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Quote of the Now “ I have read your comments, and I am very disappointed. If you want to comment, comment like you were talking to me in person and face-to-face on Reddit, as well as on KiwiFarms. 😠⚡️ ” Chris on Reddit.

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 882 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,722 days 946 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,366 days 6,027 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 6,027 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now In March 2026, Hyperdimension Neptunia announced a new game set for August, which introduces new official characters. Among those are CPU Blue Heart Ciel of Lastation (a reference to Sony), with a backstory contradicting Chris's lore. Chris's response was to complain about his Blue Heart OC being left out of the game. He also spammed demands, to a Twitter account promoting the game, that Hyperdimension Neptunia's CPU Blue Heart be renamed. According to Chris CPU Blue Heart is the Console Patron Unit Goddess of the Nations of CWCville and Comma, and of the Commodore Consoles. Conceived by Chris after being force-fed Hyperdimension Neptunia lore by the Idea Guys, Scarlett serves as one of his escapist alter egos, providing a coping mechanism and enabling his messiah complex. Through this alter ego, Chris has also emerged as the figurehead of the Dimensional Merge, with his own group of "worshippers". (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris decides to record and upload a tour of his house, showing the world the squalor he lives in. Rightly so, this prompted reactions from Bob over fears that they could be kicked out by the health department. (more...) In 2023, Chris is released from Central Virginia Regional Jail via a court order. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris spent a lot of time in his bedroom, in spite of a traumatic experience with a babysitter locking him in there? ... that YouTuber Geno Samuel has a documentary series on Chris that is 85 episodes long, and still going? ... and that Chris has DMed him after seeing the series? ... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to cancel a My Little Pony reboot because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it? ... that Chris really cannot dance? ... that Chris recycled his own semen by drinking it? ... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste? ... and that Chris mixed semen with Fanta? ... that Chris wishes you a hoppy Easter? ... that in the Tour of Christian's House, Chris called his family a bunch of pack rats? ... that Chris has said Niggos only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times? ... That Chris was under the influence of trolls when he said those words? ... that Chris’s father's idea of kids games is Playing With Gutter Rats In the Sewer?

Da Update It is currently March 2026. It has been... 5 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 80 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days 8 day(s) since Chris last tried to "redeem" himself. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 22 March - Chris messages Geno Samuel, requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales. 21 March Chris begins spamming demands to a Twitter account promoting Hyperdimension Neptunia to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name. Chris attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down. 19 March - Hyperdimension Neptunia announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters CPU Blue Heart and CPU Red Heart, superseding Chris's OCs of those characters. In response, Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game. 18 March - Chris uploads C-Log 03182026. 6 March - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 21 March - Chris's Reddit account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered. 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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