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Get away from that Internet, I'm cutting it down!
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Bob Chandler, the cyberspace lumberjack
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Chris' father,
Robert Chandler.
Robert had English ancestry.
Chris' father (full name: Robert Franklin Chandler) (born ~1928, dead ~soon)
He never washes his hands. This causes Chris as much, or perhaps more, stress than the slanderous trolls. Chris says he starts more arguments "than flies on a garbage dump." He also invented a control panel for plastic molding machines, and declared that Barack Obama would paint the white house black as soon as he became President
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Robert's step-son, Cole, despises him and will only contemplate a family reunion once "that fuck Bob finally drops".[1]
Despite being a racist, homophobic redneck, Bob's become a firm favorite with trolls in the CWC world recently, due to his infamous cameo in the
Chris-chan caught fapping incident and cutting down Chris' internets. His nickname, the "Internet Lumberjack", comes precisely from this phrase.
Chris on his dad
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well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded.
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Chris[2]
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Notice Chris's discomfort.
"You tell them that you fell down some stairs or else I'm cutting down your Nintendo."
Bob is so hardcore, he reads computer manuals for fun.
Bob won't let a fence get in the way of cutting down Chris's internet.
When Bob isn't arguing with Chris or cutting down his Internet, he enjoys gardening.
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