May 2018 social media posts

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during May 2018. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

Cryzel Rosechu approves of fanart

1 May

Chris liked two fanart pieces of Cryzel, then commented:

Totes Kawaii! She and I think so ever so much! ❤️💙💜

She and I say it’s Awesome!

Of note is that the tweets are geotagged from Hollymead, Virginia.

Mad at Facebook friends

1 May

Chris shared a memory of a post from 2017 about The Classic shirt and commented:

One year ago, I fixed and patched up the old shirt; the next, it’s holey bad in the armpits again. LOL

Sydnee Wagner joked:

This is like a montage out of nightmare on elm street. Freddy gets his sweater back.

Chris was displeased:

I am Not a Monster.

Sydnee replied:

Are you sure? You ran someone over.

Mellanie Chafe chimed in:

She ran someone over!?

Sydnee Wagner linked to this website's article:

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/28_October_2011

Chris shot back:

You are now Blocked. Before continuing to insult me whenever possible you should consider Going to the Gym Yourself, as I feel YOU could stand to Lose Some Weight!

The drama continued on another Facebook post, where Chris became annoyed at someone for using his pre-transition name:

On Facebook's comment section:

Jackie Mei:

Stay strong Chris!

Chris:

Christine*

Jackie Mei:

Sorry

Mellanie Chafe:

my moms name is Christine. Sometimes people call her Chris.

Chris:

I'm neutral about people calling me "Chris" or "Christine" but I would like if you Good People would respect my chosen name.

Mellanie Chafe:

I think people respect it.

Chris:

You should see my inbox. There is Much Hate coming my way from all corners of the internet.

Mellanie Chafe:

well, that sucks, but I guess it comes with being out and about on the internet.

Chris:

AND you, Ms. Mellanie - I see you laughing at me for Running Somebody Over. That is not what a FRIEND does! BLOCKED! You covertly insult me, but You and Your Husband could use some Gym Time as well!

Whining about Patreon backers reducing pledges

1 May

feeling disappointed. I'm feeling a mite upset right now. I just checked my Patreon (All Pledges were processed), it WAS at over $900 total about last Sunday, as said on my Patreon Page; but today, I ended up with $450! UGH!!!

Note: At this point, Chris had gone for 95 days without uploading new pages for the Sonichu comic.

Kenneth Englehardt BTFO

2 May

Englehardt returned to Chris's Facebook and commented on three posts, only for Chris to respond rudely, prompting Englehardt to walk away from him there. However, he couldn't resist staying away and quickly ran to Chris on Twitter.

He first commented on the previous post about Patreon:

Did you call customer support to see what was going on?

Chris replied:

I'm getting back into my Creative Mind after several months of being off my feet. More on THAT situation another time!

Englehardt then commented on Chris offering his license plate for sale on eBay:

Hold on a minute, are you sure you have that cleared with the Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles?

Chris put Englehardt in his place:

Ken, Please Stop. Or I will unfriend you, Again.

Englehardt grovelled:

My apologies.

Later, on 3 May, Englehardt replied to another commentator on the Patreon update:

Taimur Rahman said:

i think its patreon's new donation system, i believe they take 50% of your income to sustain their site. lets boycott patreon.

Englehardt replied:

50% ? That's outrageous.

Chris shot back:

You're outrageous, Ken. Stop Commenting. This is your Last Warning. You are welcome to pledge to my Patreon, should you choose.

Kengle had enough:

Friendships don't work this way Christine. Goodbye.

Hours later, on 4 May, Englehardt issued a tweet, tagged to no one at all:

I've unfriended you but you are still welcome to follow and comment on my public Facebook page.

He then commented on one of Chris's posts:

That is true. Your fans are hungry. Well-fed fans are generous fans.

...prompting Chris to react with anger:

What is Your Problem?! Even though this is May the 4th - I repeat - YOU ARE NOT MY FATHER!

Although by 5 May, tensions had settled back down:

Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.

If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.

Begging for sales money to ship books

4 May

I did not mean to show lack of appreciation to those who did give me the money. I was upset, because my plans including catching up (everyone of the past three months gets a copy of @BryanShickley ‘s book as well); all of the books have been ordered, and I could not have done it without the sale of my license plate on eBay. I still need more money for shipping them out in about a week or two, please. So, please buy more from my eBay to help.

Bryan Shickley:

Please don't drag me into this. I've drawn your OCs more than you at this point and I don't make a percent of a percent of what you make for doing nothing.

