January 2015 Facebook posts

The following covers Chris's activity on his personal Facebook page in January 2015. He also continued to contribute to his activist page, FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!. The posts of this month come in the wake of the 26 December 2014 incident, and Chris is eager to portray himself as the victim and slander his prosecutors in a public forum.

Summary

• 1 January - Chris is tired from moving back into his house.
• 5 January - Chris reiterates that he will use pepper spray against people who make him upset.
• 7 January - Chris calls on his fandase to cut down an annoying tree branch.
• 8 January - Chris accuses Sega of forcing him to assault a GameStop employee.
• 9 January - Chris posts a meme and says he feels lousy.
• 9 January - Chris opposes conversion therapy for both homosexuals and Sonic the Hedgehog.
• 10 January - Chris again defends his actions on 26 December 2014.
• 11 January - Christ discusses how he will force others to respect him if he feels threatened.

Chris's posts

Charlie's Horse

A "charley horse" is an American term for painful leg cramps. Chris makes a pun, a rare reprieve from his usual random-access humor.

1 January 2015 Charlie's Horse continues to run tricks around the track during Both Legs of the race. I have been seriously working my ass off a LOT, along with the movers, in getting moved back into the house most recently. A portion of my pains, in addition to lower back, can be figured out in the above pun.

Don't Fuck with Chris

Chris whines about moving back into 14BC and very unsubtly implies that it wasn't his fault that he maliciously assaulted somebody.

5 January 2015 I have been on the move, with the heavy listings and transport back to my original house, and still sorting, organizing and all. I also have been at a Lack of WiFi and Internet access since last Wednesday. The only internet I have at home here is on the 3G on my phone. I have been very busy and very stressed. And should anyone give me a difficult time during my outings resulting in turning my day bad with the verbal attacks and threats to my person, I Will Defend Myself, and only retaliate when absolutely necessary. I Would even spray myself. I Sincerely Wish people would positively Like me, yet I am unable to change their minds. And if I Have to defend myself to get any respect as an individual person, then it is THEIR Fault for frightening me into that defensive stance. ‪#‎SEGA‬ will definitely hear of the Earlier Incident as well.

Chris Rants About Tree Branches

7 January 2015 Somewhere around Green Lea Subdivision, there is a damn tree branch, BLOWING IN THE COLD WINDS! Knocking the power Off and On! Will Someone PLEASE cut the branch, so we can have a night of consistent electricity and power?

It's All Sega's Fault That I Maced a Store Employee

Chris attributes his violation of multiple laws and attack on an innocent human being to the actions of a conglomerate company, shooting himself in the foot for his February court hearing. He also bizarrely uses non-American spelling for some reason.

8 January 2015 Ugh!!! I Fucking Hate These People for continuing to allow the damn blue arms to exist! And I fucking hate them for changing the arm colour in the first place and ultimately from that damn seed event, force me to be attacked, having to defend myself, and forcing me to spend a weekend in jail! ‪ #‎SEGA‬ ‪ #‎SonicTheHedgehog

Chris Feels Like a Mongoose

Chris reveals his hatred for memes stems from ED, putting the cart before the horse.

9 January 2015 And I am a sad, lonely, worrying individual. :(

According to his mobile phone, Chris made this post from Danville, Virginia. Kenneth Englehardt wrote:

I'm just curious why he drove all the way to Danville.

Chris responded:

Danville? I have NEVER driven to Danville. And I do NOT like most to all Memes; I watched the episode of Littlest Pet Shop, and it reflected how I Felt moreover after I found the Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage when I Googled my name late October, 2007. >:(

Either Chris is lying, or his iPhone is screwing up.

Chris Was Born This Way

Chris signed a petition to cancel a new TV show, My Husband's Not Gay, and wrote:

9 January 2015 The idea behind this show IS Terrible. You Can Not change an individual for who they are, period. And I also did not like how the "Doctors" tried to do that with Lesbians in the 1800s; Most Disgrading and Awful! I am a (Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian. No One will ever change my feminine ways and habits, because that is Who I Am, and My Soul Is Female! And I REALLY Hate being born with the Damn Male Parts; I REALLY Should have been born Female. And the idea behind this show is AS WRONG AND HORRIFIC AS SEGA Changing Sonic's Arm Colour in the damned Sonic Boom Games and Cartoon TV Show!!! Neither of These Shows SHOULD BE AIRING AT ALL!!!

