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! colspan="2" |''Sonichu: The Animated Series''
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| '''Created by'''
|Cory J. Beck
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|'''Seasons'''
|2
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|'''Episodes'''
|12
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|'''Original Run'''
|3 November 2009 – 21 March 2010
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'''''Sonichu: The Animated Series''''' was an animated series created by Spazkid as a [[parody]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only one, which was split up into two parts.


==Spazkid==
Spazkid created ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' with friends. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. He was also a judge for the [[SingStar Challenge]], due to being selected by [[Liquid]].


''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' is a series of animations created by Spazkid. Basically, the animation was made to make a mockery out of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and parody his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] and misadventures. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only two. An archive of the series can be found [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary/videos here]. The full series has also been uploaded [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw here]
He ended the series once his interest in Chris dropped off, but the show's abandonment was also influenced by constant drama with voice actors and writers. In one episode of a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that another reason why he abruptly stopped the series was because he felt that Chris's life had become more depressing to the point where Spazkid starting feeling bad for him, especially when he found out about Chris's [[Transgender|tomgirl]] transformation and the death of [[Bob]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series, but he wants them to let it die.


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{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.<ref>https://youtu.be/PXdpSksFBok?t=878</ref>}}  
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==Spazkid==
Despite him feeling some remorse for creating The Animated Series, Spazkid doesn't hesitate to call Chris a retard and despicable human being.


Born on September 7, 1990, Cory J. Beck, known by his online handles ChainReacti0n, Spazkid, Spazkid12, SpazkidXD and Spazkidin3D, created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends he had on his Skype account. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion.  
==The Animated Series==
Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series centers around the misadventures of Chris. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second having one episode split into two parts. The series mocks Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu, who loves and adores his "father"... [[homos|maybe a little too much]].


Cory ended the series after not having any more interest in Chris, topped with constant dramas/slap fights he had with voice actors and writers of the flash cartoon. One person in particular he had constant battles with was [https://redfeather.newgrounds.com/ the voice of Sonichu and Rosechu.]
Since the series is a mashup of Chris's real-life adventures and his comics, many plot elements are taken from both Christorical [[sagas]] and the ''Sonichu'' comic. These events are usually heavily exaggerated for comedic effect. Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.  


Nowadays, Cory draws [[pornography]], does little podcasts with his animator friends and is currently working on a game. In one episode of a podcast he lent his voice to, he talked about Chris and the animated series.
The series was animated in [[Wikipedia:MS Paint|MS Paint]], with the style being reminiscent of [[Wikipedia:The Ren & Stimpy Show|''Ren & Stimpy'']] in that the characters are often drawn as more grotesque than they already are. It is also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to how Chris's characters [[Chris and art|never look the same in any drawings he does]]. Animation wise, the show is often crude and simplistic for both comedic effect and in order to save time in creating episodes.


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[[Liquid Chris]] also contributed to the series, providing the voice of Chris in some episodes since he was at the time one of the few people who could imitate Chris perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, it was either Spazkid or [[CWCki]] editor [[User:PhinnyCupcakes|PhinnyCupcakes]]. In some instances, audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]," "[[I am STRAIGHT#Part 2|I am STRAIGHT]]" and "[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]" were used.
| name          = Spazkid Talks About S:TAS
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|PXdpSksFBok}}
| subject        = }}


Skip to 11:23 to hear Cory talk about Chris.
Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it.<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>


==Discovering Chris Chan==
==Characters==
[[File:Sonichu_TAS_Cast_Collage.jpg|thumb|The cast of Sonichu TAS]]
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes.
*'''Christian Weston Chandler''' - A 27-year-old (at the time the series started) "[[virgin with rage]]" who is the mayor of CWCville. He is very [[naive]], believing that CWCville is an ideal place to live and that he is loved by its citizens. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series. He appears in all but one episode. He is voice acted by [[Liquid Chris]] in some episodes.
*'''[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]''' - Chris's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend. He has a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind. He appears in all but one episode.
*'''[[Rosechu]]''' - the possible "daughter" of Chris and girlfriend of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is regularly beaten (and usually by Sonichu). She appears in almost every episode.
*'''[[Mary Lee Walsh]]''' - The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch who has a devil tail and horns. In contrast to her appearance, Mary has a manly and raspy Brooklyn accent. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She becomes Chris's rival in the mayoral elections.
*'''[[Count Graduon]]''' - Mary's superior and talking staff. Despite his authority, he is subject to Mary's abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him. Graduon is destroyed by Mary in episode 10, although he makes a brief cameo in episode 11.
*'''[[Magi-Chan]]''' In Season 1, he is depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's disguise. In Season 2, he is a gay mad-scientist. Magi Chan develops a major role in the finale, sending Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''[[Allison Amber]]''' - Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not fond of her employer, due to the sexual harassment she suffers under him. Her duties include wiping Chris when he [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|craps himself from stress]], cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10.


When Spazkid first discovered Chris in 2007, he, like many others at the beginning, thought Chris was a troll and all his shenanigans were just an act. But when he eventually discovered that he was legit, he was fascinated and went along with the whole trolling biz for four years by creating the animated series. It should be noted that thanks to the series, its pretty much how he got his start and earn a huge following, with his channel having over 500000 subscribers.
===Minor===
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''[[Jerkop]]''' - Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''[[Angelica Rosechu]]''' - Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her <s> corpse</s> unconscious body being dragged off by Punchy so he can have sex with her.
*'''[[Bubbles Rosechu]]''' - Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''[[Punchy Sonichu]]''' - Only appears in episode 8. At the beach, he ogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as an Asian [[Chris_and_race#Asians|stereotype]].
*'''[[Wild Sonichu]]''' - Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''[[Bionic]]''' - Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then running off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and sexually assaults Magi Chan.
*'''[[Silvana]]''' - Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''[[Black Sonichu]]/Blake''' - Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with Silvana, who is disguised as Bubbles, and is kicked high in the air after learning the truth.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' - Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|craps]] on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''[[Beel]]''' - Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4-cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]]''' - Only in episode 7. Head of the 4-cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by dark forces.


==The Animated Series==
===Notable Mentions===
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' - Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house. She wields Yu-Gi-Oh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, ogling over a muscular Chris and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free girlfriend before Chris wakes up.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' - Bionic's girlfriend. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]''' - is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]''' and '''[[Layla]]''' - only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of them, referring to Ivy as the "incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]''' - He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]''' - Appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]''' - Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.
*'''[[Man in the pickle suit]]''' - Appears extremely briefly, as in a split second and then never mentioned again.
*'''[[Bob]] and [[Barb]]''' - Appear for a few frames in episode 11 depicted as the internet lumberjack and Snorlax, respectively.
 
===Celebrities===
*'''Ray Charles''' - Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Sean Connery''' - Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Patrick Stewart''' - Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln''' - Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln manages to convince her of the truth because he's Lincoln.
*'''[[BILLY MAYS]]''' - Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris in the mayoral race. BILLY MAYS is loved by the town, but loses to Soulja Boy. After the conclusion of the election, BILLY ascends to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky."
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.
*'''Kanye West''' - Only appears in episode 10. He interrupts Soulja Boy during his acceptance speech as mayor, referencing his real-life interruption of Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA Awards.


Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series intro is all about Chris-Chan, mentioning his role, his 'china quest', Mary Lee Walsh, the Chaotic Combo, his navy consumption, his hatred of Blacks and Homos, the 'boyfriend-free' girl, and his attraction sign.
==Theme Song==
Just like Chris's comics and the animated series itself, the theme song of the show has nothing to do with Sonichu and instead entirely focuses on Chris's eccentric and deplorable behavior.


Sonichu is only mentioned twice in the intro-once in the beginning, and once in the end.
{{Quote|SON-III-CHUUUUU AH!


The series centers around the misadventures of Chris Chan and Sonichu with each episode being around 1 minute to 6 minutes long. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second one only one. The series was a way to make a mockery out of Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu- who loves and adores his "father"..[[homos|maybe a little too much]]
Fuckhead Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville


Since the series is a mashup of both Chris real-life adventures and his comics, a lot of plot elements are incredibly exaggerated version of some sagas and his comics or at the least, reference to them, such as in one episode when a ninja came and stole Chris medallion and shove it up his own ass is an obvious reference to the [[BlueSpike]] saga, or Chris masturbating in a [[Fapcup|cup]] while watching Transformers and then drinking it, mentioning how his navy will be preserved to make Crystal (which he actually believed). Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, [[Jimmy Hill]], [[Megan]], etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.
He's got a lot of things to do, GOT A LOT OF CHINA TO STEEAAAL!