How to be delusional

4 May

@handofgalochio:

Chris Chandler always get me wondering: If my creations, the OCs I created over the years, were able to talk to me what would they say? Would they like me? What happens when I'm not thinking about them. Then, I remember that little thing called reality.

They ARE REAL! And you CAN talk with them in Psychic mind-link. About Every Creator and Artist with characters, and even imaginary friends, all possess this ability to communicate with them in the other worlds and dimensions. You Can Too, @handofgalochio ! Open your mind and ❤️ Anything Is Possible! Go Beyond This World and Reality!

Bryan walks away

5 May

Following tweets by Bryanfrogboy...

Chris I said this once and if I'm honest it needs to be said again. PLEASE see a doctor about this. Healthy functional humans don't see cartoons everywhere. I know this is hard for you but I just want to see you be a healthy breadwinning adult.

Just frustrated with Chris berating her fans on patreon for not paying her when she has given her fans next to nothing. Chris gets all the money for the book and that’s fine. I don’t want my name on it anymore. I wouldn’t care so much. My goal this year was to break into comics with real people. 1 Page a day minimum. I just wish Chris could make... 20-30 pages in a year would be something. It’s just sad. I feel weird making more Chris content than she has this year.

...and his girlfriend...

yo crispy western Chandler , I've been quite about this, i want you to not sexualize my boyfriend please.

Chris:

@BryanShickley @weta_ink Y'all think I don't read this? My heart is Broken! I was being playful and flirty! You should check out the show "Polyamory" on Showtime. It's on Amazon Prime, too! I hope I didn't make you feel jealousy!

Last six months, imminent financial ruin

5 May

This was made in a series of four tweets.

1. Yesterday, I noticed y'all giving me a lot of.. hate. I wish that Everyone in this world would see me for the True Hearted and Loving person I am. You need to understand - I am not delusional and cartoony! During the last six months, something Really Bad happened to me and...

2.I can't talk about it on here for Very Specific reasons. As a result of What Happened, our finances are Very Low - the worst is has ever been. I hope that y'all can know what happened in the near future, but for now, I Must Keep Quiet. Please understand that I didn't mean to...

3.Offend anybody or do anything stupid or mean. For those that are Loyal Fans of my Patreon - I have some Great Ideas to make it up to you! It is YOU, my loyal Sonichu and Rosechu fans, that keep me going! Please consider donating to me so that I can fix this Very Bad...

4.Situation that I was forced into. Someone took advantage of me in a Very Serious way. The constant Hate has me feeling lower than dirt and I just want Everybody of the World to know - that I, Christine Weston Chandler, love y'all no matter WHAT!

Never seen poached eggs

5 May

In response to a photo tweeted by Britney Spears of her breakfast:

Home-made Egg McMuffin! Awesome. But that’s a Lot Of Butter (or is that Sour Cream?). I like mine with egg whites, white cheddar, no butter at all, and add some guacamole, when I have one. Yum! It is not an everyday thing with me. I would mainly Oatmeal it upnin the morn.

Still delusional

5 May

I’m Still Working Out and Speeding Up with Cryzel, and nobody is going to stop me! Yee-Ha! 😊❤️💙💜⭐️⚡️

Our Wedding comic preview

5 May

VERY SPECIAL PREVIEW ONLY For Patrons!

He uploaded previews for Sonichu 16's Our Wedding episode, then posted to Patreon:

It will be started very soon, and will be uploaded for the Paying Patrons very soon, and will be included in be back of Sonichu 16. Thank You. (It is a Separate Comic, aside from the pages I just uploaded)

He replied to a fan who pointed out that his lack of updates was hurting patron support...

Trust me, I'm working on it! Very very soon! As in, tomorrow and next week!

... and to a ween who bragged about sharing the comic pages:

That's not very nice. When you do that you are taking money from my pocket.

On the Cryzel and Magi-Chan relationship and being blackmailed

5 May

A fan asked:

Is SIlvana okay with Magi being married (again). How does Mewtwo feel about his husband marrying someone

Chris:

We are Polyamorous.

He expanded on it then next day:

Polyamorous relationships and marriages are very cool there. Sylvana (YES, her name is spelled with a “Y”) is Totally Cool with Cryzel and I being part of the wedding tree. Mewtwo was skeptical at first, but he came around, and he really likes me too. And you know Mewtwo: he has a good heart, but Cross Him, and you WILL REGRET IT LIKE TEAM ROCKET DID! Now Team Rocket is dissolved. Jessie, James and Meowth are their own trio team now; happy and alive for themselves. 😊❤️

A fan implored Chris to say whether this or the Twitter blackmailing was the work of a new Idea Guy and to seek help if not. Chris answered:

t's under control now, trust me. I have some very Powerful Allies helping to rectify the situation. I can't say much other than certain people should be Very Frightened right now!

