August 2020 social media posts

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during August 2020.

Posts are color-coded yellow to reflect his role-playing as Sonichu during this month.

Just call me silvia!

August 1

Just call me silvia!(@silverangel259):

Thank you @CPU_CWCSonichu for the raid help!!! You know I always got your back for future raids! #PokemonGOFest2020 #PokemonGoRaids

Yeah, no probs. But, yeah, hit me up for help with #RayquazaRaids; I can definitely do very well as one-third or even one-half of a Trio or Duo in those during this #PokemonGODragonWeek. Invites and Remote Raid Passes are da bomb (it helps if at least one is actually at the gym).

Pokemon GO Friend Code

August 1

This person can use some more friends in their #PokemonGO account; please send them a Friend Request. FC: 3902 7199 7706

Thunder

August 1

Thunder(@Mad_HatchHD):

@CPU_CWCSonichu hey, I've been trying to send a friend request on pokemon go, but your friend list is full.

I still get the requests even if the list is full. What’s your handle on the app?

Gourmet Hotdog Review

August 7

Just tried the veggie dogs from @thefranktruck; a previous Friday, I had their Vienna meat dogs. Good meat, above standard; veggie meat was better (kinda tasted like bologna). I would still recommend their gourmet chili dogs when they come by the #Ruckersville sign every Friday.

100MegaMeh

August 8

Kra-kow! ⚡⚡⚡

MegaMeh Hundred (@100MegaMeh):

Okay so I live just up the road from you, how are you finding these and I barely got anything. Like your sitting here with a shiny deoxys and I’m here tryin to spawn at the very least an unknown.

You live in Ruckersville? Anyway, if you did live that close, you would have noticed the van being absent from the Temple’s driveway; Rosey and I went out. Duh. We raid hunted for a while after it turned 4:00 pm. Concentrate on a specific Raid Legendary, a shiny find is likely.

Very Distant alt-timeline

August 8

the skooma den (@Skooma_broNSFW):

finally finished this one for @Redemption4CWC ,corona-chan and the gang are burning down cwcville for the lulz, i also drew @CPU_CWCSonichu as an older girlfriend-free boy 😎 [fan-art]

Very Distant alt-timeline and Dimension; not even touching this onr at all. Your drawing is not cool.

Serebii

August 8

Serebii.net (@SerebiiNet):

Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Magikarp Community Day event is starting to run in the Americas. Runs from 11am to 5pm local time. Details @ https://serebii.net/pokemongo/communityday/august2020.shtml

#GoingFishing today. #PokemonGO

Marce (@IkarusTalys):

wear a mask

[adventure time gif]

A Simple Clarification

August 9

Hey, y’all. Simple clarification if a certain new rumor (if you have not heard, do not worry or go looking into it): simple and direct, Barb and I are safe, well and okay. In the sequence of events, this was timed as a think-ahead moment for this timeline. ⚡⚡⚡ Now, after reading all of that and this, what are you feeling right now? If you feel a good and calm sensation, you will have a lucky and blessed day today. Otherwise, if you feel weirded out, consider yourselves blessed you’re day is remaining neutral after this moment.

This tweet was requested to be made by gatekeepers due to the large response to Chris's Last Will and Testament.

Shut up, Jake!

August 9

Right Eye of GOD (@JacobSockness):

I have spells to create Hell Worlds, I have one that will turn the trolls straight and narrow. This Hell is that upon death, God rejects and throws all trolls to C-197 where they are forced to take care of and babysit Chris Chan for all eternity. It's not a shared hell, it's an individual hell where each troll suffers alone with no escape and they will have the unconTROLLable urge to obey her blindly to the letter.

As for you Jake: shut up.

Statue from C-197

August 10

さがら (@sagara7791):

伊賀市高尾のソニックが綺麗になった‼️ #伊賀市 #ソニック [plastic statue of Sonic on a hoverboard]

Japanese for "Sonic in Takao, Iga City has become beautiful!! ️#Iga City #Sonic"

I personally confirm that this statue is indeed an artifact from C-197 that had made its way into this dimension over a decade ago. ⚡⚡⚡

Pokémon

August 13

[long conversation about Pokémon GO]

Yeah, that sucks; during the #GOFest2020, my gift opening during those two hour slots for the Rare Candies were near limitless, yet I still had only the limited amount of gifts. Still, I ended up with about more than 70 candies that day. It was fun. ⚡⚡⚡

Pokémon GO (@PokemonGoApp):

Exciting news, Trainers! September AND October #PokemonGOCommunityDay will be decided by the community! Here are the candidates. ⭐ Charmander ⭐ Caterpie ⭐ Grimer ⭐ Porygon More details soon!

