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中央冷藏车停止编年史 <br>[http://www.clyfc.com/show-21-123-1.html 纯电动厢式运输车] 留下约2加仑的水，以确保混合物不会太浓。它应该很潮湿。当您使用水泥搅拌机帮助阻止水泥混合物干燥时，将水泥搅拌机放在阴凉处。优异的固化不仅可以提高一般的混凝土强度和耐磨性，而且还可以保证表面除尘和混凝土开裂的可能性大大降低。<br>中央冷藏车停止的意�<br>r>当你想要7-Eleven时，你也可以待在家里。当你在洗手间时，要注意自己。为你建造墙壁的那些基础挖一条沟。您开始浇筑混凝土，并且在结构的整个高度达到之前不要停下来，这就是使其成为混凝土最有效技术之一的原因之一。轻质混凝土非常适用于屋顶，墙壁，拱形天花板的建造，甚至更多。它已经在美国使用了五十多年，并且在世界其他地方也逐渐流行起来。对于大型项目，可能需要购买预拌混凝土，这些混凝土可以用卡车运送到工地。<br>关于中央冷藏车停止的新大惊小<br><br>在运输过程中将保持搅拌鼓旋转，以确保混凝土的输送不会凝固。假设您正在考虑使用我们的喷涂泡沫保温设备租赁服务，最好查看我们的网站并查看我们上传的一些视频，以找到喷涂实际上是什么样的概念。我们的网站设备每天都通过我们的移动研讨会进行维护，以防止客户出现任何故障或延误。工作网站和设备检查在开始日常任务之前，必须在工作现场和所有设备上进行检查。日常检查的一部分应确保真空卡车的每个部件，例如油箱和泵送设备，都处于良好和安全的工作状态�<br>><br>有时线条很长且令人困惑，特别是当它看起来像一条长线而不是三条不同的线条时。事实上，有许多组件需要重合在一起并正确运行才能找到出色的泡沫。清洁水泥搅拌机有很多方法。镇上有很多景点，你会发现扑克�<br>r><br>创办一家小型混凝土公司是一种很好的方法，可以让自己开展业务。拥有蓬勃发展的小企业只是为自己和家人发展财务安全的最佳方法之一，而开办一家适度的具体公司是实现这一目标的绝佳方式。一开始就制定出色的计划对于拥有蓬勃发展的业务是必要的。因此，我们公司披露了一些特殊的图形，这些图形来自可靠的资源，可以让您生成您的网站。地球的建筑业在很大程度上取决于美国企业。在开始之前，请定义您希望定位的市场。 另一个潜在的市场是成为一家具有较大工作的总承包商的具体分包商。
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Welcome to the CWCki!
The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler .
WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!
We currently have 2,861 articles...and counting!
*Any names, or persons, discussed in this wiki,
that may seem similar to anyone in real life,
are purely coincidental, or otherwise parodic.*

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Quote of the Now

“ Now, once upon a time back in 2007, I tried doing same with that Encyclopedia Dramatica page. I ended up over-sharing at the time, which I seriously should have never done for a multitude of reasons, in no particular order. For starters, that over-sharing only added fuel onto the LOLCow and hate-filled humor type of fire. I definitely would have wanted a better accurate page, as if a simple single page on @wikipedia.org would not have sufficed. But it ended up becoming an entire website. I blame myself. If it had been an earlier time in 2008, when the details and page count was smaller, I would have probably dedicated at least a month to fix all of that. YET, another reason why I am reluctant: my edits got the CTRL-Z treatment. Not supportive. Why? LOL-COMEDY!!! 🤬🤯🥵 My stressed feelings. And nowadays, if I were to be editor of that website, I'd not only want to rebrand it as the Cwclight and do the sonichu dot com address a better service, but I would obsessively want to cover the ENTIRE website, personally. Read every single word, edit after edit, delete "leaked" emails and stuff; going through it with the finest tooth comb and brush ever. Essentially overhauling it. And by myself, that could take me YEARS to do, when I have my own life to live and all the creativity and godly connections to work with that flow through me. If I could go faster than time with my physical body,... Anyway, if I were to become editor, I'd have to hire a team to do that work for me, searching for all mentions of the most embarrassing and perverted s***, such as pretty much everything with the theoretical exes, Megan Schroeder, bad memes, and so on, and I'd give them my (dis)approvals and have them removed. ”
Chris on Bluesky


