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Quote of the Now “ Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed. ” Chris on Bluesky

Begging Counter Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been… 817 days since Chris last begged for money. Record Streak: 1,657 days 881 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic. Record Streak: 2,301 days 5,961 days since Chris last applied for a job. Record Streak: 5,961 days An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later. Article of the Now ShecameforCWC.JPG is a Rule 34 picture that Chris drew as part of a campaign to fight Encyclopedia Dramatica by "replacing negativity with positivity." It portrays Chris using his hand to stimulate a naked Megan Schroeder's vagina to the point of orgasm (indicated by squirt lines) while he gives a thumbs-up. Arguably the most scandalous of all of Chris's artistic canon, this single image managed to invoke much drama. It was the straw that permanently destroyed the already dying friendship between Chris and Megan, and the consequences of uploading it online have continued to face him for years afterward. In fact, it's entirely conceivable that the targeted effort to troll Chris may have simply faded away had he not edited the page repeatedly and uploaded this image to Encyclopedia Dramatica, thereby putting blood in the water for trolls for years to come. (More...) This Day in Christory Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris enters IRC with Clyde Cash and BILLY MAYS. After being shouted at a good deal by the troll duo, he suddenly blurts out that he has numerous pairs of "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." This horrifying, unforeseen revelation creates shockwaves across the community as they discover yet another aspect of the creature's hideous existence. Since then, Chris's fecal incontinence has been the subject of much discussion and analysis. (more...) Did You Know... ... that Chris voided himself in terror in his sleep when he thought that Clyde Cash was trying to kill him? ... that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes? ... that Chris thinks you're "trolling stupid"? ... that Chris once visited an abandoned sanatorium to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a ween mere hours later? ... that Chris tried starting a career as a male prostitute? ... and that Chris tried starting a career as a female prostitute? ... that Chris thinks that those with Asperger's try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people? ... that farting is OK, and actually helps cure cancer? ... that Chris once said that Pain is a fun game, despite having no trophies for it on PSN? ... that Chris once had a prostitute hang up on him? ... that Vivian's gonna rape Jack with the strapon because she's crazy?

Da Update It is currently January 2026. It has been... 2 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public. 15 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed. Record Streak: 233 days We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way. Current Updates 19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement. 18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill. 17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version. 16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version. 15 January Chris publishes Stallion Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Comm adore https://youtu.be/SANRCUj9Ncg?si=mCBPcSVVFXfIeHfW to TikTok. 14 January Chris publishes Tork Outtake Movie Updated Plus Son Chu V Mikoto and its subtitled version. Chris publishes Son Chu Vs Mikoto and its subtitled version. Chris gives a Spencer's employee a promotional card for his TLUM Compilation Movie. 13 January - Chris publishes Focus Outtake Movie and its subtitled version. 12 January - Chris publishes Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version. 10 January - Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense Movie and its subtitled version. 9 January Chris publishes GE Defense Part 3 and its subtitled version. Chris uploads Flame Toys Shattered Prime, well, literally shattered. Chris publishes Transformers Legacy United Merged General Electric Defense - Behind The Scenes. 8 January - Chris publishes Chris Chan Prime Outtake Movie 2 Updated and its subtitled version. 7 January - Chris publishes GE Defense Part 2 and its subtitled version. Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki. Recently Uncovered Info 15 January - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5 from April 2011. 20 December - ThePCAssassins Chat with Bobby C. Part 1 from April 2011. 12 November - Power "special thanks" document from April 2009. 4 November - Photos of the ED sign visit from October 2008. 3 November - The rest of the comic pages for The Adventures of Simonchu Issue 0 from 2008 to 2009. CWCki News Account Creation NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account. Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at - the Official CWCki Server Discord - message: Hurtful Truth Level, or Larry the Larryhog Official CWCki Server Discord • Kiwi Farms forum • CWCki Club forum • r/ChrisChanSonichu Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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