PORYGON! PORYGON! PORYGON!

Chris Replaces an Air Conditioner

August 16

Hey, y’all. I’m about to swap the air conditioners. I put on my neckwear/mask as a sweatband, and then covered my forehead; now it’s a 3/4 Doo-Rag. Covered on the front; airing out the back. ⚡⚡⚡ #StayHydrated #glaccewaterbottle 💧💧💧

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

Window unit?

Yes

New AirCon installed! I had thought I was going to recycle and reuse the panels from the previous one; had them wrapped and fully extended with duct tape after removing them, too. But this AirCon’s panels went full-span, so I was good. Not a bad afternoon’s work.

Hydration

17 August

Chris confirms, once and for all that drinking water is good for food poisoning and dehydration

An artistic Twitter user:

Hi guys I have a fever from food poisoning and dehydrated wheeee

Drink lots of water, Key.

Random access humor

17 August

In response to some artist's old sketches, one of which has a joke similar, but a lot funnier than the following.

“It’s a cup of dirt. Just put an “F” on that, and let me go home.” “Well, it’s a cup with dirt in it; I call it “Cup of Dirt”.”

Chris prefers Porygon

18 August

In what can only be described as the easiest choice possible, Chris chooses Porygon over Weedle, the most unimaginative boring Pokemon you could think of.

Porygon

Jacob still going off the rails

18 August

In response to a protected Tweet that probably made it so that Chris had to buy a train ticket and come to Jacob's house and suck his duck in order for the merge to happen.

Not in this or any timeline, Jake. Again: shut the hell up. ⚡⚡⚡

Sonichu levels up!

19 August

I finally did it for Mama Chris Chan; #PokemonGOLevel40. I can finally nominate this temple, personally. Kra-Kow! ⚡⚡⚡

Chris prefers Charmander

20 August

A much tougher decision, but in the end, between Grimer and Charmander, Chris chose Charmander

Charmander

Chris still prefers Porygon

22 August

Between all four: Grimer, Porygon, Caterpie and Charmander, Chris chose Porygon

Porygon

Chris on Sockness hijacking

22 August

Carrie Krueger (@CarrieKrueger17):

I think that drawing is Sockness trying to hijack you.

He’s never gonna do that. ALOL.

CWCSonichu Temple is nominated

24 August

Our #CWCSonichuTemple is nominated; I share a humble shoutout to my fellow #Level40 players: please rate highly and positively. The tides turn against all haters of this dimension. Thank you all for your kindness. Lots of L💙ve.⚡ #Niantic #PokemonGO #Pokestop #Nianticwayfarer

Chris says Ben is wrong and reprimands Sockness

26 August

Ben Saint:

C-197's @CPU_CWCSonichu has been slain, in retribution for the devastation brought on by her Soda Rain Holocaust. But we are not done. New Los Angeles City aka Neo Milwaukee, officially declares WAR on the city of CWCville. He he he. SLIME. [Video of comic "pseudo-finale"]

Chris rebuts:

That is a big Nope. Alpha Timeline, yes, but that was the Sister Dimensions of C-194 and 1214 you’ve accessed. Plus, that Chris Chan teleported and escaped to ensure her timeline’s safety. The Beta timeliners did not last long in the Alpha timeline. Ours, here, is the Omega.

And there is no retcon or altering on your end that can ever change things from what I have informed you now, Ben.

Saint denies the existence of an omega timeline:

Slime and Punishment takes place across C-197, in multiple beta timelines as well as the Alpha timeline. There is no omega timeline.

Jacob Sockness replies to Ben Saint, remarking about Chris's Slime TSSSF cards:

I know there are at least 4 types of timelines. I can't describe them all in a comment though. I'm going to read your thing tomorrow, you seem to have an interesting deck in her cards.

You’re no sack of fresh potatoes in this timeline either, Sockness. You can do with a shut up and quit putting up as well. See you soon enough.

Chris then blocked Sockness.