Chris seems to imply he is considering sex reassignment surgery with "no operation yet". How Chris would afford this extremely expensive procedure is not clear.

Off My Rocker?!

Chris's recent arrest had received from attention from the blogosphere. Chris was infuriated by one particular article (http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/#.VLC_uO3bJ68.facebook) posted by Wii U Daily:

10 January 2015 Off my rocker?! How Dare She? My Protest was Sound, Valid and Meant to be Good. And she completely ignores that on the day I had to defend myself from that Ass Manager, HE VERBALLY ATTACKED AND OFFENDED ME. And I had no idea of what other pains and stresses He was capable of doing, and I did not want him following me either. You All Do Not Understand my Fragile Mind, nor do Any of You All have Any Caring Nor Understanding to Leave a mentally scarred, damaged and flawed individual like me Be and At Personal Peace of Mind. BUT HELL NO! YOU ALL KEEP ON STRESSING ME MORE AND CAUSING PLEASANT DAYS GONE BAD ON ME. Especially MOST OF EVERY LAST MALE IN THIS WORLD; All of you are nothing but immature, borish, uncouth, and damned Neanderthals. It is no wonder why a lot of Women detest the lot of you, and why I am Most Disgusted and Ashamed to have been forced to be born a damned member of your Male Gender. Hmpf!

It is worth noting that the Wii U Daily writer is actually a female. Chris acknowledges this a few times, but it's mostly given as an excuse for him to ramble on about JERKS.

I will force respect out of others

Chris discusses how he wishes people would like him and wonders why they would dislike him. He then goes on to say that he will force them to respect him if he feels threatened, also known as committing assault with pepper spray. He goes on to say why he wouldn't own a gun and that people shouldn't be banned from large stores like Walmart for anything less than drawing a gun or committing armed robbery, leaving Chris to freely vandalise the store's property without having to fear banishment. He also begs people to leave him alone when he's out and about, no matter what he decides to do on another person's property.

11 January 2015 Just Listen; Do Not Comment or Respond; I am being Very Serious. I Really Wish People would Positively Like Me. I can not make people like me, and if they dislike me, for their own individual reasons beyond my own comprehension. I can not change their minds. But, to my utmost dismay and sadness, should I be threatened, or be made to feel threatened, I Will defend myself to force some respect from them. All I would ever want is a good day and some peace of my own mind; I do not intend, nor have ever intended, unprovoked, to offend anyone. And if my good day is turned bad, because of me feeling threatened by anyone, and then I feel those individuals immediately deserve to have a bad day themselves (and continue living on from there), then it is Their Fault for pushing me into the defensive position in the first place. It really does make me feel sad and most disappointed of the other people when they give me such grief to the point that I have to be put into a position to force some respect out of them. And I have been growing more paranoid of Other People since November of 2007 with the damn bad people over the internet, as well as those I have had the displeasure to have encountered in person who have shown me nothing but a difficult time and even more grief. Also, I sincerely believe nothing would ever be gained from killing anyone, including myself; all that does is forces one or the other into their next realm or life; Nobody really Learns or really Benefits anything from the deaths of any person. That is why I would never own, or want to own, a real gun. "Look out, she's going for her mace!" "What? Would you rather I have a gun with bullets in it?" And that is another thing everyone Should be Aware of: I AM A FEMALE SOUL, and I Prefer to be referred to by the Female Pronouns. Any address of "Sir", or "Man" upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction. And NOBODY should ever be BANNED from a high-volume store like Wal-Mart or Target for anything less offensive than a gun withdrawl or robbery. We All Have Bad Days, and unless we actually Hit a Person or living individual or similar actions, in how we individually react to how we are feeling at the ONE Moment, aside from the other Individual Moments, To Ban an individual is just plain wrong. And acts of protests with JUST Meanings, do not deserve any damn grief either. Just Let Me Live On In Peace, Let Me enjoy my Good Day and Pleasant Shoppings and Outings, and DO NOT BOTHER ME AT ALL. I have No Intention Whatsoever to harm Any Individual Person or Myself. So, Please, Do Not Give Me Reason to be Forced to Defend Myself to garner any respect. All that does is give us all a Bad Day from a Good One. Good Day.