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Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris. He was played by Clyde Cash

Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)

“	I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.	”
Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well.


Jay Z
What Chris probably thought his lawyer looked like.
Information
Name	Shawn Corey Carter James Zylberstein^[1]
Date of Birth	4 December 1969 (age 54)
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Race	Black
Occupation	Rapper Lawyer

Shawn Corey Carter (born 4 December 1969), known as Jay Z, is an American rapper.

In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named James Zylberstein,^[1] which was used to persuade Chris to change the names of the real-life people used in Sonichu, most notably with "Mary Lee Walsh" becoming "Slaweel Ryam". Despite this, some future real-life characters, such as Jason Kendrick Howell, still used their real names.

Jay's emails with Chris were posted on PVCC, including one email where Chris 'pretty much explained everything he's ripped off'. Unfortunately, Jay Z did not save these emails, nor did any of the PVCC members, so they are now completely lost to time. Former CWCki admin Champthom described these emails as 'hilarious stuff'^[2].

References

↑ ^1.0 ^1.1 Gregg Mays E-mails
↑ Talk:Jay Z

Gregg Mays:	Nintendo:
Miyamoto Saga
The Players People: Chris • Gregg Mays (Jason Kendrick Howell • Clyde Cash) • Shigeru Miyamoto • Reggie Fils-Aimé • Takashi Tezuka • Jay Z
E-mails: Gregg Mays E-mails • Miyamoto E-mails • Reggie E-mails
Calling Gregg Out I am STRAIGHT I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!!	CWC to Mr. Miyamoto The Sonichu Chronicles Chris vs. Nintendo of America Apology to Nintendo Nintendo's official response
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash,

People

v • d • e Family

Immediate family	Christian Weston Chandler • Bob Chandler • Barbara Chandler

Pets	Patti • Chandler Cats • Clover and Snoopy

Other	Anne Boleyn • Aunt Corrina • Aunt Harriet • Cole Smithey • Daniel Weston • Savannah Chandler • Uncle Tom • Minor Family Members • Chandler family tree

v • d • e Acquaintances

Hobbies	Joseph Herring • Daniel Mimms / Lucas • Pokémon League friends • Midnight Moonflower • Molly the Medium

Desired acquaintanceships	Caitlin • Lindsay Kaye

Collaborators (creators Chris promoted)	Bryanfrogboy • ChuuChuuRocket • Don Lashomb • Praetor

Women (cut ties with Chris)	Megan Schroeder • The Wallflower • DoopieDoOver • Fiona

Gal-pals	Natasha Turner • Sarah Nicole Hammer • Laura Beth Dorazio • Kellie Andes • Tiffany Gowen

Staff	Rocky Shoemaker • Virginia Jeanine Sanford

Defense lawyers	David Heilberg • Rob Bell

Prostitutes	Mia Hamm

v • d • e Enablers

White knights	Anna McLerran • The Pinch • CWCProtectSquad (Tings Tingz) • Guard Dogs (Null • The Captain) • Watchmen (Kyle • Naught • MKRNightVee • Owls • The WCT • Val) • Otaku King

Fans	Caleb and Lily • Clare Porter • DStecks • Eels and the Egg-man • Helena Fiorenza • Kai • Karen Riley • Kenneth Engelhardt • Michael Afghani • Sonichu Girls

v • d • e Christubers and Interviewers

Christubers	Copitz • Dillin Thomas • Geno Samuel • GiBi • PewDiePie • The Sergeant at Arms • Xleepy

Interviewers	Arthur Spatchcock • Ethan Ralph • Joseph Draft • Keffals • Noah

v • d • e Trolls

Fantasy enablers	Idea Guys • Teen Troon Squad • Ben Saint • Jacob Sockness • Larry Vaughn

Catfishers (Internet/phone only)	Blanca Weiss • Ivy • Jackie • Jessica Quinn • Julie • Lori Lopez • PandaHalo • Sarah Jackson

Catfishers (met with Chris)	Catherine • Emily • Faeryn • Hanna • Kacey

Trolls (internet-only)	The Asperpedia Four • Bryan Bash • Clyde Cash • Desiree Delightful • Evan • Ignatius J. Reilly • Jack Thaddeus • Jeff Ouzuo • Johan • Liquid Chris • Lordsillynipples • Regina Novakova • Sam and Ellen • Sarah May • Surfshack Tito • Sydney Kirsch • Thetan • Thorg • Vivian Gee

Trolls (internet-only, impersonating celebrities)	BILLY MAYS • Jay Z • Jimmy Hill • Reggie Fils-Aimé • Shigeru Miyamoto • Takashi Tezuka • Vanessa Hudgens

Trolls (met with Chris)	Cousin Al • Joshua Martinez • Kim Wilson • Magical Man • Man in the Pickle Suit • Robert Simmons V

Allies	Jason Kendrick Howell / Kathleen

A-logs	Anthony Logatto • Bella Janke • LadyOfTheCosmo • Michael Hirtes

v • d • e Perceived enemies

Staff	Betty Hoover • CADD Chef • Mary Lee Walsh

Jerkops	Bagget • Jerkhief

Manajerks	B-Manajerk • "Lady" Manajerk • Merried Seinor Comic • Michael Snyder • ScotPalazzo • Turdijerk • W-M-Manajerk • Yellow-Shirted Foe

