wear the same outfits and even have the same superpowers, although she lacks her brother's heterochromia. Throughout her appearances in the comics, characters are constantly noting how attractive she (and, by extension, Chris) is.
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This Day in Christory
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Today in Christory, in 2009, the Miscreants publish two new files, containing footage of Chris. The first, named power, has material of Chris showing his strength. The second, CWCFlyingElephants, shows Chris running through his room and going completely mad. In the nude.
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Did You Know...
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- ... that Chris spends a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there?
- ... that YouTuber GenoSamuel2.1 has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going?
- ... and that Chris [DMed him] after seeing the series?
- ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
- ... that Chris really cannot dance?
- ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it?
- ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
- ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta?
- ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter?
- ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats?
- ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
- ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words?
- ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?
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Quote of the Now
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Hi Christine,
Thank you for your interest in attending BABSCon 2024. We are sorry, but we are unable to accommodate you at our convention due to potential violations of our Code of Conduct.
As such, you are persona non grata at BABSCon 2024 and future BABSCon events, and you will not be allowed to attend. To be explicit; this is a formal notification that you are banned from BABSCon events.
We identified and have voided the two 'Canterlot Pony' badges purchased under your [redacted]@aol.com email address; as an act of good faith, we have issued a full refund on the purchase of those badges.
Best regards,
BABSCon
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BABSCon in an email to Chris.
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Da Update
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It is currently April 2024. It has been...
32 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
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We highly advise against seeking out Chris in any way.
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