The animation was animated in MS paint, with the style being kinda reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy in a way to make the characters look more grotesque than they already are. It's also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to Chris's inconsistent drawing styles- how he nor his characters never look the same in any drawings he does, and some of the characters are drawn differently than other panels.
Mary Lee Walsh is always waiting to ruin his fun


With the Chaotic Combo at his side, the day is always won


It should also be known that [[Liquid Chris]] himself joined along and provided the voice of Chris Chan in some episodes mostly since he was at the time one the few people who could imitate Chris Chan perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, the others time, it was Spazkid himself- or what appears to be audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as the singing to "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend", and the line "boobies...mmmm, gorgeous"
WELL CUM 2 CWCVILLE, WE INVITE YOU TO SWALLOW SOME SPERM!


CHRIS IS STRAIGHT WE GUARENTEE!


==Characters==
There are no girls allowed. . . UNLESS YOU'RE BOYFRIEND FREE!
===Major===
These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes, some more than others.
*'''Chris Chan'''- The mayor of CWCVille that nobody in town likes. A (at the time the series started) 27-year-old " virgin with rage" who is very naive and gets angry easily. Most of his plots in the series are based on his real-life events or based on plots in the comic. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job and tries to give Chris advice on how to run the town, to which he ignores all of it, thinking CWCVille is being run well and the citizens love him-neither of which are true. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series, such as being sexually assaulted by a Jerkop, being talked back to by Allison, having bricks thrown at him and booed at his concert, and so on. He appears in all but one episode. His voice was provided by the [[Liquid_Chris|TRUE and HONEST man himself]].
*'''Sonichu'''- Chris Chan's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend/possible husband. He loves and adores Chris Chan, having a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind.He appears in all but one episode.
*'''Rosechu'''- the possible "daughter" of Chris Chan and girlfriend/possible wife of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is usually beaten/killed in each episode-usually by Sonichu. She appears in almost every episode.
*'''Mary Lee Walsh'''- The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. At one point she is Chris's rival in the mayoral elections, losing to Billy Mays. She first seeks revenge on Chris presumably after he beats up her video-game self in Soul Caliber III. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch with a manly raspy, Brooklyn accent voice and a devil tail and horns. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She solicits sexual favors in order to gain votes in the election. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff [[china|up herself]]. She is revealed in one episode to have a fetish for people shoving things up their butts.
*'''Count Graduon'''. Mary's superior and talking staff. Even though he gives her orders, he is subject to her abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him or he annoys her.
*'''Magi-Chan''' Develops a major role in the finale. Originally in Season 1, he was depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's trick. In Season 2, he has a more mad-scientist personality with [[homos|obvious undertones]]. He sends Chris into his own body via the [[duck]] to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
*'''Allison Amber'''-Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not very fond of Chris either. In the comics, she is happy to have left a high-paying job as a movie star to become the secretary for Mayor Chris Chan, where he overworks her and presumably does not pay her real money. He also makes her do most of the work while he bums around town looking for sex and beating up innocent people. In the animated series, her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She tries to advise him and inform him the citizens hate him, but he blissfully ignores her and believes the town to love him and his [[random-access humor|humor]]. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10. In the comics, she is said to have an "ugh...boyfriend", but in the series her relationship status is never mentioned. She is also sexually harassed at work when Chris becomes thirsty and implies she needs to fill his cup with her boob-milk (poking at her chest with his empty glass), but she refuses.


===Minor===
HE DOESN'T LIKE THE BLACKIES, AND GOD SAYS GAYS SHOULD DIE,  
These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.
*'''Jerkop'''- Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
*'''Angelica Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her "unconscious" body being dragged off for Punchy to have sex with. She dies from said harpoon to the head.
*'''Bubbles Rosechu'''-Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
*'''Punchy Sonichu'''-Only appears in episode 8. On the beach, he oogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as a [[Chris_and_race#Asians|Stereotype]],
*'''Wild Sonichu'''-Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
*'''Bionic''' Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then mocks him for a while, bragging about his sex life, then runs off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and ends up sexually assaulting Magi Chan.
*'''Silvana''' Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
*'''Black Sonichu/Blake''' Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with a disguised Silvana as Bubbles, but is kicked high in the air after the revelation.
*'''Nintendo Executives''' Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
*'''Beel''' Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4cent garbage building. He has a [[homos|stereotypical voice]] and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
*'''Jason'''Only in episode 7. Head of the 4cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by the dark forces.


===Notable Mentions===
AND IF YOU SEE HIM SITTING AT A TABLE, WELL YOU BETTER READ HIS SIGN!
The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga
*'''[[Megan]]''' Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house- freeing Megan from the mirror. She wields YuGiOh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, oggling over a handsome, muscular Chris, and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free Girlfriend, and ready to sexually please him. However, Chris wakes up to realize that was all a dream.
*'''[[Megagi La Skunk]]''' Created by Megan. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache. She has a feminine appearance, but a manly voice.
*'''[[Jimmy Hill]]'''-is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
*'''[[Ivy]]'''-only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Layla, referring to her as the "incident"
*'''[[Layla]]'''-only seen in a drawing in episode 9. Chris touches a picture of her and Ivy, Chris referring to her creator as "the incident"
*'''[[B-Manajerk]]'''- He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream. Non-Speaking role.
*'''[[Jiggliami]]'''- appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
*'''[[DJ Jamsta]]'''- Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.


===Celebrities===
SON-I-CHU!|''Sonichu: The Animated Series'' theme song}}
*'''Sean Connery'''-Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
*'''Billy Mays'''-Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris to run in the mayoral race. Billy Mays is loved by the town, but ultimately he withdraws from the race in order to ascend to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky". He also makes an appearance in the comics.
*'''Patrick Stewart'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
*'''Abraham Lincoln'''-Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln appears to convince her as well, backing up his claim by stating he is Abe Lincoln, to which Bubbles says she cannot argue with those statistics.
*'''Ray Charles'''-Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
*'''Shigeru Miyamoto'''-Presumably the Nintendo executive in Episode 3. He turns down Chris's idea for a video game, then craps on his face, giving Chris salmonella.
*'''Soulja Boy''' - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.


==Episode Synopses==
==Episode Synopses==
===Episode 1===
===Episode 1===
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%." The scene cuts to the home of Sonichu and Rosechu as they discuss the rigorous anal sex they just had (for 4 hours as the narrator says).  Sonichu suggests a trip to visit his father (Chris), and Rosechu makes a mention to Episode 17, to which she accidentally refers to it as Issue 17. Sonichu smacks her and corrects her harshly. The next scene shows Sonichu and a beat up Rosechu walking outside, where they run into Blake/Black Sonichu ([[Niggos|shortly being depicted as a chimp]]), who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and he get into a verbal argument, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop appears to stop their love, and Sonichu is horrified by this, screaming "Oh no, it's a Jerkop!... a BLACK one!"
Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "[[Virginia is for Virgins|the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%"]]. After 4 hours of anal sex, Sonichu and Rosechu walk to meet chris Chris and run into Blake, who is publicly having sex with a [[Officer Nasty|blowup doll]]. Sonichu and him get into a spat, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop ('''[[niggos|a black one!]]''') appears to stop their intimacy.


The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped if Megan will be freed from the mirror and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found.
The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped, if Megan will be freed from the mirror, and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found. The first and second conflicts are resolved later on in the series, and the third is a nod to Dragon Ball Z, never further elaborated on past the joke. This end format is pulled straight from DBZ itself and most of the first few episodes end with rhetorical questions which are never answered.


===Episode 2===
===Episode 2===
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu in fighting stances, ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in to take the glory, opting to use his Sonichu medallion to transform and fight (which is depicted as being Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat on). Ultimately, the Jerkop sexually assaults Chris, then pees on him. Chris is shown laying facedown covered in urine, declaring "all in a day's work!". Sonichu is proud of his father as he beats off his [[Duck]] over Rosechu. The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]] as Sonichu sits next to him. Chris is angry that his sexist and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:
The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him [[Chris and race|KFC]]. Chris steps in and uses his Sonichu medallion to transform into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] (depicted as Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat) and fight. Chris is raped and urinated on (''censored cuz of YouTube'', of course). The aftermath shows Chris laying facedown covered in filth, declaring "all in a day's work!" The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|straw]] and [[Attraction Sign|sign]]. Chris is angry that his profane and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:


{{quote|Hey there Girls,
{{quote|Hey there Girls,
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis.
No Darkies ): <
No Darkies >:(
| Chris's sign}}
| Chris's sign}}


Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." Rosechu walks in (with a boner). Rosechu and Sonichu playfully jab at one another, but when Rosechu lightly nudges him, Sonichu snaps and beats the crap out of her while Chris stands. Rosechu lies crippled and bloodied, while Chris shrugs this off and starts to leave. A ninja suddenly appears, grabs Chris's medallion, and shoves it up his ass, much to Chris' chagrin.
Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." As Chris starts to leave, a ninja suddenly appears and grabs Chris's medallion, stealing it by shoving it up his ass.
 
