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Welcome to the CWCki!

The TRUE and HONEST encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler.

WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!

We currently have 2,887 articles...and counting!

Quote of the Now

“	I am 24 and I'm staying 24 forever no matter what and just nobody can tell me otherwise.	”
Chris on his 44th birthday.

Article of the Now

TooManyGames is an annual three-day gaming convention currently held at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center in Oaks, PA. Chris attended the convention on 22 and 23 June 2018. He wore The Classic for Day 2. He had also brought along his baseball bat.

He had started a GoFundMe page to help cover costs, as he had narrowly avoided foreclosure on his home one month before. Three people donated $120.

Chris acted very inappropriate towards many of the guests there by kissing and/or touching them, especially those who took pictures and video with him (including a guest who was 16 years old). This eventually culminated in him being thrown out. He reacted by having a meltdown in the venue, curling up on the floor in the fetal position. Security was brought in to escort Chris out. jab50yen helped comfort Chris alongside the mother of an autistic child who was attending the event.

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This Day in Christory

Today in Christory, in 2009, the last of the BlueSpike Skype conversations takes place. Chris tells Max about his trip to Cleveland.

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Did You Know...

... that Chris was accused by trolls of killing BILLY MAYS because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
... that the Dimensional Merge will bring fictional characters and imaginary friends into reality?
- ... and that the new dimension will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
... that Chris is as wild as a serial raper?
- ... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
- ... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
... that the trolls may have hired a skywriter?
... that Chris believes that CWCville is real?
... that Chris, in his own words, buys "healthy food, good drinks and just necessities with Good Money?"
... that Chris once tried to get a MLP fandom voice actor to unblock him on Twitter by gifting a toy and a drawing?

Da Update

It is currently February 2026. It has been...

14

day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.

53

day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates

24 February - Chris publishes Spiritual Love Day, February 24 and Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8.
23 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2.
21 February
- It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting I Reiterate‎‎ and several (but not all) posts relating to his redemption arc.
- Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎.
20 February - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3.
19 February - Chris posts an incomplete list of random sins in an attempt to prop up his "Redemption Arc" narrative.

Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011.

PSN Tracker

Chris was last spotted playing Hyperdimension Neptunia for the PS3.
Chris has spent over $8581.62 of YOUR money!
Chris's PSN is Sonichu. You can see his profile here.

CWCki News

Account Creation

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Hurtful Truth Level, or
Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

Social media pages are backlogged and in need of updating.

The following articles are in desperate need of transcription work:

Sachumo Interview

Sonichu Mania Livestream

Ben Saint - Chatting with Chris-Chan

Arbitarch Interview

Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight

The Create Unknown

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

A solution for hosting files that are currently only on Kiwi Farms. See a talk page topic for more.

All references which point to Kiwi Farms reevaluated/archived. See this topic for more.

A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

CWC Chronology pages being converted to use references instead of piping.

Many articles are out of date, need updating, or in stub form and could be expanded.

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