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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

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Quote of the Now

“	#Hasbro #Transformers Merged figures are appearing in stores everywhere. Check your #WalMart, #Target and where else Transformers are sold.	”
Chris putting Dimensionally-Merged Transformers up for sale.

Article of the Now

Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers.

Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys.

To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2000, Chris published his last news item on CWC's Pokésite 2.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris's Donald Duck impersonation is the most terrifying thing in existence?
... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are a doctor and a film reviewer; and his half-sister is a mathematician?
... that Sonichu has his own animated series?
... that Evan killed Mommy?
... that Chris can handle getting fake numbers from girls because of Seinfeld?
... that Chris originally was a marketing major (which he picked at random) before picking CADD when he enrolled at PVCC?
- ... and that he didn't know what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
... that Slaweel the Witch isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
... that Chris actually copyrighted Sonichu?
... that Chris should have changed the oil in his car in April 2009, but still hasn't done it?
- ... and that he's overdue for it even in his newest car?

Da Update

It is currently December 2024. It has been...

5

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

19 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Excelina.
17 December - Chris is spotted in Finland again.
14 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Silver.
7 December - Chris publishes Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Son-Chu.
6 December - Chris posts indicating that he has gone to retail stores to pretend that his custom Transformers toys are on the shelves.
27 November - Chris denies online rumors that claim that Flutter is pregnant.
23 November - Chris livestreams Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run.

Recently Uncovered Info

11 November - Role-play coping from August 2020

PSN Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Minecraft for the PS4.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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