LadyOfTheCosmo (nicknamed "Lady") is a member of the Planet Dolan staff. Ever since meeting Chris on 25 August 2017, she has been trolling him.
Chris met Lady on 25 August, 2017, responding to a tweet about how she's tired and is about to go to sleep.
Okay, officially good night y'all, I'm so tired from the all nighter I did. I'll see you on the flipside, cheers to a good sleep!
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To which Chris responded with this tweet:
Rest comfy and easy, dear!
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After Lady calling Chris out for his use of the word "dear", Chris tried to write a letter explaining to her that he uses both words in a "neutral" manner.
Open Letter on using dear and darling
Transcript
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Open Letter:
Something that grinds my gears is how people are Not accepting of the neutral terms "darling" or "dear". I use one or the other as a neutral addressing, inlieu of the various online nicknames, or actual names in general, when that detail is unknown, or when the other person is too distant to trust me, yet, on addressing them by their name. I Swear, if Tallulah Bankhead were alive today, she would never put up with such disrespectful responses. That is all for now, "Dahling."
Hmpf!
Christine W. Chandler
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This eventually leads to some unexpected turmoil between the two.
Night Star
After Chris has experienced quite enough stress for one day, he decided to use his Twitter Sockpuppet to white knight himself once again.
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