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Check this out!
Chris meets GodBear • Watch & Win Sweepstakes • AN F IN ENGLISH CLASS?! • Slam attack! • Attraction Sign • "I'M STILL STUCK AS A VIRGIN WITH RAGE!" • It's Fraggle Rock, Father. • Future Message • Kick, Punch, it's all in the mind! • CWC is Angry • Masturbating and squirtin' • ShecameforCWC.JPG • Dykes...Dykes! CHINA! • Medallion Destruction • The Pickle Man tricked me again... • Boobies! Vaginas. Mmm... • I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD! • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS • I'm cuttin it down! • JULAAAY! • Ohio trip • Medallion up the ass • Date with Emily • I'll be in your dreams! • Holding Out For a Hero • GONNA STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH! • MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEARRRRR! • I have your mugshot... • Pyong, pyong, pyong! • Bottoms up! • I get BLANGRY! • Grand number of pounds • Crazy nudie audition • I love you so much, I love you so muuuuuch! • I got a fish! • Rollin' and Trollin' • BURN IN HELL! • OK2BGay • Chris humps his PS3 • SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE • SingStar Challenge • MY! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! • DIEEEEEEE YOU! • I've got a little Chun-Li within me. • OFF! THE! INTERNET! • Sign Destruction Video • Half-and-half! • Chris Loses It • Chris Did 9/11 • Father Call • Parkay • OH MY GOD!!! UGH!!! ARE YOU REALLY A HERMAPHRODITE?! • BUDDHA BELLY AND EXAGGERATED MANBOOBS! • Patti will have your soul tonight! • Alec Benson Leary calls • CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA! • Don't Mess With Me • Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots! • Trolling stupid pickle suited... • JEW! • Fridays After Five • JenkinsJinkies • Chris writes underage gay erotica • Chris destroys his PS3 • Mr Popo Cosplay • DivineTrial • Electric Hedgehog power! • Chris Chan's a real nigga! • Tomgirl pictures • Cakefarts • Goodbye Horses • Chris Rocks Out • Chris and his mom do a hit-and-run • No longer a virgin • Burning down the house • Un-clit • Sonic's arms are NOT blue! • Don't call anybody! • HelloLadyFans • Proposition to Sega • Frozen Semen • Please have my babies. • Stephanie Bustcakes • Die, Trump, die! • DIY Vagina • Do not hate! Hate is not so good. • #HarassCWCdirectly • Chris dances with Magi-Chan • Q&A NO MORE! • Get Out, You D*** Nazis • Dick Licker; that is I • Hey now, you're an All-Star! • TooManyGames meltdown • AY, YOU TOILET! • Chris Kisses Cryzel • Chris screams at the camera • Just keep reading... • The Last Will and Testament of Chris-Chan • Why they would never deliver any pizza from this place you FRICKIN-FRACKIN HATING TROLLS! • The time has come to start listing out the back-talkers • THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES. • I'll Be Your Mirror • I crapped my panties • HASBROOOOOOO! • The Point of No Return • The Perp Walk of Shame • I am Literally also Jesus Christ • It was all my Mom's Idea • Pinned Down at the Nuthouse • AND I BRING, PERSONALLY, THE SECOND COMING. • Team Rocket's stupid! • You shipped me with that Snorlax! • Classic Chris is dead • Rebirth of the medallion • Chris speaks gibberish for about 2 minutes

Meta: Love Quest • Transgender • Business • Financhu Crisis • Roleplay • Dimensional Merge • Praetor

Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Bearstein • High School

Early Adult Chronicles: PVCC • GAMePLACe • Megan • Stackhouse

Classic Chris: ED • Blanca • Jimmy Hill • Clyde Cash • PandaHalo • Miyamoto • Julie • PS3 Hacking • Emily • Ivy • Vanessa • CWCipedia • Liquid • Asperchu • Tito

Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

Rise-N-Fall: Copitz • TF2 Analysis • Arbitarch • Secret Shipfic • Watchmen • Saint • ProjectSNT • Chandler's List • Lainchu • Crystalgate • KwaiiSandbag • Warhol • Knights • Incest

Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations

Body: Drugs • Fashion • Gender • Health • Nutrition • Sex

Psyche: Coping • Manipulation • Mental healthcare • Nostalgia • Reality

Personality: Anger • Ego • Hypocrisy • Introspection • Kindness • Negligence • Personality • Remorse • Stress

Expression: Art • Censorship • English • Language • Music • Oratory • Spanish • Writing

Society: Animals • Contests • Death • The Law • Politics • Pornography • Race • Reading • Religion • Sexuality • Socialization • Sports

Business: Brand loyalty • Business • Copyright • Money • Negotiation • Work

Technology: AI • Cameras • Electronics • The Internet • Science • Television • Video Games
2003 • 2004 • 2005 • 2006 • 2007 • 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011 • 2012 • 2013 • 2014 • 2015 • 2016 • 2017 • 2018 • 2019 • 2020 • 2021 • 2022 • 2023 • 2024 • 2025 • 2026

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
823
 days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,663 days

887
 days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,307 days

5,967
 days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,967 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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Central Virginia Regional Jail (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail") serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. It houses both male and female inmates. Chris was sent to the jail following incestuous acts on his mother where he was held without bond from 2 August 2021 through 28 February 2022 - when he was transferred to Western State Hospital - and again from 3 May 2022 until he was released from custody on 27 March 2023. It is located about 21 miles (33 km) away from 14 Branchland Court.

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This Day in Christory

Miyamoto is gay for Sonichu

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris released a video claiming that he had returned from spending several days in Redmont with Shigeru Miyamoto.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently January 2026. It has been...
8
 day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
21
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
Current Updates
  • 26 January - Chris publishes Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 1 - Unboxing.
  • 24 January - Chris uploads New High score #tetris to TikTok.
  • 22 January
    • Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 1.
    • Chris also publishes Liquidchu's Confession to TikTok.
  • 19 January - Chris publishes Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 0 Plus Announcement.
  • 18 January - Chris is spotted at a Goodwill.
  • 17 January - Chris publishes Clyde Outtake Movie Plus Outro and its subtitled version.
  • 16 January - Chris publishes Sparky Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
  • 15 January
  • 14 January
  • 13 January - Chris publishes Focus Outtake Movie and its subtitled version.
  • 12 January - Chris publishes Punicrackder V Outtake Movie Updated and its subtitled version.
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.
Recently Uncovered Info

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Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

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Video of the Now

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