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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,774 articles...and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets. I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️	”
Chris on X and Bluesky

Article of the Now

"Challenge for Clyde II" (originally "10142009") is a video in which Chris demands Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays come face him, so that Chris can beat him up. He claims that Gregg Mays lives in Charlottesville, and that he knows this because he has the FBI working for him. The audio quality in this video is very poor, probably due to Chris's constant abuse of his camera, especially in his previous video. Between his slow, monotonous speaking pattern (possibly enhanced as he tries to speak through his rage) and the constant skipping in the audio, Chris manages to sound even more like a robot than usual.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2006, Chris updated his "Story of My Current Days".

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In 2020, Chris was banned from the Official CWCki Server, only four days after being invited by Naught.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris got tricked into making a shout-out video dedicated to the Columbine shooters?
... that Brütal Legend rocks?
... that Chris was featured on Fox News?
... that Chris completed a commission tied to the Sneed's Feed and Seed joke from The Simpsons?
... that CWCville is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer Randy Stair (AKA Andrew Blaze) was aware of the Dimensional Merge?
... that Sonichu made a cameo in a dodie music video?
... that Guitar Hero is Chris's source for new music?
... that Chris reenacted CopperCab's Gingers have Souls video?
... that Chris punched multiple holes in his wall to try to break through the Iron Curtain?

Da Update

It is currently August 2025. It has been...

1

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

89

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

13 August - Chris and Flutter are spotted at a Walmart.
8 August - Chris posts Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Decepticlone S.A.V. (Scoundrel As Vessel).
1 August - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto.
25 July - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - C-C 82 (Autobot) Chris-Chan Origin Form.
23 July - Chris and Flutter are spotted together at Rauma International Market in Finland.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

3 August - A page from the Mewgenics comic by Edmund McMillen, which Chris collaborated on.
24 July - PokeStop rejection from August 2020
11 July - Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland sighting from April 2024.
5 July - A listing on eBay reveals Chris's first jail letter in response to a fan, from August 2021.
15 June - Photo analysis reveals that Chris attended the Festival of Light in May 2025 and traveled to Linnanmäki in Helsinki, Finland.

PS3 Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Account Creation

NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

Picture of the Now

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-Wholesale Jewelry - Investing In Your Future
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-More people are looking for means to supplement their revenues, or even to begin their personal businesses. Among the most hot methods is by marketing jewelry. Jewelries are very small, easy to store and transport, and it offers different designs. Similar to some other businesses, this involves the marketer to have an investment not just financially, but in research and time as well.
-When searching for your wholesale jewelry provider for your jewelry business, there are numerous things to be regarded to, like different products available, quality of the product, the cost, terms of delivery and payment, and lastly the reputation of the wholesale jewelry provider.
-Starting a business takes not only a financial investment, but also making sure that you invested it smartly. There are many ways to select a wholesale jewelry supplier. Regardless of how you select, you must be particular that your capital and investment is secure. If looking into a potential local wholesale jewelry store, explore with the Better Business Bureau. If finding an internet provider, research is accessible through several forums and websites, as well as the Better Business Bureau.
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