The narrator closes by asking if Chris-chan will ever get his medallion back, if Rosechu will ever press charges against Sonichu for his abuse, and if Chris will ever touch real china.


===Episode 3===
===Episode 3===
After a recap of the last episode, the episode opens with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris, which is censored because of the YouTube Community Guidelines, much to the narrator's frustration. As the two guys comment about the events, Chris says that it would be great if the events were a game. Sonichu encourages him to go to Nintendo with the idea, and the two make out. Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella. Sonichu declares they are in a pickle, while Pickley, one of Sonichu's apparitions, cries "oh, Sonichu!". The two laugh for a second, then Sonichu snaps once more, then rabidly consumes the pickle in his mouth while the Pickley cries out to stop.
After a recap of the last episode, the episode 3 kicks things off with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. Chris exclaims it would be great if an orgy like that were a game. With encouragement from Sonichu, Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella.


===Episode 4===
===Episode 4===
The title is quickly referred to "Chris-Chan Saves The Planet", before being quickly scrapped. In the recap, the narrator says nothing happened, and confusedly mentions a [[Man in the Pickle Suit|guy in a pickle suit]] before saying the story sucked. Chris Chan is in his room playing Guitar Hero with no shirt on. Chris declares how the song was easy and talks about how thanks to Sonichu fans, he acquired a gift card to GameStop, with the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. Sonichu, butt-fisting a random goat, declares how he is proud of his father while the goat craps on him. Caveman Chris goes to the internet to check on his fans and pulls up the Animated Series out of the twenty-five hundred Youtube results on his name. After finding episode 2 of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself, calling out to Miss Allison to come and wipe his ass. Allison is annoyed and horrified to do so as Chris instructs her to clean under the pickle as well. Allison mutters to herself how much she hates her job.
Episode 4, "Chris Chan Saves the Planet (Not Really)" begins with an attempt at a recap of the last episode before cutting to Chris in his room playing Guitar Hero. Chris thanks Sonichu fans for helping him win a [[GameStop]] gift card and how he now has the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. He goes on the internet to check on his fans. Watching an episode of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself. Chris then checks on his [[LittleBigPlanet]] level and finds that he is at the bottom of the ratings.
 
Chris then checks on his Little Big Planet level, only to find he is at the bottom of the ratings, cutting to Chris looking like Charlie Brown and declaring "good grief", followed by a laugh track. Rosechu tries to tell him that [[Jimmy Hill]] put tons of effort into their levels but is then mercilessly abused by Sonichu, being beaten with a metal bat, a dryer, a chainsaw, lemon juice, a dryer again, another chainsaw, and more lemon juice. Mary Lee Walsh then breaks into the house via the window, declaring that though he beat her up in Soul Calibur 3, he couldn't do it IRL. Chris-Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river, with the dramatic music. The scene then cuts to Mary Lee Walsh, crying out "my one weakness!", and melts for some reason. Sonichu says he's glad that's over with, and goes back to butt-fisting the goat. The gory pile that is Rosechu tries to talk but is again beaten by Sonichu in the earlier fashion. Chris and Sonichu laugh, but Mary Lee Walsh, before she fully melts, presses a button that sets off a charger that was under the house, breaking the glass of the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in, freeing her. She declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.


The narrator ends with the questions of Megan defeating her captor if Jimmy Hill will assert his righteousness, and asking who will clean up the mess on the floor (meaning Rosechu's gory pile)
Mary Lee Walsh makes her first appearance in the animated series, breaking into the house via the window and declaring that though he beat her up in [[Soul Calibur|Soulcalibur 3]], he can't do it IRL. Chris Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river with dramatic backing music. That scene cuts to Mary Lee Walsh again, who begins to melt for some reason. Before she is completely dissolved, Mary presses a button that sets off a charger beneath the house. The explosion breaks the glass the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in and frees her. Megan declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.


===Episode 5===
===Episode 5===
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her and leaving her face a bloodied mess, as he delivers a cheap one-liner. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic responds with a slightly sarcastic comment about sucking his girlfriend's dick, while Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears (with a boyish appearance and voice, hinting s/he may be a transwoman). Bionic declares he must go "tend to the beast" and leaves Chris.
The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic tells him he has been sucking his girlfriend's dick. Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears, and Bionic leaves to "tend to the beast."


The scene cuts to PVCC where Mary is reading while Graduon yells at her. He asks why the Chaotic Combo have not been stopped, and why Chris is still mayor. To shut him up, Mary shoves the staff up her china while Graduon pleads. The ninja from episode 2 appears. Mary asks if he has ahold of the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass, she asks if he recorded the incident, to which the ninja says he did not do. Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure, and fires crabs from her china at the ninja, who screams in agony. Mary then yells for her minion to get bug spray for the china.
Meanwhile, at the PVCC, The ninja from episode 2 appears and Mary asks if he has acquired Chris's the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass but did not record it, Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure. She fires crabs from her vagina at the ninja, who screams in agony.


The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].
The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]].
Then Rosechu's head randomly explodes.


===Episode 6===
===Episode 6===
The episode begins with a very muscular and 'attractive' Chris Chan beating up B-Manajerk, saying to never mess with a [[virgin with rage]] (his voice made deeper and manly). Megan swoons over Chris's strength, inhaling his Axe scent, and commenting on his twelve pack. She tells him that she's ready to be his boyfriend-free girlfriend and give him blowjobs. However, the real Chris wakes up, as the scene was all a dream. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris mopes with ice cream and laments to the pony over his sexual frustrations. The pony mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to start up a band. Sonichu offers to play percussion, then punches Rosechu (who was just standing there) over the fact that she's so pink. Wild Sonichu offers to play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard. A beat up Rosechu tries to say they aren't real instruments, only to be knocked  out with said washboard.
After a dream sequence in which he is muscular and drooled over by Megan, Chris wakes up. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of [[My Little Pony]] Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris laments his sexual frustration to the pony. Pinkie Pie mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to form one. Sonichu offers to play percussion, Wild says he can play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard.


The band starts to practice in a garage, audio from Chris's [[So Need A Cute Girl|Original Song]] is played. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. He then finds a random poster in a nearby pile of dog shit, declaring it a sign from God himself. God's hand and voice appear in the clouds, pointing out how Chris simply found a note in a pile of dog shit and that he did absolutely nothing to intervene, but Chris ignores this as the scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris is welcomed onstage to a less-than-enthused audience. One audience member makes a comment on how he is sucking himself off, and Chris yells at them to stay straight, then starts to perform. They are quickly booed, and Wild is hit with a brick. As more bricks fly to the stage, Chris mistakes their hatred for praise. He thanks everyone for their donations, and is smacked with a brick.
The band starts to practice in a garage, using audio from Chris's [[So Need a Cute Girl|Original Song]]. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. Finding a random poster in a nearby steaming pile of dog shit, Chris declares it a sign from God himself. The scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris walks on stage. Only a few seconds after they start their performance, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys are quickly booed; Wild receives a brick to the face. Chris thanks everyone for their donations and is hit by a brick.


===Episode 7===  
===Episode 7===  
The episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu (with a burly voice) about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy, and on "boobies...vaginas...mmmm, gorgeous". He describes how, much like it's explained in the comic, Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris makes the random note that Sonichu has a subscription to Playboy, as Chris does, so this automatically means he's straight- and trolls cannot say otherwise. He then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls). He begins to describe Rosechu "china" and ends up making a poor sketch of it, pointing out the labia.
The longest episode in the first season, episode 7 is based on Sonichu issue 8, episode 17. True to its influence, the episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy. He describes how- much like it's explained in the comic- Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls).  
 