Kengle's nightmare fuel

5 May

In response to Englehardt's art

This will give me nightmares.

Turning back on CWCProtectSquad

7 May

to be added - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/5-7-chris-rejects-group-of-twitter-orbiters.42802/

Meltdown on Twitter

10 May

Here's a Special Shoutout to @LittleAmychan! The annoying troll who treated me like a Stupid Idiot and thought she could win my favor by direct messaging me fake sweet words of encouragement and fake voice messages! It's already been tried a gazillion times, Sister! You LOSE!

@StriderFan28:

@CWCSonichu Give me a shout out too Christine! Please Senpai!

Chris:

Go right off and FUCK YOURSELF! How was that, you Internet Hag!

@ShoopyDan:

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain, Christophina

Chris:

***Christine*** you FUCKING INTERNET DOUCHEWHORE! I'M FUCKING MAD! I'M SICK OF THE HATE! I'M SICK OF EVERYTHING! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH!

@TendoDood:

Financially we do because you have to put it all out there. Don't go to Bronycon and pay your bills.

Chris:

YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN'T GO TO BRONYCON! FUCK YOU! I TOOK CARE OF MY BILLS AND EVERYTHING WAS TAKEN FROM ME! FUCKING EVERYTHING!

@StriderFan28:

Honey that was just a joke calm down or CWCiki is going to have a field day with this one

Chris:

YOUR MOM IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH YOUR LIMP DICK!

@sheeztrouble:

Tell them all off. You're doing great, girl ❤️

Chris:

I FEEL THE POWER OF MY PENT UP RAGE FLOWING THROUGH ME!

Chris then tagged The Man in the Pickle Suit:

Chris:

@hwinslow3 AND YOU - YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN TOLERATE YOU! I FOLLOWED YOU OUT OF MUTUAL RESPECT!

@OrneryPossum:

Oh damn - @CWCSonichu got @CountDankulaTV's attention!

Chris:

Who or what is @CountDankulaTV?!?! Alright, I need to rest. Sorry for getting so angry y'all, my brain feels like the 4th of July fireworks right now. NAPPY NAPPY NAPPITY NAP TIME!~

@CountDankulaTV:

Yeah, Chris knows who I am, I think Chris has been hacked.

Chris:

I've been calming down. I can't THINK STRAIGHT when I'm angry. I wish you knew what was going on right now. When my mind goes blank, I Even Forget what I had for breakfast! Nappy time!

Mother's day drawings

13 May

Happy Mother’s Day, Everyone! I have an inspiration for a couple of new drawings, that is not influenced by anyone outside of me, other than my actual family in Cwcville. I’ll upload it later today after drawing it. Meanwhile, I gave my mom a hug and kisses today; you do that.

My family threw a little Mother’s Day Celebration in Cwcville for me this morning. And, my counterpart there would not exist without me, so in a sense, not biologically, I am her Mother too. (By the way, Christine is touching my butt.) I Love My Family and People! I am happy.❤️

Self-Explanatory.

But more accurately, I love my Cwcville Counterpart, and she loves me too.

Holding Sonichu books hostage

15 May, Patreon

Making out the books I have the books; I am signing them and enveloping them; I will have them shipped out in a couple of weeks. (Sooner if I can get another $100 or $200 in donations or sales of my stuff on eBay).

He posted to Twitter:

Is LittleAmychan a troll?

15 May, Twitter

This is the video that @LittleAmychan sent me claiming to be "real". I am Highly Suspect that she may be a troll. If y'all continue to keep slamming me I'll be Very Upset!

A copy of the video is below:

LittleAmychan

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TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

‏@Salty237DOTcom:

How is this suspicious? They are just encouraging you, you halfwit. You get mad at people for calling you retarded but when someone is actually kind to you, you are all “I don’t trust this person”. It’s not like they want you to have sex with a blow up doll while screaming.

Chris:

It's hard for me to tell These Days. People have tricked me before, Countless TImes, pretending to be Real Women. I have to watch everybody now, unfortunately, for my own Safety and Peace of Mind. If I am wrong I am truly sorry.

I am reading the replies on my last Tweet. You just Don't Understand! I have been beaten, abused and beaten some more so much over the last many years! I view EVERYONE with suspicion because the Trolls and Bullys force me to! If I am wrong about @LittleAmychan, I am SORRY!

Chris then deleted the tweet with the video.

