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Quote of the Now “ To the individual taking the recent pictures of me, we have cameras, and we know what car you drive. We will not release your license plates. But the puzzle pieces were easy to put together. Square mirrors, and that was not even my car in the mirror. Plus the time you u-turned and took my picture. Point is, I really do not like photos of me being taken without my prior consent, in stores or anywhere, period. I can very well easily go to the proper people, including store management or authorities, with the respective footage and find you. So, to this guy and the rest of you, Please Stop taking pictures or videos of me behind my back and without my consent. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️ ” Chris

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 246 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,086 days 310 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 1,730 days 5,390 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,390 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now Sylvana, (originally named Silvana until the Idea Guys had Chris change the spelling) is a shape-shifting intersex Rosechu who first appeared in Sonichu's News Dash #7 and later played a major role in Sonichu #8. Her chief power is the ability to shapeshift into other people, as well as some psychic abilities and her venomous genitalia. She was created by the same rainbow that made the Chaotic Combo. Her egg somehow ended up on The Moon, where she was raised by the evil Count Graduon. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris brutally murdered Billy Mays in his Florida home in response to Mays' repeated attempts to wrest control of CWCville from Chris. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris really likes Britney Spears (no matter what they all say)? ... and that his favorite song from "Air Britney" is "E-Mail My Heart"? ... that a male idiot tried to put out a fire while Chris just stood there and watched? ... that Liquid Chris's real name is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!? ... and that Solid Chris's name is not Ian Brandon Anderson? ... that Jerkops are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"? ... that the Saw movies are some of Chris's favorite movies? ... that Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church is a church for all of God and Jesus's children, regardless of age, race, gender, socio-economic situation, or sexual orientation? ... that Bob Chandler helped host the WTJU Marathon back in 1990? ... that Chris's duck is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent? ... that Chris sells driveway gravel for $15 a bag? ... and that people actually buy it?

Da Update It is currently June 2024. It has been... 30 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 30 May - Chris threatens legal action against the person behind the previous day sighting. 29 May - Chris is spotted at the Big Island house. 28 May - Third round of Praetor commissions goes on sale on OfficialCWCMart. 26 May - Chris receives two official write-in votes for the presidential nomination of the Libertarian Party. 24 May - Chris is spotted at an airport in Dallas, Texas. Recently Uncovered Info 25 June - Questioning Chris from January 2021 24 June - Concern over poop DMs from January 2021 22 June - Remove G5 demand from March 2024 14 June - Chris's incest case is updated with miscellaneous court information from April 2024 11 June - Movie Night picks from September 2020 30 May - Interview Prep, Mad Over Wikipedia from October 2020 20 May - Priorities from December 2019 CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the section about Chris at the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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