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Revision as of 01:53, 9 March 2018

Welcome to the CWCki!
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,673 articles... and counting!

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Quote of the Now

#Hasbro #Transformers Merged figures are appearing in stores everywhere. Check your #WalMart, #Target and where else Transformers are sold.
Chris putting Dimensionally-Merged Transformers up for sale.

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
413
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,252 days

476
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 1,896 days

5,557
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,557 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Hasbro is an American-based multinational toy and entertainment company. Its assets are valued in the billions and includes brands Dungeons and Dragons, My Little Pony, Power Rangers, and Transformers.

Chris has repeatedly attempted to influence Hasbro's leadership over the direction of the My Little Pony franchise, to the extent of warning them the world could be conquered by Akan or be destroyed if his favorite animated series My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is not extended another five seasons. On a less dramatic front, Chris has also expressed a desire to work with Hasbro to sell his custom Transformers toys.

To date, Hasbro's decision-makers have yet to respond to Chris.

(More...)

This Day in Christory

Maybe next year, Jack.

Today in Christory, in 2009 Chris makes a video congratulating Jack Black for winning a Spike TV Video Game award for his voice acting in "Brutal Legend". He also offers consolation to Jack for not winning the Game of the Year award.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently December 2024. It has been...
41
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

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Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now