The scene cuts to post-sex as Sonichu talks about a great safe-sex ("You know, for kids!"), then thanks a random Hispanic guy named Rico for the "coffee and Mexican sex". Rosechu calls him over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their rep as well as Chris's through muck. Sonichu starts to feel nauseous at the images, as Rosechu freaks out then grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and they TOTALLY won't photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.


Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild arrive to the 4Cent building. Sonichu asks Wild if he knows his missions, and Wild (animated to look like Snake from Metal Gear Solid) says he knows, taking a drag on multiple cigarettes at once, and that if he doesn't make it, he wants Sonichu to know something- that Sonichu's a homo. Wild then starts to make out with a box, which escalates into sex as a horrified Sonichu watches.
The episode mercifully skips the sex scene. After coitus, Rosechu calls Sonichu over to show him a [[4chan|Slanderous Website]] that drags their image and Chris's reputation through muck. An enraged Rosechu grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and nobody is going to photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.


Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. Sonichu doesn't like the place, and Rosechu comments how she likes how "the door matches the walls", causing Sonichu to punch her in the face. [[Beel]], with a flamboyant voice, is on the phone with an unknown individual making a gross comment involving Brad Pitt's feces, then notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "gf" have a meeting with Jason. Beel mentions how Jason mentioned two rodents wanting to visit him, but demands that Sonichu suck his pickle in order for them to advance. A horrified Rosechu pleads with Sonichu not to do it, but Sonichu mentions how its okay- Joseph taught forgiveness. On the elevator ride up, and angry Rosechu glares at Sonichu, who has some [[navy]] on his face. Rosechu angrily points this out to which he quickly licks part of it up. The pair arrives at Jason's floor. Jason introduces himself as a "20-year-old troll who only offers slanderous mockeries", then introduces his 17-year-old sex-slave that he has unprotected sex with. She happily greets the duo as Jason yells at her to shut up. He then shows a picture of committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall as he is taking a shit, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. All of these crimes horrify Sonichu, who says Joseph will not forgive Jason. He silences the pair, revealing that Chris's ED page will never be taken down, and the meeting is over. The scene is randomly interrupted by Ray Charles and backup singers singing "Hit The Road, Jack!". Midway through the song, Jason hits him with a rock, grunting a [[Niggos|racial epithet]]. Jason tells them to go, and Rosechu to "play with her pickle", as he throws a pickle to her, hitting her in the head. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]], before declaring "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!" in a DBZ-style Super Saiyan stance, before lunging on Jason. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches in horror. Rosechu snaps out of it, back to normal and fully clothed, with no memory of what had just occurred.  Sonichu brushes all of this off and asks if Rosechu wants to go out to shop and dine, to which she happily agrees.
Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. A flamboyantly voiced [[Beel]] notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "GF" have a meeting with Jason. Beel demands that Sonichu suck his dick in order for them to advance. On the elevator ride up, an upset Rosechu glares at a [[navy]]-glazed Sonichu. After the couple arrive at Jason's floor (apparently the CEO of 4cent), who is a 20-year-old troll with an underage sex slave. He shows the pair pictures of him committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall whilst shitting, and <s> streaking</s> jaywalking in a busy intersection. These crimes horrify Sonichu but he is silenced by Jason, who reveals that Chris's ED page will never be taken down. Jason throws a pickle at Rosechu, telling her to play with it. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into [[The Incredible Lioness]] before yelling, "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!!" and lunging at 4cent's CEO. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches the carnage. After Rosechu returns to normal, Sonichu asks her out, to which she happily agrees.


Jason lies there, face bloodied, saying how he should have died from the attack, but dark forces keep him alive. Then comments "What a show!" before the ending title card pops up
Jason survives Rosechu's attack due to dark forces which keep him alive, but he is never seen in the series afterwards.


===Episode 8===
===Episode 8===
The episode opens up with a shot of the house where all of the ''recolored'' Sonic characters await to surprise Rosechu for her 19th birthday. Bionic begins to anally rape Magi-Chan after he calls Bionic retarded, all while Angelica got a new shaver for Rosechu. Wild announces their arrival, telling everyone to hide. Sonichu and Rosechu outside, as she announces her birthday plans with a (((DEEP INHALE))) to Sonichu's liking. They enter the house, and are greeted with a "SURPRISE!" Sonichu and Blake begin laughing back and forth before the latter cuts it. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse (which are apparently retarded and dated now) and gives him a cupcake for what seems to be his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face before turning into a sandwich. The next day, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. DJ Jamsta informs everyone that Jiggliami will be performing a concert there, then after cutting the broadcast, orders some girls nearby to suck his balls. Blake arrives to kick sand in Rosechu's face, drawing her ire, but not before Bubbles shows up and breaks his arm as he writhes in pain.
Episode 8 is based off Sonichu issue 8 episode 18, including a parody of the beach scene and the inclusion of Silvana Rosechu. The episode opens up with the Chaotic combo throwing a surprise party for Rosechu's 19th birthday. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse and gives him a cupcake, as it's his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face.
 
In a brief interlude, an individual, who is presumed to be Spazkid, decides to segue into the next scene with a "silly picture" of Chris Chan. He snaps at those who did not think it was silly.


SIlvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake as he is leaving a local convenience store having bought condoms. "Bubbles" happily greets him, but Blake grows suspicious as it sounds like she has "barbed cock jammed down [her] throat." Silvana covers this up by saying she sucked off a dragon for bus fare. After five panels of "grotesque bum-sex," Blake comments how awesome she was, but not before she reveals she is Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean, leaving him for dead. Meanwhile, Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy Sonichu wants her for himself (mostly to poop on her face). He then pulls out a harpoon, shooting Angelica straight through the head, killing her. He then heads out to have sex with her corpse. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and gets ready to have sex with "him." Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is not real, however, she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her before going into a seizure. Suddenly, Abraham Lincoln is able to get it through to her head successfully. Sean Connery interrupts the affair announcing he is undefeated. Bubbles proceeds to summon Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise, launching Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo all cheer for Patrick.
The next morning, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. Silvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake. After "five panels of grotesque bum-sex," Blake comments how awesome she was, only for her to reveal that she was Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean. Meanwhile, a very [[China|"AZN AMARIKN"]] Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy shoots Angelica out of the sky with a harpoon gun, and Punchy exits to have poop sex with her body. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and prepares for sex with him. Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is a fake, but she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her out of the way. However, Abraham Lincoln is able to get through to her. Sean Connery reveals himself, declaring that he is unbeatable. Bubbles summons Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise and launches Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo cheer.


===Episode 9===
===Episode 9===


The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers Animated while enjoying a glass of Long Island Iced Tea. He suddenly jizzes into the cup and proceeds to drink it, all while his sperm suffer in agony. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from "their night of activities." Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|"the incident."]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager, Sarah. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar, much to Chris's shock. He then proceeds to record a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, and that he did not do anything overtly homosexual during his tenure there.
The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers, jizzing in a cup of Long Island Ice tea and recycling it. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from "their night of activities." Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from [[Ivy|"the incident."]] Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|gay bar]]. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out the truth and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar. The final scene is of Chris recording a [[Captain's Log]], reassuring his viewers that he is straight, having done nothing overtly homosexual during his tenure there, and that he is not "that [[Liquid Chris|brown-shirted imposter]]."


===Episode 10===
===Episode 10===
As Allison begins to complain about Chris' lack of mayoral duties, she accidentally walks in on Chris having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer of joining in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him, but not before someone throws a Molotov cocktail, setting the backdrop on fire. She suggests he rationalize with them, but treats them to a bout of [[random-access humor]] before being hit with a brick. BILLY MAYS then breaks into the building, declaring himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. After Allison calms down their heated argument about who gets the most china, Chris demands that there be no impeachment, to which Allison tries to snap some logic into him, declaring that is not how that works. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news from afar, and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election, the contenders being Chris, BILLY MAYS, and Walsh. BILLY MAYS interrupts her to give her a thumbs-up. The next day, everyone is trying to snag as many votes as they can. Chris Chan is creating hand-drawn posters with Crayola crayons and markers. Rosechu shows Sonichu a drawing she made of them, but is killed when Sonichu becomes Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star and splits her head open. Chris attempts to get the attention of a local civilian, but he declares he is going to vote for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris takes surprise to this and tasks Wild Sonichu with investigating. He finds that she is whoring herself out in exchange for votes. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it, saying her "vagina is tainted with evil... not to mention it's not a penis." Chris ultimately gives up. All the while, BILLY MAYS holds a rally nearby, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.
Allison begins to complain about Chris's lack of mayoral duties, and accidentally walks in on him having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer to join in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window of the office, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him. BILLY MAYS breaks into the building, proclaiming himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election- the candidates being Chris, BILLY, and Walsh. The next day, contenders vie for votes. Chris is creating hand-drawn posters and attempts to get the attention of a local civilian. The man says he is voting for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it. Meanwhile, BILLY MAYS holds a rally, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.