Got married

15 May, Facebook

Note: Chris backdated this post to 26 March 2018.

Chris made a status update saying he got married.

A fan asked:

To whom?

Chris:

To Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu, of course! Mewtwo may also be joining us.

The fan replied:

ah ok

Chris:

It's okay because I am half-Pokemon.

He posted a picture of the newlyweds:

Probable Hobbit

16 May

People are telling me that I'm focusing too much on the trolls.. I just want to thank my friend Jodi Newago for being a Loving and True friend and defending me! I don't make many friends easily anymore, but she is Truly an "Awesome Hobbit"!

Note: Though some people accuse Chris of doxing Hobbit, the truth is that her real name easily shows up in a Google search when querying "Probable Hobbit."

Hobbit (Twitter ID: sheeztrouble):

Thank you ❤️❤️I'm always here for you.

Chris:

Thank you Dear! I just saw your video.. you stood up to those all Dirty Bastards for me and I love you for it!

Michael Hirtes BTFO

16 May

From the previous update, Hirtes butted in:

How about getting a jobby job job, Chris? Every day from now on. PS: Jodi's a troll too you know. But you won't listen till you find out the hard way (again). Same old Chris.

Chris:

The only troll is YOU! I have seen her pictures - she is REAL! How about you show your face, Mr. Troll? True and loving fans of mine - REPORT THIS ACCOUNT IMMEDIATELY!

He then made an announcement:

Calling all of my True and Loyal fans - I need to ask y'all a favor, Personally, from me, Christine Weston Chandler. The account @chris_crybaby has been harassing me for Far Too Long! Please report them to Twitter, immediately! Thank you and have a good safe day!

Someone replied:

No need, we all know it's a fake account anyway. No one is fooled by it relax man.

Chris:

Yes. But if we start reporting all of the troll accounts maybe they'll give up after they are BANNED from Twitter! We don't need Their Hate Here!

A fan cautioned:

Be careful doing that! Technically it counts as targeted harassment and it against Twitter's TOS. It would really be a shame to get yourself suspended to banned just for trying to stick up for yourself. Best of luck!

Chris:

But they are fake accounts made to attack me - it will be alright! I asked the cosmos and it said REPORT REPORT REPORT!

Probable Hobbit (replying to Chris's post about Hirtes):

This guy is a pain in the ass. He blocked me so I can no longer report his comments that contain abusive hate speech. Block him, Christine.

Chris:

Yeah, I don't know what his problem is. I think he may be the same person using multiple accounts to Troll and Degrade me.

Later, Chris called out Hirtes:

Greeting Michael Hirtes!

A fan commented:

Michael J. Hirtes is a bigger lolcow than Chris tbh. I mean yeah you can make fun of Chris for a lot of stuff but at least he's not a fat old man who's life is dedicated to stalking Chris.

Chris:

While I, Myself, am a furry, this "Michael Hirtes" is indeed a Special Case. Yiff yiff!

Hirtes:

And yet, you're still and shall always be Chris Chan. Julay julayyyy!

Chris:

Are your feelings hurt? Judging from the fact you had to make so many replies with Old Stuff means you're probably "butthurt"! Hah! Kooloo-Limpah!

Sorbet is Missing

Sorbet has been missing for over a week. I’ve asked locally a couple of days after he wandered off while outside and didn’t return. I also put up these flyers on the telephone poles. Nobody’s found him or called us back. We miss him. I pray he is okay. ❤️

Continuing Sonichu 12-9

19 May

On Twitter:

Blame it on the Bad Trolls for the delay; I’m looking to finish this book in less than a month from now.

On Patreon:

Sorry for the delay! I am resuming work on “Sonichu 12-9” now; I will do better to get back on the groove again. Rock On, Bronies and Pegasisters!

Kun T’Nyuget

19 May, Patreon

Also, Introducing Kun T’Nyuget

Pollo is dying

20 May

But My Old Phone Now, Please!!! We need more money here right now! Ugh! Also, Pollo is fading away; on death’s door; barely breathing and twitching! If he’s not dead in the comfort of the towel he’s wrapped in by tomorrow, I will need the money Poor Pollo is dying!

Chris quickly deleted the message, as well as another advertising the sale of his iPhone, possibly due to backlash from his Twitter followers.

Pollo is dead

💐**Rest In Peace, Pollo.**💐 💐May 20, 2018💐 I'll Always Love You! ❤️

Chris also noted that he is buried next to Patti Chandler

One small page; one giant leap

23 May

New page for preview!

Chris would then reply:

I am Very Proud of this page!