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The following are series of [[Facebook]] posts Chris posted from 20 [[January 2008]] to 6 [[September 2011]], before Chris started posting often on Facebook about [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|four months later]]. | The following are series of [[Facebook]] posts Chris posted from 20 [[January 2008]] (his first Facebook post and probably the month he created his account, having been one of the last to abandon [[MySpace]] as a social site) to 6 [[September 2011]], before Chris started posting often on Facebook about [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|four months later]]. | ||
==Summary== | ==Summary== | ||
* 20 [[January 2008]] - Chris posted his first Facebook post, complaining about the [[trolls|cyber bullies]]. On the same day, Chris complains about the common question "Do I know you?". | * 20 [[January 2008]] - Chris posted his first Facebook post, complaining about the [[trolls|cyber bullies]]. On the same day, Chris complains about the common question "Do I know you?". | ||
* 24 January 2008 - Chris complains about how | * 24 January 2008 - Chris complains about how shy he is. | ||
* 6 [[September 2011]] - Chris posts about the qualities Chris looks for in a [[sweetheart|woman]]. | * 6 [[September 2011]] - Chris posts about the qualities Chris looks for in a [[sweetheart|woman]]. | ||
==Posts by Chris== | ==Posts by Chris== | ||
===I am a good man=== | ===I am a good man=== | ||
Chris posts his first Facebook post, complaining about the [[trolls|cyber bullies]] and wants people to help him. | Chris posts his first Facebook post, complaining about the [[trolls|cyber bullies]] and wants people to help him. | ||
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Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 4:48pm | Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 4:48pm | ||
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my [[PSP]], and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the [[JERKS|man]] who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new [[gal-pal]]. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now. | Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]. I was playing Sudoku on my [[PSP]], and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the [[JERKS|man]] who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new [[gal-pal]]. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now. | ||
Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet. | Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet. | ||
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===What I am looking for in a woman=== | ===What I am looking for in a woman=== | ||
(Note: | (Note: [[Bob]] died later that day.) | ||
After a three year hiatus, Chris posts on Facebook about the qualities he looks for in a [[sweetheart|woman]]. | After a three year hiatus, Chris posts on Facebook about the qualities he looks for in a [[sweetheart|woman]]. | ||
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-21 to 29-years old<br /> | -21 to 29-years old<br /> | ||
-Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT<br /> | -Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, or HOT<br /> | ||
-Education: High School Graduate and/or Better<br /> | -Education: [[Graduation|High School Graduate]] and/or [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Better]]<br /> | ||
-NOT A Smoker<br /> | -NOT A [[tobacky|Smoker]]<br /> | ||
-Carefree/Light-Hearted<br /> | -Carefree/[[Random-access humor|Light-Hearted]]<br /> | ||
-Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not Ditzy)<br /> | -Moderate to Very Intelligent/Smart (Not [[Slow-in-the-minds|Ditzy]])<br /> | ||
-Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem<br /> | -Talkative/Outgoing/Not Shy/Good Self-Esteem<br /> | ||
-Slim to Average body type (under 170 lbs)<br /> | -Slim to Average body type ([[obesity|under 170 lbs]])<br /> | ||
-Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches<br /> | -Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches<br /> | ||
-Brunette or Blonde hair<br /> | -Brunette or Blonde hair<br /> | ||
-B-Cup size minimum<br /> | -B-Cup size minimum<br /> | ||
-Clean<br /> | -[[Chris and health#Hygiene|Clean]]<br /> | ||
-Casual<br /> | -[[Chris and fashion|Casual]]<br /> | ||
-Not Crazy or Abusive<br /> | -Not [[borb|Crazy]] or [[Abusive Babysitter|Abusive]]<br /> | ||
-Make-Up Optional<br /> | -[[Tomgirl Pictures|Make-Up]] Optional<br /> | ||
-Well-Informed to Expert in sex | -[[Chris and sex|Well-Informed to Expert in sex]] | ||
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[[Category:Facebook]] | [[Category:Facebook]] | ||
Latest revision as of 09:49, 16 June 2021
The following are series of Facebook posts Chris posted from 20 January 2008 (his first Facebook post and probably the month he created his account, having been one of the last to abandon MySpace as a social site) to 6 September 2011, before Chris started posting often on Facebook about four months later.
Summary
- 20 January 2008 - Chris posted his first Facebook post, complaining about the cyber bullies. On the same day, Chris complains about the common question "Do I know you?".
- 24 January 2008 - Chris complains about how shy he is.
- 6 September 2011 - Chris posts about the qualities Chris looks for in a woman.
Posts by Chris
I am a good man
Chris posts his first Facebook post, complaining about the cyber bullies and wants people to help him.
| Sunday, 20 January 2008 at 5:57pm
There are some cyber bullies who have taken my words and feelings out of context, and twisted them into meaningless mockery. Please do not believe those terrible rumors; I am a good man who needs a female sweetheart to soothe my pains from loneliness, stress of social influences, and heart-aches. Please help me, so I can help you one day. |
The Common Question, "Do I know you?"
Chris posts another post, complaining about the common question "Do I know you?".
| Sunday, 20 January 2008 at 9:49pm
When a person asks you, "Do I know you?", it brings up a greater answer. "I'm not a mind-reader, so I can't tell you how well you know me." The question is dumb in itself; no one is able to answer it. Because no one can read their mind and answer it with full confidence. |
Man I am SOOO SHY. "How Shy are you?" I am SOOO SHY, that...
Chris complains about how shy he is in the Alderman Library.
| Thursday, 24 January 2008 at 4:48pm
Today, Jan. 24, 2008, I was at the Alderman Library. I was playing Sudoku on my PSP, and I was listening in on this conversation between a couple of cute ladies just to my right. I've enjoyed just listening to them talk about their things; I will not devulge any details, because I am the man who will keep a secret (Plus, I don't know ALL the details). Anyway, after one of the two left, the gal that stayed sittin' next to me, talked on her cell in what sounded like Dutch or German. IT WAS THE PERFECT OPENING for a conversation towards making a new gal-pal. I had it in my head, "Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear your chat on your phone, but was that Dutch or German you were speaking?" I HAD THE NERVE SET UP, I was raring to say it, but when I started to say it, the tension and my shyness and my autism choked me, literally; I couldn't even open my mouth to say anything. And she left. I am kicking myself now. Anyway, THAT IS HOW SHY I AM; I am so shy, that I JUST FREEZE OR CHOKE upon starting to talk to a new girl I don't know yet. |
What I am looking for in a woman
(Note: Bob died later that day.)
After a three year hiatus, Chris posts on Facebook about the qualities he looks for in a woman.
| Tuesday, 6 September 2011 at 1:23am
**Must Meet In-Person First and Upfront (NO Online/Phone/Mail Contact Acceptable beforehand. Must be Referred to me by my Real Friend(s) or Family). -21 to 29-years old |