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<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[CWCki]]!</div>
<div style="font-size:162%; border:none; margin:0; padding:.1em; color:#000;">Welcome to the [[JULAY]]!</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]] encyclopedia about [[Christian Weston Chandler]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The [[TRUE and HONEST]],uh,  encyclopedia about [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''WHERE NO [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|SHIT]] IS TOO [[Duck|MINOR]]! ''</div>
<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">''WHERE NO, UH, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|POOP]] IS TOO [[Duck|SMALL]]! ''</div>
<div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">We currently have [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles... and counting!</div>
<div id="articlecount" style="width:100%; text-align:center; font-size:85%;">We currently have [[Special:Statistics|24,967]] articles... and counting!</div>
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Revision as of 05:49, 26 August 2017

Welcome to the JULAY!
The TRUE and HONEST,uh, encyclopedia about Ian Brandon Anderson.
WHERE NO, UH, POOP IS TOO SMALL!
We currently have 24,967 articles... and counting!
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Quote-unquote of the Now

Everyone, I realize and understand that over the years, I have been a real jerk. I've said and done insensitive things to others over the years. What did it get me? A lot of being trolled, and lots of regrets.

I solemnly swear: from now on, I will never ever again be a jerk. ⚡️💙⚡️

Chris on X and Bluesky

Begging Counter

Do not donate to or buy anything from Chris: he lies about needing money and habitually neglects his customers and supporters (and worse). It has been…
655
days since Chris last begged for money.

Record Streak: 1,494 days

719
days since Chris last uploaded pages to meet his (formerly) paid obligations to the Sonichu comic.

Record Streak: 2,139 days

5,799
days since Chris last applied for a job.

Record Streak: 5,799 days

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An Etsy customer gambled that Chris would deliver and lost, still bitter over it three years later.

Article of the Now

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"Challenge for Clyde II" (originally "10142009") is a video in which Chris demands Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays come face him, so that Chris can beat him up. He claims that Gregg Mays lives in Charlottesville, and that he knows this because he has the FBI working for him. The audio quality in this video is very poor, probably due to Chris's constant abuse of his camera, especially in his previous video. Between his slow, monotonous speaking pattern (possibly enhanced as he tries to speak through his rage) and the constant skipping in the audio, Chris manages to sound even more like a robot than usual.

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This Day in Christory

Would you give Chris unmonitored access to knives?

Today in Christory, in 2009, Chris compiled a resumé.

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Today was also the day, in 2017, that Chris attended his first BronyCon.

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Did You Know...

Da Update

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It is currently August 2025. It has been...
19
day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.
86
day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.
We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.

Current Updates
Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent social media posts or browse the most recent changes to the CWCki.

Recently Uncovered Info

CWCki News

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Account Creation
NOTE: You must be 18 years or older to get an account.

Account creation for the CWCki is open. To request an account, contact a CWCki Jerkop. They can be reached at -

the Official CWCki Server Discord - message:

  • Hurtful Truth Level, or
  • Larry the Larryhog

Official CWCki Server DiscordKiwi Farms forumCWCki Club forumr/ChrisChanSonichu

Check out the Official CWCki Server Discord, and the sections about Chris at the Kiwi Farms, the CWCki Club forums, and the Chris Chan subreddit, full of lively and often times thoughtful discussions on Chris and Sonichu. (Use the wiki talk pages or the CWCki-related channels in the Discord for article-related discussions).

Improvement Project of the Now

GO WORK ON IT!

The article in desperate need of improvement at the moment is the Golden Church of Sonichu.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Picture of the Now

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Video of the Now