The next day, all the votes are tallied, and many STDs are contracted (most likely due to Walsh). Allison begins to announce the new mayor, but is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who declares his withdrawal from the race in order to ascend to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky as he is saluted by the public below. Soulja Boy is then declared the new mayor, but is interrupted by Kanye West in the same fashion as he did at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. Walsh finally snaps, frustrated that she did not win, threatening to kill everyone. Graduon attempts to calm her down by offering to buy her McDonalds, but his comments are mistaken for fat-shaming. In her blind rage, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in onto the ground below, releasing a destructive force that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is the created that flashes instances of the series all the way back to episode 1.
The next day, all the votes are tallied. Allison's announcement of Soulja Boy as the election winner is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who [[BILLY_MAYS#Death|ascends to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky.]] Frustrated that she did not win, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in, releasing a white light that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is created, and it flashes scenes from the series, ending the first season.


===Series Finale===
===Episode 11===


==Reason For Cancellation==
After drinking his [[semen|navy]], Chris experiences some sort of medical emergency and is taken to Magi-Chan who informs him that the only way to cure his woes is to clone and shrink himself so he can enter his own urethra. Inside Chris finds a peaceful society of sperm. Upon discovery, Chris is tried for mass murder (because of his recycling). In the trial, the sperm mock Chris and are ready to sentence him to death for destroying their chances of entering a woman. Before he can be executed, Magi-Chan interrupts remotely and in exchange for a pardon for Chris, teleports them to Lady Gaga's [[china]]. The sperm find African American sperm who perform  "Where the Womb at?" in a parody of DMX's "Where the hood at?" Back at Magi-Chan's office, Magi-Chan declares Chris's health has improved greatly, despite the original Chris exploding. The series ends with Chris throwing back another glass of navy.


Years later after the series ended abruptly, in a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that the reason why he stopped abruptly the series was because it became sadder the more Chris Chan went on and he starting feeling bad for him( as well that Chris wasn't relevant anymore), especially when he found out that Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]] died and later became a [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirl]], though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets lots of tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series only for him to say no and that they should just let it die.
==Reception and Impact==


{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}
The animated series was met with positive reception, with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris Chan. However, some trolls hated the show because they were worried it would bring more awareness to Chris due to its popularity. The YouTube video containing the entire series has over 800,000 views.


Despite him feeling remorse for his action toward Chris, he still doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.
The series served as an introduction to Chris for many. [[Midnight Moonflower]] – who would become an enabler of Chris – first learned of his existence through the series.


==Reception==
==References==
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The series was met with positive reception all over the internet with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris.
==External links==
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL16A8CF016BC676A8 Playlist of the first season.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2537D12307740BFD Playlist of the second season.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lQDKuc6rw Video containing the entire series.]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0pHC_W_8nk Original versions of the first two episodes.]
*[https://youtu.be/PXdpSksFBok?t=683 Spazkid's retrospective on the series.]


==Chris Chan Thoughts?==
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In an interview, when asked if Chris has seen the animated series, he replied by saying that he still hasn't seen it, though it can be assumed that when he eventually does, he will be incredibly upset about it, kinda like when he saw the Documentary of him.
[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]
 
Most likely, he will demand a new series be made by Spazkid and change everything, glorifying him and his characters, making him a transwoman, and so on- as he wished for Sachumo to do with the documentary. Presumably he would even want to do the voice work for himself (or every character)
 
==Trivia==
 
* In episode 5, when Mary Lee Walsh ask the ninja who stole Chris medallion if he recorded him shoving it up his own ass, in which the answer was no, this is clearly a reference to when Bluspike forced Chris to shove bits of his medallion up his on own butthole but (thankfully) forgot to record the scene.
 
* Chris parents are only referenced once throughout the whole series, that is in episode 2 of season 2.
 
*Unlike Chris comic in which he the mayor and everyone loves him, in the show, he pretty much despises by everyone ( minus the Sonichu gang of course).
 
* In episode 9, when Chris looks at a picture of Ivy and replies to Rosechu, who ask him if he was ok, by saying:'' I'll never be ok, not since the incident'' clearly making reference to the Ivy saga.
 
* Just like in real life during that time, Chris was obsessed with losing his virginity even though, in the show, he already lost it when he had sex with Sonichu.
 
*Unlike in the comics, where Sonichu and Rosechu are grossly infatuated with one another and constantly declare their love, the animated series shows Sonichu being abusive to Rosechu, who usually ends up horribly mangled/dead in each episode- or the two are having sex.
 
*In episode 3, Chris goes to Nintendo to get a game made of his life after having sex with Sonichu and Rosechu. This is a reference to when Chris actually sent Nintendo his Sonichu idea, and they turned it down.
 
*Episode 6 uses audio from Chris's "original" song "So Need A Cute Girl (I Have A Boyfriend)".
 
*Episode 2 has Chris loitering/soliciting in the mall with Sonichu. Two references are in this scene- the Oversized Straw from Issue 4 Sub Episode 7, and the attraction sign.
 
*Episode 7 and 8 is heavily based on Issue 8- Sonichu and Rosechu find images of her online with a penis, and she responds by taking nudes of herself to prove she is all woman. Unlike in the comic, where Sonichu throws up at the images, he jerks off to them. Then the two go to the 4 cent Garbage building. Episode 8 starts with Rosechu's birthday, Bubbles sneaking off to Blake's, and then the beach scene from the comic
 
*Episode 10 has a Fist of the North Star reference. When Rosechu shows Sonichu a picture she drew of them. Sonichu is animated over frames of the show, with audio from the anime dubbed over him.
 
*Episode 8 is the only episode in which Chris animated form doesn't appear (not counting the real life picture of him)
 
*Chris did mention the series when he was asked by [[Joshua Martinez]] about it on [[Vanessa AIM Chat 3|the third Vanessa AIM Chat]]. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it <ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>.
 
==References to Chris in the series==
===Real Life events/sagas===
*Julie
*Ivy
*Miyamoto
*'So Need A Cute Girl'
*Megan
*Jerkops
*Loitering/Solicitng
*The Medallion
*Mary Lee Walsh
*Navy Consumption
*Attraction Sign
*Jimmy Hill
*The Guy In The Pickle Suit
*Clyde Cash
*Encyclopedia Dramatica
*Guitar Hero
*Little Big Planet
*Love Quest
*Raging racism/homophobia/sexism
*Orange Fanta
 
 
===Comic===
*Rosechu's nude pics
*Rosechu's birthday party
*Spring Break
*Silvia's disguises
*Most of Issue 8
*Sonichu referring to Chris as "Father"
*Chris's mayoral status
*Random-Access Humor
*4-cent Garbage
*The Incredible Lioness
*Slanderous Images
*The Mirror dimension
*Sonichu Balls
*Chaotic Combo
*Allison Amber's secretary position
*The Straw
*Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
*Love Quest
*Joseph and Forgiveness speech
 
==References==
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Sonichu: The Animated Series
Created by Cory J. Beck
Seasons 2
Episodes 12
Original Run 3 November 2009 – 21 March 2010

Sonichu: The Animated Series was an animated series created by Spazkid as a parody of Christian Weston Chandler and his comic. It ran for two seasons, with the first having 10 episodes and the second having only one, which was split up into two parts.

Spazkid

Spazkid created Sonichu: The Animated Series with friends. Having channels constantly flagged down on YouTube, he had to censor certain episodes of the cartoon and put the uncensored video files on Dailymotion. He was also a judge for the SingStar Challenge, due to being selected by Liquid.

He ended the series once his interest in Chris dropped off, but the show's abandonment was also influenced by constant drama with voice actors and writers. In one episode of a podcast called Sleepycast, Spazkid revealed that another reason why he abruptly stopped the series was because he felt that Chris's life had become more depressing to the point where Spazkid starting feeling bad for him, especially when he found out about Chris's tomgirl transformation and the death of Bob, though he still thinks its funny that Chris still freaks out about Sonic to this day. He mentioned that he still gets tweets from die-hard fans asking him if he could bring back the series, but he wants them to let it die.

“ Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age. ”
Spazkid, rebuking the weens.[1]

Despite him feeling some remorse for creating The Animated Series, Spazkid doesn't hesitate to call Chris a retard and despicable human being.

The Animated Series

Much like the comic series, though the title is 'Sonichu', the series centers around the misadventures of Chris. For four years, it ran for two seasons, with the first season consisting of 10 episodes and the second having one episode split into two parts. The series mocks Chris by making him look like a bigger idiot than he already is and with him always ending up in each episode being killed, injured, humiliated or doing something disgusting/stupid. Unlike the comics, Chris rarely wins and is rightfully told off many times, except by Sonichu, who loves and adores his "father"... maybe a little too much.

Since the series is a mashup of Chris's real-life adventures and his comics, many plot elements are taken from both Christorical sagas and the Sonichu comic. These events are usually heavily exaggerated for comedic effect. Many characters from both sagas and his comics make appearances such as Rosechu, Jimmy Hill, Megan, etc. The series also does things that Chris would absolutely hate, such as making Sonichu be abusive to Rosechu, him and Sonichu being engaged in gay sexual acts, most of his female characters having manly voices and appearances, and even Chris being raped by a black guy.

The series was animated in MS Paint, with the style being reminiscent of Ren & Stimpy in that the characters are often drawn as more grotesque than they already are. It is also noted that many of the characters are drawn differently each time they are on screen. This may be a reference to how Chris's characters never look the same in any drawings he does. Animation wise, the show is often crude and simplistic for both comedic effect and in order to save time in creating episodes.

Liquid Chris also contributed to the series, providing the voice of Chris in some episodes since he was at the time one of the few people who could imitate Chris perfectly. When it wasn't Liquid doing the voice, it was either Spazkid or CWCki editor PhinnyCupcakes. In some instances, audio clips from Chris's various videos, such as "So Need a Cute Girl," "I am STRAIGHT" and "For Julie's Eyes Only" were used.

Chris did mention the series when he was asked by Joshua Martinez about it on the third Vanessa AIM Chat. He said that he watched a bit of the series, but didn't give an opinion on it.[2]

Characters

The cast of Sonichu TAS

Major

These characters have prominent roles throughout the series and appear in a majority of the episodes.

  • Christian Weston Chandler - A 27-year-old (at the time the series started) "virgin with rage" who is the mayor of CWCville. He is very naive, believing that CWCville is an ideal place to live and that he is loved by its citizens. He is on his "love quest" through the series and has a rivalry with Mary Lee Walsh. His assistant is Allison Amber, who is shown to despise her job. Unlike his comic-self, he usually loses and is heavily abused through the series. He appears in all but one episode. He is voice acted by Liquid Chris in some episodes.
  • Sonichu - Chris's "son" and Rosechu's boyfriend. He has a sexual relationship with Chris, and seems to love/hate Rosechu- one minute they will be engaged in sexual activity and show they care for each other, the next minute he is abusing/killing her for trivial reasons. He can be very naïve at times, with a fun-loving nature yet very dirty mind. He appears in all but one episode.
  • Rosechu - the possible "daughter" of Chris and girlfriend of Sonichu. She is very airheaded and is regularly beaten (and usually by Sonichu). She appears in almost every episode.
  • Mary Lee Walsh - The main antagonist of the series, though she is not in many of the episodes. She is depicted a blonde, curvy, evil, and sexy witch who has a devil tail and horns. In contrast to her appearance, Mary has a manly and raspy Brooklyn accent. Unlike her real life and comic self, she appears to be very young, presumably in her late 20's-early 30's. She is under orders of Count Graduon, but talks back to him and usually ends up shoving the staff up herself. She becomes Chris's rival in the mayoral elections.
  • Count Graduon - Mary's superior and talking staff. Despite his authority, he is subject to Mary's abuse, mainly being shoved inside her when she is angered by him. Graduon is destroyed by Mary in episode 10, although he makes a brief cameo in episode 11.
  • Magi-Chan In Season 1, he is depicted as a sophisticated intellectual, not putting up with the other's shenanigans and warning Bubbles of Silvana's disguise. In Season 2, he is a gay mad-scientist. Magi Chan develops a major role in the finale, sending Chris into his own body via the duck to find the source of his illness following a potentially fatal navy consumption.
  • Allison Amber - Chris's secretary who hates her job and is not fond of her employer, due to the sexual harassment she suffers under him. Her duties include wiping Chris when he craps himself from stress, cleaning his duck, and doing loads of paperwork while he has sex with a blowup doll. She runs the mayoral elections in episode 10.

Minor

These characters appear briefly in the series. Many of them originate from the comics or are involved in the many sagas of Chris's life.

  • Jerkop - Only appears in the first two episodes briefly to try and take Chris and friends down. He appears to be a racist interpretation- as Sonichu points out he is a black Jerkop, and the Jerkop orders the trio to buy him KFC. He ends up sexually assaulting Chris and pees on him.
  • Angelica Rosechu - Only appears in episodes 5 and 8, Her debut appearance shows her at a tea party between her, Bubbles, (presumably) Lolisa, and Chris. She talks about a disturbing dream she has involving God before declaring it tea time. In episode 8, she is seen at Rosechu's surprise party, telling Bubbles she bought the birthday girl a new shaver. Later, she is at the beach with the gang and flies through the air, only to be shot by Punchy's harpoon, her corpse unconscious body being dragged off by Punchy so he can have sex with her.
  • Bubbles Rosechu - Only appears in episodes 5 and 8. She has a non-speaking role in episode 5 at the tea party, and later is seen in episode 8 at the surprise party. She sneaks away to her boyfriend Blake's treehouse to give him a cupcake for his birthday. At the beach, she breaks Blake's arm after he kicks sand at her and her friends. She is fooled by Silvana/Sean Connery's disguise as Blake as she prepares to have sex with him, despite warnings from Magi and Jiggliami. When confronted by Connery, she brings out her counter-attack- Patrick Stewart.
  • Punchy Sonichu - Only appears in episode 8. At the beach, he ogles over Angelica and shoots her down with a harpoon gun, dragging her unconscious body away to have sex on. He is depicted as an Asian stereotype.
  • Wild Sonichu - Only seen in episodes 5-8. He is briefly seen in episode 5 before being hit by the Ghost Buggy. In episode 6 and 8, he has a hill-billy like voice and appears quite dumb. When Chris starts up his band, Wild volunteers to play the Sit and Spin (A child's toy). When they are booed at the show later on, Wild is hit by a brick. In episode 7, he gets a more mature role in a Metal Gear Solid Snake-like appearance, getting a gruff voice and annoyed by Sonichu. He smokes a handful of cigarettes at once, then makes out and has sexual intercourse with a box (offscreen). In episode 8, he is with Punchy as he oogles Angelica, to which Wild seems indifferent with.
  • Bionic - Appears in episodes 5 and 8. He makes a brief appearance in episode 5 as he throws a basketball at Megan to save Chris, then running off to his girlfriend, Megagi. In episode 8, he is overly excited for Rosechu's party, and sexually assaults Magi Chan.
  • Silvana - Only appears in episode 8. She overhears Bubbles and Blake about to have sex at the beach, so she morphs into Bubbles to 'spread her STDs' onto the couple. She meets Blake outside the store where he has a bag of condoms. After their offscreen sex, she reveals herself from her Bubbles disguise to reveal Sean Connery. She then disguises as Blake to do the same to Bubbles, but is stopped by multiple warnings from other characters.
  • Black Sonichu/Blake - Appears in episodes 1 and 8. In the first episode, he is seen having sex with a blowup doll in the middle of the walkway, with a slight racist cutaway as him depicted as a chimp. He and Sonichu get into a verbal spat over his actions until Chris breaks up the fight. In episode 8, he is seen at Rosechu's party, then later at his treehouse when his girlfriend, Bubbles, brings him a cupcake to celebrate his birthday. He is later seen at the beach kicking sand at the girls, but has his arm broken by Bubbles. He has sex with Silvana, who is disguised as Bubbles, and is kicked high in the air after learning the truth.
  • Nintendo Executives - Only in episode 3. After a sexual act, Chris sends his video game idea of Sonichu and him to the Nintendo Executives, only to be harshly yelled at and turned down by the executives. The executive then craps on Chris and gives him salmonella. In real life, Chris actually sent Nintendo a Sonichu video game idea, only to be turned down for many reasons- one being copyright with SEGA.
  • Beel - Only in episode 7. A devil receptionist to the 4-cent garbage building. He has a stereotypical voice and only allows Sonichu and Rosechu to pass once Sonichu does "a little favor" for him.
  • Jason - Only in episode 7. Head of the 4-cent building. A 20 year old troll who slanders others, commits small crimes, and has a 17 year old sex slave who warmly greets the pair. He is attacked by Rosechu in her Lioness form and only kept alive by dark forces.

