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Hirtes was first called out when Farms member [https://kiwifarms.net/members/yawning-sneasel.231/ yawning sneasel] linked his Kiwi Farms account, Sanic Totem, to his @RektByLife (DaThingsIveSeen) Twitter account based on screencaps he had posted, which showed that he had the same Twitter profile picture as the one @RektByLife used. He was further incriminated when a post by him on the forums surfaced, where he praises DaThingsIveSeen for "doing GodBear's work". Furthermore, on the CWCki Club forums, user Hurtful Truth Level revealed that Totem Sanic had asked for credit mention for a tweet by his @EAT_SHITT_CHRIS (GIGANTIC_STRAW) account that Chris had replied to. Hirtes subsequently complained about being banned in a forum post, which eventually culminated in his revelation as a gigantic laughing stock.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/</ref> | Hirtes was first called out when Farms member [https://kiwifarms.net/members/yawning-sneasel.231/ yawning sneasel] linked his Kiwi Farms account, Sanic Totem, to his @RektByLife (DaThingsIveSeen) Twitter account based on screencaps he had posted, which showed that he had the same Twitter profile picture as the one @RektByLife used. He was further incriminated when a post by him on the forums surfaced, where he praises DaThingsIveSeen for "doing GodBear's work". Furthermore, on the CWCki Club forums, user Hurtful Truth Level revealed that Totem Sanic had asked for credit mention for a tweet by his @EAT_SHITT_CHRIS (GIGANTIC_STRAW) account that Chris had replied to. Hirtes subsequently complained about being banned in a forum post, which eventually culminated in his revelation as a gigantic laughing stock.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/this-is-why-we-dont-encourage-people-to-harass-chris.32290/</ref> | ||
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File:HirtesTwitter1.png|The incriminating piece of evidence. | |||
File:Hirtesdp.jpg|Another screencap by Hirtes showing his @RektByLife display picture. | |||
File:Hirtescreditmention.png|Hirtes asks for "credit mention" in response to a screencap of Chris's reply to his sock's tweet. | |||
Hirtes now has [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/ his very own thread] on the Kiwi Farms. | Hirtes now has [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-slep-totem-sanic.32312/ his very own thread] on the Kiwi Farms. | ||
Revision as of 08:41, 12 September 2017
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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| “ | Everyone has an animal inside them struggling to be free. Don't be afraid to let him out! Yiff! | ” |
| Hirtes to a newspaper reporter | ||
| Michael Hirtes | |
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| Name | Michael Jay Hirtes |
| Also known as | MHirtes Slep Totem Sanic Various others |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
| Occupations | A-Log Ween |
Michael Jay Hirtes is a 53-year-old man from Council Bluffs, Iowa who has made a name for himself as both an A-Log and a ween. Hirtes, also known as Kiwi Farms member Totem Sanic, has created a multitude of Twitter accounts to follow Chris and spam him, as well as anyone he tweets to, with angry rants and accusations against him. Most of his rants against Chris consist of trite Chris memes and ad hominem attacks. Unlike the vast majority of A-Logs, including LoGatto himself, Hirtes's socks have actually been responded to by Chris, albeit rarely.
Hirtes was first discovered as a halal member of the Kiwi Farms, where he was outed as the operator of the Twitter account @RektByLife (since deleted), perhaps the most dedicated ween account following Chris at the time. Subsequent developments revealed that not only was Hirtes both older and more immature than Chris, he, too, was unemployed, a furry, prone to tard rage, and has gotten into trouble with the law.[1]
Discovery
Many observers of Chris will have noted the presence of ween accounts in his Twitter replies for some time. However, much attention was not given to these accounts until Michael Hirtes was discovered on the Kiwi Farms.
Hirtes was first called out when Farms member yawning sneasel linked his Kiwi Farms account, Sanic Totem, to his @RektByLife (DaThingsIveSeen) Twitter account based on screencaps he had posted, which showed that he had the same Twitter profile picture as the one @RektByLife used. He was further incriminated when a post by him on the forums surfaced, where he praises DaThingsIveSeen for "doing GodBear's work". Furthermore, on the CWCki Club forums, user Hurtful Truth Level revealed that Totem Sanic had asked for credit mention for a tweet by his @EAT_SHITT_CHRIS (GIGANTIC_STRAW) account that Chris had replied to. Hirtes subsequently complained about being banned in a forum post, which eventually culminated in his revelation as a gigantic laughing stock.[2]
The incriminating piece of evidence.
Another screencap by Hirtes showing his @RektByLife display picture.
Hirtes asks for "credit mention" in response to a screencap of Chris's reply to his sock's tweet.
- ==Twitter sockpuppets==
- ===List of sockpuppets===
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Dathingsiveseen
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- SkankHuntFortyTwo
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Chris is A MALE
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Clyde Cash
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Ghost Bob
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- ShecameforCWC
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Eviction Notice
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Pickle Man
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Lord Hater
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Clyde Cash
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Zombie Bob
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Reality
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- TROLLING SUPER
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- CWCs Cumsicles
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Left Side Hater
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- CWC IS MALE
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- GIGANTIC STRAW
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- CHRIS IS A FAT MALE
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- CHRIS CANT STOP ME
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- PICKLE RICK
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- BIRD IS THE WORD
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- ItsDahKrumpas
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Dr Hans Asperger
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- FOR THE HOARD
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- MUGSHOT
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- DISASTERCHU
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- CHRIS WANTS LUV
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- Karate Cole
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- MisterBungle
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- RepoMan
- ! style="padding: 5px;"
- DILDO ON FOREHEAD
- ==Gallery==
Hirtes makes an appearance in the local news. "Yiff yiff! That's what foxes say."
An example of Hirtes's work.
References
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