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[[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Chris' father,<br>Robert Chandler.]] | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Chris' father,<br>Robert Chandler.]] | ||
[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|right|180px|Robert had English ancestry.]] | |||
[[Chris]]' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon) | [[Chris]]' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon) | ||
Revision as of 14:23, 20 March 2009
| “ | Get away from that Internet, I'm cutting it down! | ” |
| Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack | ||
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President . Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the
Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets.
Chris on his dad
| “ | well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded. | ” |
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