Notable Mentions

The characters unseen/have little to no speaking role or impact on an episode's plot, but are significant in the comics/saga

  • Megan - Only appears in episodes 1, 4-6. At the end of episode 1, she is mentioned to be trapped in a mirror. By episode 4, she is freed when Mary Lee Walsh sets off a charger in Chris's house. She wields Yu-Gi-Oh cards to challenge her captor, Chris. At the start of episode 5, she appears to have the upper hand, but is knocked out by Bionic's basketball. She is presumably the girl in Chris's dream in episode 6, ogling over a muscular Chris and declaring herself Chris's boyfriend-free girlfriend before Chris wakes up.
  • Megagi La Skunk - Bionic's girlfriend. She appears momentarily in episode 5 to ask Bionic to help shave her mustache.
  • Jimmy Hill - is only mentioned in the end of episode 4. The narrator asks if Jimmy Hill will every assert his righteousness.
  • Ivy and Layla - only mentioned in Episode 9. Chris touches a picture of them, referring to Ivy as the "incident"
  • B-Manajerk - He appears very briefly in one episode being beaten up by Chris in a dream.
  • Jiggliami - Appears very briefly in episode 8. She tries to warn Bubbles of the fake Blake, but is punched out by Bubbles.
  • DJ Jamsta - Appears briefly in episode 8. He is on the beach with his radio show, then once off the air, calls someone over to suck him off.
  • Man in the pickle suit - Appears extremely briefly, as in a split second and then never mentioned again.
  • Bob and Barb - Appear for a few frames in episode 11 depicted as the internet lumberjack and Snorlax, respectively.

Celebrities

  • Ray Charles - Only appears in episode 7. When Jason throws Sonichu and Rosechu out of the building, a cartoon of Ray Charles and 3 female background singers appear to sing "Hit The Road, Jack!" During his singing, Charles is knocked out by Jason.
  • Sean Connery - Only appears in episode 8. Silvana, disguised as Bubbles, reveals herself to Blake post-sex, only to reveal Sean Connery. He duels against Bubbles, but is stopped by Patrick Stewart, who sends him to Scotland.
  • Patrick Stewart - Only appears in episode 8. When Sean Connery reveals himself and challenges Bubbles, Patrick Stewart is brought in to stop him. Stewart transforms into the Enterprise and blasts Connery to Scotland.
  • Abraham Lincoln - Only appears in episode 8. When Magi Chan and Jiggliami warn Bubbles of the false Blake, Lincoln manages to convince her of the truth because he's Lincoln.
  • BILLY MAYS - Only appears in episode 10. He challenges Chris in the mayoral race. BILLY MAYS is loved by the town, but loses to Soulja Boy. After the conclusion of the election, BILLY ascends to the "Big Washing Machine In The Sky."
  • Soulja Boy - Only appears in episode 10. He becomes the new mayor of CWCville.
  • Kanye West - Only appears in episode 10. He interrupts Soulja Boy during his acceptance speech as mayor, referencing his real-life interruption of Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMA Awards.

Theme Song

Just like Chris's comics and the animated series itself, the theme song of the show has nothing to do with Sonichu and instead entirely focuses on Chris's eccentric and deplorable behavior.

“ SON-III-CHUUUUU AH!

Fuckhead Christian Weston Chandler is the mayor of CWCville

He's got a lot of things to do, GOT A LOT OF CHINA TO STEEAAAL!

Mary Lee Walsh is always waiting to ruin his fun

With the Chaotic Combo at his side, the day is always won

WELL CUM 2 CWCVILLE, WE INVITE YOU TO SWALLOW SOME SPERM!

CHRIS IS STRAIGHT WE GUARENTEE!

There are no girls allowed. . . UNLESS YOU'RE BOYFRIEND FREE!

HE DOESN'T LIKE THE BLACKIES, AND GOD SAYS GAYS SHOULD DIE,

AND IF YOU SEE HIM SITTING AT A TABLE, WELL YOU BETTER READ HIS SIGN!

SON-I-CHU!

”
Sonichu: The Animated Series theme song

Episode Synopses

Episode 1

Episode one opens with a narrator welcoming the viewer to CWCville, where "the love is forbidden and the population of virgins is 98%". After 4 hours of anal sex, Sonichu and Rosechu walk to meet chris Chris and run into Blake, who is publicly having sex with a blowup doll. Sonichu and him get into a spat, and Chris shows up to stop the nonsense. Sonichu is excited by his father's appearance as a 'censored' image fills the screen, as the narrator verbally depicts Sonichu sucking on Chris's manboobs. A Jerkop (a black one!) appears to stop their intimacy.

The episode ends on this cliffhanger, the Narrator asking the audience if the Jerkop will be stopped, if Megan will be freed from the mirror, and if the seven Sonichus will ever be found. The first and second conflicts are resolved later on in the series, and the third is a nod to Dragon Ball Z, never further elaborated on past the joke. This end format is pulled straight from DBZ itself and most of the first few episodes end with rhetorical questions which are never answered.

Episode 2

The episode opens with Sonichu and Rosechu ready to fight the Jerkop, who orders them to buy him KFC. Chris steps in and uses his Sonichu medallion to transform into Chris-chan Sonichu (depicted as Chris with a blue Pikachu-ear hat) and fight. Chris is raped and urinated on (censored cuz of YouTube, of course). The aftermath shows Chris laying facedown covered in filth, declaring "all in a day's work!" The Next Day, the trio are at the mall, Chris being seen with the straw and sign. Chris is angry that his profane and racist sign has not gotten him laid yet:

“ Hey there Girls,

Lookin for a girl whos into 27 Years Virgins, who still piss themselves and has a tiny lopsided penis. No Darkies >:(

”
Chris's sign

Sonichu inspects the sign and agrees that it's "bulletproof." As Chris starts to leave, a ninja suddenly appears and grabs Chris's medallion, stealing it by shoving it up his ass.

Episode 3

After a recap of the last episode, the episode 3 kicks things off with an orgy between Sonichu, Rosechu, and Chris. Chris exclaims it would be great if an orgy like that were a game. With encouragement from Sonichu, Chris sends in his idea and meets with Nintendo executives. They harshly turn him down, while Chris naively believes they will consider his Sonichu idea. Off-screen, the executive defecates on Chris's face and Chris ends up in the hospital with salmonella.

Episode 4

Episode 4, "Chris Chan Saves the Planet (Not Really)" begins with an attempt at a recap of the last episode before cutting to Chris in his room playing Guitar Hero. Chris thanks Sonichu fans for helping him win a GameStop gift card and how he now has the chance of appearing in a future Guitar Hero game. He goes on the internet to check on his fans. Watching an episode of The Animated Series, Chris becomes angry and craps himself. Chris then checks on his LittleBigPlanet level and finds that he is at the bottom of the ratings.

Mary Lee Walsh makes her first appearance in the animated series, breaking into the house via the window and declaring that though he beat her up in Soulcalibur 3, he can't do it IRL. Chris Chan instructs Sonichu to attack. The scene cuts to footage of a brown bear standing in a river with dramatic backing music. That scene cuts to Mary Lee Walsh again, who begins to melt for some reason. Before she is completely dissolved, Mary presses a button that sets off a charger beneath the house. The explosion breaks the glass the mirror (mentioned in Episode 1) that Megan had been trapped in and frees her. Megan declares Chris is going down and wields her Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Episode 5

The episode begins with Megan about to deliver the finishing blow to Chris in a Yu-Gi-Oh battle, when Bionic throws a basketball at her face, killing her. Chris greets Bionic and asks how he is. Bionic tells him he has been sucking his girlfriend's dick. Chris sighs, saying Bionic is lucky to have a girlfriend. Megagi la Skunk appears, and Bionic leaves to "tend to the beast."