Other	Abusive babysitter • Adam Stackhouse • Bruce Johnson • Mr. Smith • Opuscon789 • Pmurt • Wes Iseli

v • d • e Imaginary/Inanimate

Imaginary friends	Andrew Blaze • Crystal Weston Chandler • Cryzel, Magi-Chan, Mewtwo, and Sylvana • Lainchu • Lovely Weather • Meg Griffin • Reginald Chandler • Val

Inanimate objects	Clown Doll • Kimmi • Naru • Officer Nasty

v • d • e Media personalities

In media	Barack Obama • Britney Spears • DRWolf • Emgo316 • George Bush • ILoveKPALot • Joe Biden • John Tesh • Kamala Harris • My Little Pony voice actresses • Miscellaneous celebrities • Nowacking • R.L. Stine • Red Skelton • ProjectSNT • TF2 Analysis • Uri Geller

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-[[Image:Jay-z-400a060107.jpg|right|thumb|What [[Chris]] thought his lawyer looked like...]]
+{{stub}}
-{{quote|[[Christian Weston Chandler|I've]] got [[Autism|9]][[Obesity|9]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|p]][[Encyclopedia Dramatica|r]][[ShecameforCWC.JPG|o]][[Stress|b]][[Aunt Corrina|l]][[Patti Chandler|e]][[Asperchu|m]][[Trolls|s]] but a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|bitch]] [[Virgin with rage|ain't]] [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|one]].|Jay Z, explaining the situation.}}
+{{Troll|He was played by [[Clyde Cash]]}}
-'''James Zylberstien''', aka '''Jay Z''', was Chris's lawyer friend from [[Nintendo]]. Quit due to [[stress]] from project [[Sonichu Alpha]] and now works for [[HEXBox|Microsoft]]. His major achievement (or fail depending on which way you look at it) was to encourage Chris to [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|change the names of his real-life characters]] so when the [[Sonichu Adventure|videogame]] was made they couldn't sue.
+{{quote|[[Christian Weston Chandler|I've]] got [[Chris and...|99 problems]] but a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|bitch]] [[Virgin with rage|ain't one]].|Jay Z, summing up Chris pretty well.}}
-While there is certainly some humor in Chris' feeble attempts to rename the characters despite having the creative capabilities of an old sock, many [[trolls]] feel that one of the greatest sources of humor was seeing Chris's pathetic attempts to slander real people who he thinks had "wronged" him in the past. While Chris has largely kept changes made to characters' names due to Jay Z's influence, later enemies were still often referred to by their real names. This is most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where [[Jack Thaddeus]], [[Evan George]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], Sean Wately, and [[Asperpedia|Mao]] are all referred to by name. As well [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is identified by name, but his sequence was part of an earlier preview where he was already called by name. In all likelihood, even though Chris remembers to call [[Mary Lee Walsh]] "Slaweel Ryam" he doesn't remember Jay Z's legal warnings, and is more interested in slandering his opponents than anything else.
+{{infobox
+|title = Jay Z
+|image = [[Image:Jay-z-400a060107.jpg|200px|center]]
+|caption= What [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] probably thought his lawyer looked like.
+|header1  = Information
+|label1   = Name
+|data1    = Shawn Corey Carter<br>James Zylberstein<ref name = james>[[Gregg Mays E-mails]]</ref>
+|label2   = Date of Birth
+|data2    = 4 December 1969 (age {{age|1969|12|4}})
+|label4   = Gender
+|data4    = Male
+|label5   = Nationality
+|data5    = American
+|label6   = [[Chris and race|Race]]
+|data6    = [[Niggos|Black]]
+|label7   = Occupation
+|data7    = Rapper<br>Lawyer
+}}
+'''Shawn Corey Carter''' (born 4 December 1969), known as '''Jay Z''', is an American rapper.
+In 2009, a troll used Carter's pseudonym as a nickname for a lawyer persona named '''James Zylberstein''',<ref name = james/> which was used to persuade [[Chris]] to change the names of the real-life people used in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', most notably with [[Mary Lee Walsh|"Mary Lee Walsh" becoming "Slaweel Ryam"]]. Despite this, some future real-life characters, such as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], still used their real names.
+Jay's emails with Chris were posted on [[PVCC]], including one email where Chris 'pretty much explained everything he's ripped off'. Unfortunately, Jay Z did not save these emails, nor did any of the PVCC members, so they are now completely lost to time. Former [[CWCki]] admin [[Champthom]] described these emails as 'hilarious stuff'<ref>[[Talk:Jay Z]]</ref>.
+{{clear}}
+{{References}}
+{{MiyamotoSaga}}
 {{People}}
 {{DEFAULTSORT:Z, Jay}}
 [[Category:Trolls]]
-[[Category: Miyamoto Saga]]
+[[Category:Miyamoto Saga]]

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