Meanwhile, at the PVCC, The ninja from episode 2 appears and Mary asks if he has acquired Chris's the medallion. Upon learning he shoved it up his ass but did not record it, Mary explodes, saying the video was for her sexual pleasure. She fires crabs from her vagina at the ninja, who screams in agony.

The episode cuts to Chris, Bubbles, presumably Lolisa, and Angelica having a tea party. Angelica goes off about a dream she recently had in which God appeared, and told her he was going to fuck her, and he could do so because he was God and he made her. After that, she breaks out of her briefly psychotic state and happily declares tea time. Wild comes in, but is suddenly run over by the Ghost Buggy.

Episode 6

After a dream sequence in which he is muscular and drooled over by Megan, Chris wakes up. He cries out in anger over this, and a poster of My Little Pony Gen. 3 Pinkie Pie talks to Chris. Chris laments his sexual frustration to the pony. Pinkie Pie mentions how girls like boys who play in bands, giving Chris the idea to form one. Sonichu offers to play percussion, Wild says he can play the Sit and Spin, and a random black guy offers to play the washboard.

The band starts to practice in a garage, using audio from Chris's Original Song. Wild comments how amazing they are as Chris wishes they had more popularity. Finding a random poster in a nearby steaming pile of dog shit, Chris declares it a sign from God himself. The scene cuts to the "CWClub" as Mayor Chris walks on stage. Only a few seconds after they start their performance, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys are quickly booed; Wild receives a brick to the face. Chris thanks everyone for their donations and is hit by a brick.

Episode 7

The longest episode in the first season, episode 7 is based on Sonichu issue 8, episode 17. True to its influence, the episode begins with Sonichu and Rosechu about to engage in sexual activity. Chris pauses the scene to fill the audience in on Sonichu/Rosechu anatomy. He describes how- much like it's explained in the comic- Sonichu penises are in their stomachs, and they must tilt forward and have the genitals slip out "like a Pez Dispenser" to obtain a boner. Chris then moves onto Rosechu anatomy- they have giant airbags on their chest (he should know, he has a lot of sex dolls).

The episode mercifully skips the sex scene. After coitus, Rosechu calls Sonichu over to show him a Slanderous Website that drags their image and Chris's reputation through muck. An enraged Rosechu grabs a camera, ranting about how she's going to go take nudes and nobody is going to photoshop a penis on her. Once she's gone, Sonichu starts to jerk off to the images found on the site.

Sonichu and Rosechu make it inside the building and look around. A flamboyantly voiced Beel notices the pair. Sonichu says that he and his "GF" have a meeting with Jason. Beel demands that Sonichu suck his dick in order for them to advance. On the elevator ride up, an upset Rosechu glares at a navy-glazed Sonichu. After the couple arrive at Jason's floor (apparently the CEO of 4cent), who is a 20-year-old troll with an underage sex slave. He shows the pair pictures of him committing small crimes such as littering, carving his name into a public bathroom wall whilst shitting, and streaking jaywalking in a busy intersection. These crimes horrify Sonichu but he is silenced by Jason, who reveals that Chris's ED page will never be taken down. Jason throws a pickle at Rosechu, telling her to play with it. She picks up the pickle and crushes it in her hand, morphing into The Incredible Lioness before yelling, "I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR!!!" and lunging at 4cent's CEO. Jason screams in agony off-screen as Sonichu watches the carnage. After Rosechu returns to normal, Sonichu asks her out, to which she happily agrees.

Jason survives Rosechu's attack due to dark forces which keep him alive, but he is never seen in the series afterwards.

Episode 8

Episode 8 is based off Sonichu issue 8 episode 18, including a parody of the beach scene and the inclusion of Silvana Rosechu. The episode opens up with the Chaotic combo throwing a surprise party for Rosechu's 19th birthday. Bubbles Rosechu prepares to meet Blake over at his treehouse and gives him a cupcake, as it's his birthday as well. Blake can only respond by telling Bubbles to sit on his face.

The next morning, the Sonichus and Rosechus all hold a beach party. Silvana Rosechu overhears Blake's plans to have sex with Bubbles. In an effort to spread her STDs, she shapeshifts into Bubbles and meets up with Blake. After "five panels of grotesque bum-sex," Blake comments how awesome she was, only for her to reveal that she was Sean Connery in disguise. Connery proceeds to kick Blake far out into the ocean. Meanwhile, a very "AZN AMARIKN" Punchy and Wild Sonichu ogle over Angelica as she happily flies through the air. Punchy shoots Angelica out of the sky with a harpoon gun, and Punchy exits to have poop sex with her body. The real Bubbles finds Silvana disguised as Blake, and prepares for sex with him. Magi-chan telepathically warns her that Blake is a fake, but she is unconvinced. Jiggliami also warns it's a trap, but Bubbles punches her out of the way. However, Abraham Lincoln is able to get through to her. Sean Connery reveals himself, declaring that he is unbeatable. Bubbles summons Patrick Stewart, who transforms into the USS Enterprise and launches Connery all the way back to Scotland while the Chaotic Combo cheer.

Episode 9

The episode opens as Chris furiously masturbates to Transformers, jizzing in a cup of Long Island Ice tea and recycling it. Sonichu and Rosechu walk in from "their night of activities." Rosechu is greatly concerned for Chris Chan, as he is still recovering from "the incident." Sonichu recommends he put himself out there, as Chris begins searching for a job. He fails an interview for going off on a tangent about Sonichu, and is rejected by a convenience store for attempting to flirt with the manager. Ultimately, he obliviously stumbles upon a gay bar. After showing some concern regarding black homosexuals kissing in the corner, he accepts the job. Sonichu and Rosechu arrive to congratulate him, but they find out the truth and warn Chris that he's working at a gay bar. The final scene is of Chris recording a Captain's Log, reassuring his viewers that he is straight, having done nothing overtly homosexual during his tenure there, and that he is not "that brown-shirted imposter."

Episode 10

Allison begins to complain about Chris's lack of mayoral duties, and accidentally walks in on him having sex with Julie. As she declines his offer to join in, a brick is suddenly thrown through the window of the office, revealing an angry mob of citizens demanding an impeachment. Chris reassures Allison that everything is fine and the citizens love him. BILLY MAYS breaks into the building, proclaiming himself as a contender for the position of CWCville mayor. Mary Lee Walsh hears the news and decides to run against Chris as well. Allison goes out to calm the angry mob, officially declaring a new mayoral election- the candidates being Chris, BILLY, and Walsh. The next day, contenders vie for votes. Chris is creating hand-drawn posters and attempts to get the attention of a local civilian. The man says he is voting for Mary Lee Walsh since she is going to suck him off. Chris jumps at the idea of free china, but Sonichu talks him out of it. Meanwhile, BILLY MAYS holds a rally, throwing an Oxi Clean ball at a dying cancer patient to the civilians' excitement.

The next day, all the votes are tallied. Allison's announcement of Soulja Boy as the election winner is interrupted by BILLY MAYS yet again, who ascends to the Big Washing Machine in the Sky. Frustrated that she did not win, Walsh smashes the staff Graduon is held in, releasing a white light that consumes all of CWCville (and possibly the Earth). A time portal is created, and it flashes scenes from the series, ending the first season.

Episode 11

After drinking his navy, Chris experiences some sort of medical emergency and is taken to Magi-Chan who informs him that the only way to cure his woes is to clone and shrink himself so he can enter his own urethra. Inside Chris finds a peaceful society of sperm. Upon discovery, Chris is tried for mass murder (because of his recycling). In the trial, the sperm mock Chris and are ready to sentence him to death for destroying their chances of entering a woman. Before he can be executed, Magi-Chan interrupts remotely and in exchange for a pardon for Chris, teleports them to Lady Gaga's china. The sperm find African American sperm who perform "Where the Womb at?" in a parody of DMX's "Where the hood at?" Back at Magi-Chan's office, Magi-Chan declares Chris's health has improved greatly, despite the original Chris exploding. The series ends with Chris throwing back another glass of navy.

Reception and Impact

The animated series was met with positive reception, with many claiming it to be the best-animated representation of Chris Chan. However, some trolls hated the show because they were worried it would bring more awareness to Chris due to its popularity. The YouTube video containing the entire series has over 800,000 views.

The series served as an introduction to Chris for many. Midnight Moonflower – who would become an enabler of Chris – first learned of his existence through the series.

References

  1. ↑ https://youtu.be/PXdpSksFBok?t=878
  2. ↑ Vanessa AIM Chat 3

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